Is it still a boycott if it’s a business that I haven’t spent any money at or even spared a thought about in over a decade?

“I haven't broken any laws, except perhaps the laws of nature.” -that guy from that one episode of Deep Space Nine

Shortly after posting this I got locked out of the whole MS Office suite. I was freaking out because I thought I was being hacked. 😭 Turns out the helpdesk reset the wrong Julie’s password.

Professionally, if I must explain to someone what a flanker (fragrance) is, try to put it in terms of Mountain Dew flavors. Code Red, Baja Blast, and Livewire are flankers.

Pokopia is so overwhelming, but in a good way. It will ruin your life, but in a good way.

It is essential that we have a Cookie O’Puss brought in from Syracuse for the weekend hash event.

please clap.

how do I get one of those buttons that say "please talk to me about x" but about Farscape? because I don't want to talk about anything else. i am literally unshutupable about Farscape. ask me, I know

I like how the specter of a Firefly follow up has everyone coming out of the woodwork saying it should be Farscape. You love to see it. Farscape is better than Firefly. It’s just a fact.

HE’S HERE!

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true: I very briefly lived in the place where the music video for George Michael’s Careless Whisper was filmed.

For years we spent billions of dollars on something called Febreze, which did not eliminate odors but added an additional, unpleasant, odor to your situation

Antonio Lopez, for Vogue, 1984

Good to know they still make the NeeDoh gumdrop in the 32nd century. #starfleetacademy

Mr Clean broke his soul into a billion pieces & that’s the magic in the magic eraser

look how far we've fallen

Farscape S3 E16 John: I don't wanna be like other people. I don't wanna be like you. I don't wanna stoop that low. Kirk wouldn't stoop that low. Harvey-Scorpius: That was a television show John, and he made Priceline commercials.

Not too long ago everyone was making memes about serotonin, and now everyone is talking about their cortisol levels. I’m gonna start saying “bro, my norepinephrine!” every time my hackles get raised. See if it catches on.

have an UNCONTROLLABLE URGE to follow this arrow

✨Catch of the day✨ #pokemongo

After little consideration my favorite Gen 10 starter is Pombon because Pomeranians are hilarious little freaks.

Farscape is better than Firefly. I said it.

No but this is entirely correct

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

“If you’re looking to buy TV dinners and candy, but in a cool adult way, you’ve gotta try Trader Joe’s” I’m feeling so attacked right now.

This is like a typical hash weekend. (not for me but I definitely know some people)

they’re ready to fuck

It’s just a Highwave Hotjo mug. They’ve been making them since the 80s. Also as seen on Bayblon 5.

Same guy.

Cast n Chill might be the best looking game I’ve ever played.

Not all wasian people are hot. Some of us are, but it’s not a thing. Let’s stop acting like it’s a thing.

Why are there so many AI generated ads trying to get me to do tai chi?

SHISH KEBAB SUNDAY

🤔

A few years ago I inherited a Miele canister vacuum and honestly they are one of those things that is absolutely worth it.

Somehow made a pivot table in excel for iOS today, and frankly I never want to do this shit ever again. Never thought I’d say this, but I miss my work computer.

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

The Vietnamese American transit advocate in me would use one of these instead of those flags they have at some crosswalks 😅🧱

Here it is, your moment of zen.

I’m going to become fluent in Japanese just so I can play Seaman 2

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so good. Like I almost forgot from how high up Game of Thrones dropped the ball.

Was just remembering how when The 300 came out a bunch of dudes I kinda knew were gonna dress up as the Spartans for Halloween, and the whole plan was to take a bunch of roids to get themselves ready. Those men would be in their 40s now. Id wonder what they are up to, but I kinda think I might know

I have that shit on.