Anyone wanna meet up and just scream? We can get food after.

I just want to remind these men who are justifiably upset that the leader of their country didn't just steal $10b from them for some dumbass peace committee, isn't a pedophile, and probably has use of most of his faculties. Silver here, gold in life. 🙏

Yeah... Let's send allllll the hottie IOC members into the boy aquarium. 🫦

WAIT this is the first men's hockey gold since MIRACLE ON ICE? PAY THE WOMEN'S TEAM NHL SALARIES AHHHHHHHH

I'm telling you...

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Please hockey players, put your dentures back in.

Canadians: you may have lost two Olympic hockey golds to us BUT the head of your nation isn't a criminal pedophile mob boss so like, I tend to think you ultimately win?

I think they're saying Jack Hughes but I hear

Sucks to be a Canadian hockey fan.

Santos is exactly the type of doctor I have been inflicted with in my life and why I avoid medical care at all costs. Their Hippocratic oath starts with, first do harm. #ThePitt

Nina Simone, the High Priestess of Soul, was born on this day in 1933. She fought for the love of what is right and just, and they made every effort to steal that from her. But her artistry and spirit live on. Sadly, her message is needed just as much now as it was then.

46 minutes into Virginia Giuffre's biography and I have become even more radicalized and have begun my own What Would Aileen Wuornos Do? silicone bracelet business. This is satire but every word and every story gets me closer...

Dear WNBA, Open your books. Pay the players. Stop fucking around.

I have officially watched a season of tv with Maura Higgins and I firmly believe the reason you people love her so much is because she is pretty. She is! I require more from my faves. 🙏

The names on the back of the jerseys in this US-Slovakia game use MAX 10 of the 26 available letters. #WinterOlympics

Oh, you're telling me that *every* opportunity will hit the Evaluation stage? You realize that I can query data to confirm if that's true right? Folks think because they say something it's fact. That does not a fact make!!

The UK arresting Andrew. South Korea tossing their wannabe dictator in jail for life. John Roberts better be getting a really nice Edible Arrangement from the White House.

Exactly what I have been saying. The Winter Olympics would be 18 hours total.

3/4 of my FYP is young people dancing at gas stations. There is no consistency with music genre or dance style. Our need for third places is dire.

I love waking up to the news a pedophile was arrested!

ICE Deports Sick 2-Month-Old Baby To Mexico After Ignoring Calls For His Release: Dem Lawmaker

There's more curling. What did we do collectively as a species to deserve this?

Fun Fact: The Best by Tina Turner (the album is Simply The Best, not the song) is a cover of a Bonnie Tyler (of Total Exlipse of the Heart fame) song.

If it weren't for curling, #WinterOlympics would last a day and a half.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Can't take me anywhere...

Wow.

Hockey is better when it's girls.

Why is the sewing machine user in the sewing machine manual wearing slippers. I myself am wearing slippers but I feel targeted and bullied.

I don't really see why there is the universal love for Maura Higgins. Sorry. #TraitorsUS

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

I'm going to say something unpopular: this behavior by Ilia Malinin after his performance isn't great. Maybe you should have been on the team in Beijing, but you weren't. You had every right to be disappointed but mane factors you don't know about factored in. He is young. 🙏 #WinterOlympics

I woke up at 6:30 and started working. At 7:30 Franklin and George came out to the living room. Georgie looked so groggy but he hopped into his little cloud bed. Well, I just turned around to go to the loo and Georgie has put himself back to bed. I love that kid. ♥️

Apparently, men are playing hockey in the Olympics now. Weird.

I had such a crush on the lead singer of Crash Test Dummies, based exclusively off what I saw in the Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm video. But I also wanted to marry John Candy. Maybe I have a Canadian kink?

Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.

Today's #ThePitt episode made me feel things and I'm a little upset about that.

I ordered a cheese pizza and the restaurant called it the Bambino (which means child in Italian). I couldn't eat it. The Epstein Files have ruined pizza and maybe even cheese for me. And I'm 3/4 Ninja Turtle.

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

I always thought that James Van Der Beek deserved a bigger career after The Rules of Attraction, where he gave such a ballsy, audacious+fearless performance as Sean Bateman. He got to show what he could do but sadly didn’t seem to get those opportunities again, I wish he had. R.I.P.

This says it and it’s exactly what it is….

Today was a bad day. 🙏

Just turning yalls attention to potentially the most dominate hockey team we’ve ever assembled on the world stage going 4-0 in prelims, and no, it’s not the men’s team. LETS FUCKIN GO TEAM USA LADIES 😤🥇 LETS GET GOLD

The US Women’s Hockey team is terrifying. They have scored twenty goals in this Olympiad so far. Their opponents? One.

Ouch

Don't get it twisted, 99 percent of us are the working class. Throughout history, most have wanted to be able to feel superior to others. It's in the DNA of this country and the world. This period in history is a product of that. America loves the marketing of a product. We work hard to buy into it.

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

I've worked in tech since 2010. Before the pandemic, people reviewed your calendar for open slots. Since, they put the time that works for them and sod all to you. What's with that?!