Make me say it again

I'm a sucker for gold hardware

It's so funny how you can tell which ones have siblings 😂😂😂

And this is, at the root of it, for me, what pisses me off about this ai shit. You could just... get good at Photoshop and digital animation

Heat

"I, then state your name, do solemnly swear..." smmfh

Calling it Twitter is 😚🤌🏾

May their inboxes and offices stay full of rightfully angry people calling them honest but hurtful names

My daddy dying has really made me hate my only auntie. Fuck that bitch.

Losing the fight to be a big back

TODAY I LEARNED

I need brown boots!!

Hey man. It's cold. And I don't like it 😡

Knowing that the "I'm 26 years old" line in Elf was improvised makes it sooo much funnier 😭😭😭

Over/under on how long before Jacob mentions #blacksky? 🤔

Fried Cajun turkey me please

I want to go run these lil errands, but I also want to have an extremely lazy Sunday 🤔

"This m--...former president" lives rent-free in my head

get those ingrowns taken care of, big dawg.

Ferrero Rocher think they slick with this square treat, like it's not just shrinkflation. Bc I assure you, if they do well the round ones will 🪄 disappear

🗣🗣🗣

I wanna be centered

I need to find a badass colorist that can do just my non-silver hair. Bc I miss my red, but I love my silvaaa 🤩

Oh lord, please don't let him be misunderstood

This has not gotten much attention, but it should. Virginia under Youngkin returned to an insanely harsh system where people convicted of any felony lose their voting rights FOR LIFE. Dems' win this week mean they'll get to advance a constitutional amendment to end lifetime disenfranchisement.

I love the people who instinctively know it's time for me to eat, bc I'm getting fussy

At the heart of every woman she’s essentially a food… figure out the kind… figure out the order and you can live as a god forever

I'd LOVE to know if/how the air quality has changed in the areas/along the flight paths of the last two days' canceled flights

Ladies y'all out here calling men y'all fckd on but didnt 'ship with, y'all's "friends"?!

I need to hit a lick on the Jurassic Park trilogy bluray set

Ay that red chimichurri at Chipotle goes craaaaazy

I really, really enjoy being home alone.

If hanging chad/swinging chad don't trigger you then you're too young for me.

AAVE is really beautiful language and superior to standard English simply b/c of it inherent ability to pass off complex topics AND EMOTIONS in simple phrases that are almost universally understood by all of us. It's actually one of greatest tools and accomplishments.

The AC is back on

Happy 20th Anniversary to "The Boondocks" 🎉🎉🎉

What uh...tf is going on over here

Women hating men is honestly a preference for good dudes.

I also hate the way ppl *say* "chatgpt." It's like they forget how to talk when they get to the "gpt"

ETA on drafts? @bsky.app

El oh elllll

I'm gonna be so thrilled if the one I had as a kid is buried in this garage

Need to find some fried chicken ASAP

Wizards use wand magic, warlocks use hand magic. Warlocks are "real," wizards are not.

Why does the universe keep reminding me that RHQ died 😞

Imma get me some more uggs this winter season. Do I want big g or little g though 🤔

Yeahhhh I gotta gain a little bit more weight 😂😂

Idk how to politely repeat myself, so im bouta just start cussing mfs out about sending me AI slop