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If you're a money haver and want to do an immediately tangible good thing, pay off Kat and Andre's legal bills. It's a middle finger to this fuck ass fascist administration and a serious amount of help to people genuinely trying to make the world a better place. I know some of you follow me!

Made a little clay fig of my pal mosslax :)

He will be cooked soon

If anyone at my job wants to contact me they should have to do it via one of those vibrating coaster things that they have at chilis, like that one episode of king of the hill. I don’t want these people to have my phone number anymore

His brain is empty

🫵📸

Reds won cause I got the hat. I got a hat btw

My Kalos headcanon is that tipping literally every NPC was phased out between XY and Z-A because the Kalosi government decided to start paying their workers a living wage

2 in one day im back

AND SHES A WOMAN GRAHHHH

In the last month I got sick, moved apartments, read 5 books, started baking, and now I’m sick again.

Oh my god they skinned her

How

Voluntarily opening the comments on every Instagram reel I watch to give myself a hyper-lethal dose of Hitler particles. “Oops time for bed, let me see the dumbest mother fuckers that have ever lived hash it out with primeval slurs to force myself off this shit”

Beautiful blonde twink with curly hair that everyone is obsessed with is exposed to nihilism for one hour and becomes evil. A tale as old as time

“If I get old I’ll kill myself” girl real

I lied I didn’t wanna drive all the way there today I’ll get it tomorrow whatever

I got more things the other week. They didn’t have redwall but they ordered it for me and I’m picking it up today. The black book is Frankenstein. Also proof that I exist despite it all

Check this out

We’re twinninggggg

Baby’s Big Day Out

He’s never seen a rotom phone before, he’s a baby just born

“Just pour it directly in my mouth”

Picked these up the other week I forgor (Also the updated collection (it’s getting ridiculous))

I respect the fact that in the original Pokemon Gold, there are rattata all the way up tin tower because it’s a fun bit of environmental story telling. However, there’s nothing more aggravating than having to kill a bunch of rats on your way to meet a legendary phoenix

He’s the dad that stepped up

The greatest shiny drought ever of all time is finally over

The greatest shiny drought ever of all time is finally over

Bought a hat

The 4 Champions of the Abyss (This is the first time I’ve actually done complete drawings of these 4 which feels crazy to me because they’re like, the most important characters in lore)

Eggs: much like dwarves, but more humble and friendly!

Just gonna start dumping these here. I’ve been putting a lore encyclopedia together for abyss (my comic and story). It’s gonna contain important events, maps, characters, races, and so on. A lot of this is stuff I’ve been sitting on for almost a decade.

Damn! That’s good 👈

It’s one million degrees and my ac is broken, I moved my leg out from under hers when I finished it and it felt like removing an arcade sticky hand from your thigh

Played an immaculate Isaac run and my girlfriend was asleep the whole time. What’s even the point

What if he was in a big coat

I could be yuor angle or your devil

Hi

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

A lot of you would send your sympathies and well wishes to Henry Kissinger or Hitler if they became terminally ill. Couldn’t be me. As several Palestinians have said:

Fit check from earlier Also a statue from a cemetery date

I’m built like this btw

Imagine: it’s 2028. The Walmart-sponsored DNC is being held in Bentonville Arkansas. Presidential nominee Pete Buttigieg has just carted out the decayed corpse of Heinrich Himmler to accept his endorsement

//Sight of a Martyr// Behold, O ye righteous, and tremble! New Heaven Is Online

I’m back from my 25 day sabbatical where I pursued and received my PhD in serving cunt in an unprecedented amount of time

Dude am I real? I think so