Mondays, amirite?

Crazy how you don’t realize how loud your dog licks himself til the power goes out.

Just want to take this opportunity to remind my fellow New Orleanians that this is a sherif and mayoral election year.

The feed store had Easter Egger chicks. Momma hen is set to hatch her clutch this week, so I got the chicks and stuck them under her. She immediately grabbed them and was like “MINE THANK YOU LEAVE NOW”

My Gen Z sister ends every text with “lol” because her 3 elder millennial sisters raised her right.

Texas Monthly writer Aaron Parsley and his family were swept away by the flood while asleep in their home. His 20 month-old nephew was lost to the water. This is his incredible recounting of that terrifying night: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

They think it’s treat time every time I open the shed (it is)

The French Revolution vibes here are just… extraordinary. “The event will instead take place in Arsenale, a historic complex of shipyards surrounded by fortified walls that will be much harder for the protesters to penetrate.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

From the yard today:

My new favorite podcast is just eavesdropping on my boyfriend while he argues with his Call of Duty bros about Iran.

The night shift, AKA how we know our house isn’t haunted:

The day shift:

The aliens have arrived; they demand doughnuts.

Curly, posing proudly with the socks she hunted and killed all by herself.

Bedhead 10/10

UNDERWOOD: Do you believe that the US government has the authority to deport American citizens NOEM: No, and we are not deporting US citizens UNDERWOOD: Several American citizens have been deported

Will I show my chickens these videos later and say “this is from when you were BORN!”? Yes, yes I will.

Karen Read’s case joining Michael Lacey’s in the “stupidest, most disgusting waste of taxpayer money because prosecutors can’t take their well-deserved ‘L’” category.

"'Eliminating the Medicaid expansion would likely precipitate the biggest one-time increase in the number of people uninsured ever.'" ICYMI @citizencohn.bsky.social on the plan to do just that: www.thebulwark.com/p/health-ins...

GET 😡 OFF 😡 MY 😡 PEGGY 😡 MARTINS

As an elder millennial who has worked extremely hard for a long time to achieve relative financial stability and “middle class” status, I really fucking resent the idiot assholes (for whom I’ve NEVER VOTED) about to drive the economy off a cliff for the 3rd time in my adult life.

Roosters refusing to let us mind our own business:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

Everyone involved in the Alien Enemies Act "deportations" (kidnapping) is a depraved monster. This poor man and his family, my god. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

⚜️🥂Cheers🥂⚜️ to everyone who helped ruin Jeff Landry’s day today.

Young people have every reason to be enraged.

There's no way to take the idea of MAHA seriously without doing things like being very pro-vaccine or validating Michelle Obama on healthy eating

Yeah I’m not giving the Democrats another penny until Chuck Schumer is out of leadership. This is fucking pathetic.

Art imitates life. A self-anointed king propped up by a slippery tech overlord.

Board member of Meta hugs it out with Andrew Tate, well known heinous person www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

"Their legislative agenda is to break the legislative branch, to reduce Congress to the status of an advisory body. And if no one stops them from impounding lawfully appropriated funds, that’s what Congress will become." ICYMI @tommalinowski.bsky.social:

An excellent blog post from @swopbehindbars.bsky.social about their efforts in the #JoeyThePlayer case. So proud that they helped stop a serial predator who targeted sex workers. This is worth a read! www.swopbehindbars.org/post/joeythe...

Exactly this

FYI a tech banker

All this talk about imaginary 120 year olds receiving SSN while we seem to have forgotten about the congressperson and her staff receiving paychecks for like 6 months while she was in a memory care facility.

This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid

This thing ain’t making through the underpass, I’ll tell you that

Today is March 3- International Sex Workers’ Rights Day. In 2001, over 25,000 sex workers gathered in India for a festival despite efforts from prohibitionist groups who tried to prevent it taking place by pressuring the government to revoke their permit. 1/x

Here’s a cybertruck getting booed at Orpheus to brighten your Lundi Gras:

Sweeping up Puerto Ricans - automatic U.S. citizens - in immigration raids doesn't exactly back up the idea that it's all about making sure immigrants are following the law. ICYMI @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social: www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-depo...

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I did not move to the South for this shit. If we’re going to be forced to endure SNOW, I want civil rights and consistently functioning basic infrastructure.

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

To be clear I would have preferred being happy to being right re: how fucked things are about to be.

“Program Shopping” is emblematic of a larger issue in the anti-trafficking ecosystem. This phenomenon arises when survivors move between programs in search of immediate without accessing the long-term services needed for sustainable recovery. www.swopbehindbars.org/post/program...

On a disconcerting day, this is perhaps the saddest thing. I recently interviewed her about her illness and more and she was and will always be an inspiration to me and so many others: 19thnews.org/2025/01/ceci...

We tried so hard to warn people that these bans were never about pornography.

It isn’t that Kennedy is merely misinformed—though he is. It’s that he’s an active agent of misinformation. That’s a character problem.