Ohhh boy going to be a fun one today! The Oilers tie the series at 2 in overtime. Join myself & @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social‬ LIVE at 3pm for @BettingPros.bsky.social to discuss where it goes from here. Also our best picks and props which keep on cashing! 📺 twitch.tv/fantasypros

Four years ago, I bought my nephews jerseys that totally didn't fit. And now here they are. It's our year. #LetsGoOilers

I used to think the biggest crime was to be boring so at least 2025 has taught me that I can be super wrong and stupid

After a long hard day of yelling at everything, real and imagined, and running 453 wind sprints, one must rest.

It was a nice night for NHL player props on Monday, and @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social has more PLUS MONEY options for Tuesday night 💰⬇️ www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

Here are the targets I keep grabbing in drafts. www.fantasypros.com/2025/03/must...

Love podcasting with Maher, especially when I can do it from the great beyond... youtu.be/v-CAJygFfw8

Manny Machado has hit 28 or more home runs every year since 2015 (save for 2020). And yet, I seemingly never draft him. I love the weird quirks my fantasy brain comes up with on draft day. /does not love weird quirks...

Talking about 2025’s biggest fantasy baseball questions on @fantasypros.bsky.social with @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social youtu.be/GmBPiVAMt9k

couple of really nice matchups tonight and Nylander is a five-star goals option on the BettingPros prop bet cheat sheet, which has been HOT of late. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I crossed the +10 units mark. I hope to keep it going today with Kaprizov among others.

the key to betting on hockey is just pick everyone to go over their totals in the seattle/san jose game.

After having spent an inordinate amount of time on X, one thing that is now abundantly clear is that WE ALL KNOW HOW TO SPELL OVER HERE. I wondered why the writer in me has been so calm these past few weeks. Pat yourselves on the back, people. 💙 😁 💞

Listen, I have my issues with C. S. Lewis, but “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it” is one HELL of an opening line.

this is only the second thanksgiving night game at lambeau? earlier today, I thought this was a yearly tradition. my how things seem to happen all the time when it's a team you hate.

My favorite part of going to a game at the metrodome as a kid was getting whooshed out of the door on my way out!

Lots to choose from tonight. I'm liking Ottawa a fair amount. www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

i'm working in the living room with a fire in the fireplace, and my dog is curled up on my lap. the fire needs stirring, however, and i just wondered whether I could order something on DoorDash and have the driver come in and do it. so. peak laziness has been achieved.

daulton varsho's statcast page is certainly something.

byron buxton played in 102 games in 2024, crossing the 100-game mark for the first time since 2017. drafting him is like a very strange version of self-injury.

i've reached the "byron buxton line" in my outfield profiles. it's the mendoza line of when my analysis gets real snarky, real fast.

i am often amused that we let football players beat the shit out of each other, but tripping is a 15-yard penalty.

Attn: Yesterday, the Supreme Court revived the nondelegation doctrine, a legal theory that limits Congress’s ability to delegate power to federal agencies like the EPA—even if Congress wants to. (1/3)

the adult iteration of "my dog ate my homework" is "my dog is sitting on my lap and preventing me from getting my phone so I can authenticate myself for my work VPN, and that is why I'm watching movies instead."

The fact she kept changing the letter made me lol.

My children were perplexed that I have a few winter coats so I had to explain to them that's what happens when you haven't grown in 30 years and you stop flinging your puffers out of the school bus window or tying it to playground equipment or losing it on math test score bets or whatever they do

There are some nice matchups on the ice tonight, and I've got five plays I like. www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

chances someone told him they were going to release the report anyway?...

Banjos are basically just guitars with an accent.

Shayne Gostisbehere is one of my favorite defensemen to bet on. but right now, I'll take any Hurricane. www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

I'm in on the Lunar Owls.

Introducing the We Tried Tracker

While this is entirely batshit, it is in line with burgeoning addiction and living in a society where everything is someone else's fault.

I went 9-0 over the weekend and 3-2 yesterday. And I didn't even include Connor McDavid because I am not always a homer. 😀 www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.

Chicago #riverview #photography

diversion programs should be the norm.

You really gotta hand it to reading: the only culture left that you cannot second screen at all.

This is not a drill, people. Sarah Langs is here. @slangsonsports.bsky.social The most joyful MLB account ever created! Wheeeeeeee!

about 10 minutes ago, i was judgmental about someone's weird, random tattoos. then I remember I have a penguin and meditating mr. potato head (meta-tater) on one leg. and I apologized to the universe for the judgment.

what round would you feel comfortable taking mike trout? he hasn't had 500 plate appearances in a season since 2019 and is currently going in the 12th round of NFBC drafts. his "market price" will be fascinating to watch in spring training.

kyle schwarber is entering a contract year. i say he hits 50 in 2025.

Hahahaaaa! 🤣 Meme of the year right here… #BlueSky

happy Taysom Hill's One Big Blowup Week to all who celebrate.

watching drake/iowa WBB. banked-in three-pointers are never not funny to me.

if you're an NFC north fan, no team seems to trip ass-first into victories more than the packers.

today is one of those fantasy days where a bunch of randoms are going to score a lot of points. this message brought to you by Vederian Lowe, Ameer Abdullah, and Kenny Yeboah.

the Titans keep giving the Vikings first downs. and by "titans," I mean "refs."

the joy of being a Vikings fan is giving up a 98-yard TD pass on 3rd down when only up by 13. the joy of playing fantasy football is that pass NOT going to the one player you wouldn't mind it going to.

BROCK WRIGHT FOR THE TD BABY!