Proof of life for the nonbelievers ft a very cute musical I Saw on the weekend

Hi I’m alive I promise 👋🏼

Eartha Kitt as Catwoman.

The weird part about being very staunchly gay until my mid-late 20’s and only then realizing I’m bi is that I know very very well how to hook up with men but am 100% clueless how to do so with women. 😩

Also hi 👋🏼

Me flirting on this staggeringly hot day: I have central air, come over

I keep forgetting to open this app for months at a time. Oops

Ish. EXPLICIT PART II here: eroticcomagazine.com/explicit-con...

Repost with four dick pics from your gallery 🖼️

Good morning assorted and various sluts, I hope you all have a wonderful day 🥰

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Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letter in your first name. Pope Spaghetti VI

One day I’ll finally beat Hades 😪

i do think Pedro Pascal’s load would heal me

Some of my pink works 🩷 which is your favourite? I think I'd pick the bottom right in the ropes!🪢(But I also have a soft spot for my self portrait in the top left 🙂‍↕️)

Happy #fcf boys

Yeah this tracks I think

Loving my wavy hair rn

“I’m Mr Sterling’s right hand arm man. I’m Mr Sterling everything. I’m his confidant, his best friend, his silly rabbit.”

Me: “I’m shy 🥺👉👈” My friends: “Your hole is on the internet.”

Mfw dermatologist said my hole looks great 💋

When you send a face pic and they immediately just go offline 🥲

I bring the ‘Anastaaasia DAHLING’ vibe to the orgy

Sorry I disappeared for a hot minute, I was on vacation pretending the world didn’t exist. Sad to report I’m back.

you: “I want you to eat my ass” me:

Gonna surprise husband with this later

Excited to show y’all what I just bought at the s*x shop :P

We vibing at the board game bar ✌🏻

Saturday is for board games and day drinking

Here’s a #fcf throwback for @icefairy.bsky.social 😘

Bubbles for #fcf 🫧 🍆 🫧

I’m so glad this week is over

I’m so sleepy 😴 idk if I’m gonna make it through today

Best babies

Oh I never did this either! Name: Willow Pronouns: He/Him Location: Under your kitchen sink Interests: Men, Pokémon, men, animal welfare, men, sometimes women, napping, and men Vocation: Vet tech

Sleepy afternoon but should I nap or should I…

I trust y’all silly bottoms won’t misuse this image, obviously 😋

Throwback Thursday or whatever ✌🏻

On March 11, 2010, Lady Gaga dropped one of the most iconic music videos of the decade—'Telephone,' featuring Beyoncé 📞 🇺🇸

Yesss my new switch controller arrived and they didn’t accidentally send me a box of notebooks instead this time

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2020-2025

Describe your taste in men using four actors: