Occasionally, a company goes above and beyond. I think of my people who’ve lost and those whose arms are empty and am thankful for a small act of kindness.

if you wanna keep your job, don't be a fucking creep. it's really that simple.

This weekend I asked if anyone wanted bubbles at dinner and that was a mistake- my 2 year old niece got SUPER excited and so did the adults because they thought I was telling them IT had finally happened.

Hey Portland, if you know anything about this death on April 6th at the Amazon warehouse in Troutdale, get in touch with Ryan here.

Captions leave much to be desired…looking at you Kon Kah Coff.

That’s four with this same bio…today

Why am I suddenly getting an influx of obvious bot account follows with cheesy dating profile tag lines (they’re all some version of “I like long walks on the beach”)?

Nothing like opening the window before bed and waking to smoke from a prescribed burn. Nearest paku station was over 500 a bit ago (now down to 250).

real long shot here but if you have any idea why melania is suddenly talking about epstein, reach me on signal at marisakabas.04 anonymity fully protected

13 LGBTQIA artists, we sling jewels, talk sumo sometimes, and try to curate a fun place where rocks are better to talk about than dystopia. Just saying.

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

Zeva Rosenbaum: www.zevaforcongress.com

Reminder: If FIFA weren't an organized crime ring, they would have removed the US's status as World Cup host already.

So for my people in either Bend or Portland…if you need some fun tomato starts or Basil I will undoubtedly have far, far more than I need. (PDX folks…I think I’ll be up the 2nd weekend in May and could arrange a drop off- a bunch of mine are smaller space varieties so would be ok for a patio too).

Today was a LOT…so here’s a greenhouse update. First…Basil. Pictured we have Red Rubin, Italian Large Leaf, Cinnamon and Genovese. 1/?

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

This is what I’ve been thinking all morning.

Is there anything worse than being on camera during an incredibly boring meeting that’s not your circus/monkeys?

Awesome good news in a bad time.

FFS…my cousin just called and she’s got shingles- in addition to her MS drugs and the anti-virals she’s using “homeopathic cures” Folks: She’s taking fucking ivermectin.

Hen Update- they’re all at varying stages of the awkward teenage phase but they’re turning into beautiful birds.

Today the chicks went out for the first time and Dolly decided I was a good seat.

As much as Kotek has been a bit of a disappointment- Rayfield is exactly the AG we need right now. And his comms team all deserve raises.

I forgot to say…I received my fancy-ass stove top pressure canner today. I cannot wait to use it for the first time.

Y’all…I was feeling quite a bit better today but still took it easy. It only took me 4 decades to finally figure out that first burst of energy is always a lie.

I was in Kindergarten, and because there was a teacher on the crew every classroom in americal rolled out the tv to watch the launch live. Only to see it explode before our eyes.

I watched with my niece…and sobbed like a baby because apparently I’m still holding the trauma of watching the Challenger launch in Kindergarten.

There’s an org that does all sort of cool lost skills classes- and clearly they’re using AI to generate images and WHAT THE FUCK is that Rooster?!

Just your reminder that today is April 1st…question everything.

The chicks have gotten so big! This is all six of them (but only Dolly or Dottie’s body) being really curious.

This photo does not do that rainbow justice.

I don’t have any pretty words for Trans Day of Visibility because my brain is a bit addled by congestion. But just coming here to say that my life is richer for knowing so many of y’all. You matter, we see you, the fight for your right to exist continues.

Ketanji Brown Jackson was the only dissenter in the conversion therapy case 😞 It's so upsetting, and I just want to remind folks that Trans Lifeline is a resource you should take advantage of right now if you need it. Your life is precious. +1-877-565-8860 translifeline.org

For Trans Day of Visibility, NWSL Supporter Groups are highlighting the accomplishments of famous athletes. The Rose City Riveters have chosen to highlight Chelsea Wolfe. Today and everyday #TransPeopleBelong. #TDOV #TDOV2026 #TransDayOfVisibility #BAONPDX 1/2

Please unfollow me if you are a transphobe or TERF or “just asking questions.” All human beings deserve the same rights. Nobody should be afraid they are going to get beat up or ridiculed or fired based on their gender identity. Protect the dolls today and forever. Always stand up to bullies.

Hi! Another source request: are you an NWSL fan who has had accessibility issues at games due to strobes/light shows? Please get in touch: DM or email frankie at britnidlc dot com

Welp. I made a good choice staying home from the festivities yesterday- definitely sick. Perhaps the allergies did enough damage that I was vulnerable to whatever bug I have. Trying to knock it out with all the things.

Don’t ever name no club or anythng Sundown. Like Sundown Towns are real. The trauma and danger and realness. Be for f*cking serious. To do that in that city and state. Y’all know better. Forget grace. Call that out. Hold folks accountable. Open the schools. Aight bye

good morning sports fans! in case you missed it, we’re doing end the light shows postcards. with the #NWSL expanding the use of light shows we’re expanding our efforts. DM me your: •address •team you support •how many postcards you want and they will magically appear in your mailbox pre addressed

I’m just going to be over here watching this on repeat…

This is so metal.

Look at these lovely girls.

See also, “How to get murdered by a cat”

it’s the anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire, the site of which — it’s easy to forget — is an active classroom building our Lilly Sabella went there to talk to professors and students about what it means to study on the same floors where the fire took place

There are estimates that place the number of unique books in the world in the neighborhood of 150 million. 150 million different books, stories, worlds, characters. Surely you can find something other than Harry Potter to read and enjoy.

This is your friendly reminder to boycott the World Cup. It’s not worth it.