The more I watch this…the less I like Agentina football. Fucking embarrassing.

This. 100%

Incredible work

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

Today I thought to look up who Trader Joe’s gets their salad from… Yup…they’re a white label customer of Taylor Farms.

Happy Andrew Tate Arrest Day.

omg, this.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Y’all…I had it set up to have an rv tech come out and replace the converter on my R-Pod. He came out Tuesday (after I gave him the model number, he said it would take him 15 minutes) and took one look and was like- Oh, I thought you were asking about a different model number.”

🚨🚨🚨FOR MY FRIENDS THAT FISH!!!🚨🚨🚨 Fisherman’s Marine and Outdoor is closing after this weekend and everything is 40-50% off. I got boots cuz none of you have taken me fishing so I’ve no idea what to get. @linssenp.bsky.social

Wait…Whinealda has spawn that play in NWSL?

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

Just in case you need something to watch… There’s a live stream of the wave at Bend Whitewater Park….90 percent wipeouts and 10 percent pretty impressive. www.youtube.com/live/Ydv8JbS...

Every time I look at Miller, I just hear Rupert Friend's line from Death of Stalin. "You're not even a person! You're a testicle!"

@catladyknitting.bsky.social Any thoughts on coexisting with other dogs and a 2 1/2 year old with baggins on chemo? Online is ALL over the place- from, “it’s ok as long as they don’t come into contact with poop, pee or vomit” to “no contact whatsoever”

The Terminator. My parents were strict but the next door neighbors let their kids watch EVERYTHING so I saw it one a sleepover.

The Portland Timbers Got Good Immediately After I Was Fired, Here's How Spain Can Beat Lionel Messi by Phil Neville

Baggins still smiles for treats after Chemo. He’s just the bestest boy.

Now remind me why they kept Phil so long?

You support your rivals when they’re being attacked by capitalist scum. #savethecaps

Calen Carr sounds about 12…

In honor of Timbers vs Sounders, I went to the bad place to retrieve this all timer from @kabest.bsky.social

Baggins had his first chemo today. He’s a sleepy boy who’s feeling like he’s missing out on everything. It would have been super helpful to be briefed on the fact that he’s excreting it for the next 5 days so we could have a plan in place before he was ready to come home.

Baggins is off for his first chemo infusion. I took him for a long walk and gave him some trazadone so hopefully he’ll stay still for them and they don’t have to do bonus sedation.

Can’t Hardly Wait: The Proposal

Lionel Messi will almost certainly join these six women as the only players to appear in three World Cup finals. Congrats to him for likely being the seventh!

Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated.

Hey how’s this turning out

It was not known publicly until now that a federal prosecutor marched to the Capitol on Jan. 6. He was appointed this year to run a national task force targeting alleged left-wing political violence. @joshkovensky.bsky.social with the scoop: talkingpointsmemo.com/news/exclusi...

First chemo appt is tomorrow. Here’s hoping he tolerates it well.

Oncology consult was better than expected - here’s what we know: -Baggins’ Hemangiosarcoma is Stage 2. There is no cure, currently. -Without treatment, he has 1-3 months left. - With Chemo, it’s more like 6. -There are also 2 Immunotherapy options.

Compulsory gender affirming care...

Today is Baggins’ Oncology consult. In addition to a deep feeling of dread, I’m also having to withhold food until his appt at 11. He’s chirping at me…

And that’s exactly what happened. Now to wait for first job I applied directly (another company). Good vibes appreciated- my current gig is going to send me to the funny farm.

Keith Wilson & Tom Dundon hate this account bc every time a thread drops people who have never before thought about stadium funding realize how much we were about to get robbed by a billionaire while we wait for a defunded city bus on the way to a park with a locked bathroom on a school furlough day

Tetanus is returning. In the 1930s, Tetanus was widespread in the US. The development & deployment of vaccines reduced annual cases from ~ 600 in the 1940s to 17 in 2020. Mortality dropped 99%. There is no cure for tetanus. We have forgotten how life was before vaccines. 🧪 archive.today/c6QVx

stop. if you think the existence of a warrant is part of the conversation in any way, you cannot, by definition, argue that it makes any difference whether the guy they killed had a warrant or not. because right guy or wrong guy, an arrest warrant isn't a death sentence.

I feel this…I’m trying to work on a slide deck and Slides keep making the slide smaller to try to force me to “Beautify this Slide” I don’t want to…and it’s pissing me off that it keeps coming back.

And that…is commitment to a bit.

Yikes. Usually, folks who have run ins with wild life were doing something to deserve it- this guy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”

I didn’t have Lindsey Graham on my bingo card…

*cleaning and refilling the hummingbird feeders* *extreme The Offspring voice * YOU GOTTA FEED THE POLLINATORS!

And that’s why you don’t fake it. Bro may have royally fucked his own team.

LOL…that was some impressive acting. Get that man a SAG card.

Do it again!

My dad just turned on the match (on mute no less) and Addy ran over, “Can I watch soccer with you?!”

Where’s TMZ when you need them?

Englands manager looks like a frenzied house elf….

For ~$200 I can have a mobile rv tech do it Tuesday. Worth my sanity.