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We’re twinninggggg

Baby’s Big Day Out

He’s never seen a rotom phone before, he’s a baby just born

“Just pour it directly in my mouth”

Picked these up the other week I forgor (Also the updated collection (it’s getting ridiculous))

I respect the fact that in the original Pokemon Gold, there are rattata all the way up tin tower because it’s a fun bit of environmental story telling. However, there’s nothing more aggravating than having to kill a bunch of rats on your way to meet a legendary phoenix

He’s the dad that stepped up

The greatest shiny drought ever of all time is finally over

The greatest shiny drought ever of all time is finally over

Bought a hat

The 4 Champions of the Abyss (This is the first time I’ve actually done complete drawings of these 4 which feels crazy to me because they’re like, the most important characters in lore)

Eggs: much like dwarves, but more humble and friendly!

Just gonna start dumping these here. I’ve been putting a lore encyclopedia together for abyss (my comic and story). It’s gonna contain important events, maps, characters, races, and so on. A lot of this is stuff I’ve been sitting on for almost a decade.

Damn! That’s good 👈

It’s one million degrees and my ac is broken, I moved my leg out from under hers when I finished it and it felt like removing an arcade sticky hand from your thigh

Played an immaculate Isaac run and my girlfriend was asleep the whole time. What’s even the point

What if he was in a big coat

I could be yuor angle or your devil

Hi

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

A lot of you would send your sympathies and well wishes to Henry Kissinger or Hitler if they became terminally ill. Couldn’t be me. As several Palestinians have said:

Fit check from earlier Also a statue from a cemetery date

I’m built like this btw

Imagine: it’s 2028. The Walmart-sponsored DNC is being held in Bentonville Arkansas. Presidential nominee Pete Buttigieg has just carted out the decayed corpse of Heinrich Himmler to accept his endorsement

//Sight of a Martyr// Behold, O ye righteous, and tremble! New Heaven Is Online

I’m back from my 25 day sabbatical where I pursued and received my PhD in serving cunt in an unprecedented amount of time

Dude am I real? I think so

Me in my fucked up fit with my disfigured chud son after we’re asked to leave my nephews quinceañero for being “distracting”

I’m killing this bastard bug with my mind

He looks like my scheming eunuch

Mane who tf callin me 😭😭😭😭

Got Bebe’s Eevee on the third reset today I’m making moves in silence

Met this freak today

Petition to get Hikaru Utada to play the 2026 Super Bowl Half Time Show

I have a sinus infection and I’m being so brave about it

Got my target, Cheryl immediately killed it.

I’m standing in the odds, those 3 in one day last week really ate through my luck just as I feared

This is the year I finally make the pokemon videos that I wanted to make as a kid, and I have a couple that I’m actively working on. I can already tell that one of them is going to take months but I’m excited to put them out :) cringe is dead !!

They’re calling me the greatest shiny hunter to ever do it dude oh my god

Two in one day I am SICK. SICK.

After standing in the odds for a week I got probably my least favorite Pokemon ever after like ten minutes

Vibeo james

The only real world applications of ai are scamming old people, and making copywriters obsolete. Both are gay in a bad way and lame

I really wanna get my grubby little mitts on a crt with a built in vcr and a small table and set that up next to this shelf for a cozy little movie set up grahhh

Built a shelf

Why do the cleaning instructions that came with my cats water fountain just say throw it in the dishwasher that doesn’t help me at all

I’m built like this btw