I’m obsessed with her cunty lil walk

My 80-year-old mexican grandma has been referring to herself as “your ole granny” in the family group text and it’s giving Meryl Streep thinking Jennifer Lawerence was calling her an old goat energy

I haven’t listened to the Wicked: For Good soundtrack and I’m not seeing the movie til friday but I’m so fucking hype to hear Cynthia Erivo’s rendition of No Good Deed uggghhhhhhh

Let’s cuddle and watch Wicked

In true cat fashion, her favorite toy is this ring of velcro

My husband has never seen a stage production of Wicked and I’m very excited for him to finally see the second act in a couple weeks!

Me waking up in the middle of the night: we should’ve named the cats Sasha Colby and Laganja Estranja

I love seeing man tits, but bestie, if your belly don’t fill up the entire frame, the blastoise trend isn’t for you

bringing you a vintage meme today

I’m obsessed with them

You’ve heard of the cone of shame, now get ready for THE FLOWER OF SHAME (and by shame we mean love but also shame cause i better not catch her licking her spay incision site again 😡)

Sorry but, cat dad has become my new personality

The husband and our 2 babies are all taking naps and I’m just here like 🥰

I love them so much 😭 precious little babies

Everyone, meet Ryne and Gaia! They are so sweet and precious and both came from the same owner who unfortunately passed away and left 15 cats to be rescued

Hi besties

That serotonin hit when your board looks this pretty

as he should

Love our little ofrenda this year

me all october

I’ve seen some drag race ai on tiktok lately which is terrifying but also pretty accurate. But anyway, I didn’t realize Canadas Drag Race just started announcing its next season and I thought it was ai at first 🫣

He was in a lot of pain the last couple days. So glad he’s not anymore and was able to go peacefully under sedation. Say hi to your sister, April, for me. Lucky to have known and loved the best cat and dog to ever exist. Jace (2011-2025) and April (2002-2014)

crazy how when Dolly Parton wrote 9 to 5, she was commenting on people working for 7 hours with a one hour lunch break and now every entry level job is 8 1/2 hours with a 30 min lunch break

Have had this handsome guy for 12 years. Unfortunately he was diagnosed with cancer earlier this year and now can no longer walk so we are putting him down tomorrow. Feeling very emotional even though I’ve known this was coming for a while. Thanks for being the best boy, Jace. 🤟🏼🌈🐕

Phoenix Pride was a success!

just bought these really cute martini glasses. i’m obsessed with them

I GUESS I HAVE A NEW ACE FOR MY POKEMON TEAM IYKYK

first shiny didn’t take long

Nurse Joie That’s it. That’s the skeet.

does it bother anyone else that car blinkers don’t have a standardized blinks/whatever-unit-you-want-to-measure-with?

Now that you’ll be able to trade 2 star cards in pokemon pocket tcg soon, who’s gonna give me a rainbow border glaceon ex and what do you want for it?

I did a really good job at work today so I’m giving myself employee of the month at my single member LLC

omg i’m famous

oh no am i a furry now?

All my attacks now have STAB (just got my yearly vaccines)

first thirst traps in my house

one week til i go back to posting exclusively about pokemon

Prepping to interpret My Fair Lady and I forgot how gay Henry Higgins is. Why does he have a whole song about how annoying women are AND THEN A WHOLE OTHER SONG ABOUT WHY WOMEN CAN’T BE MORE LIKE MEN?????

Dear past me, watch your back

how tf is drag race uk already on season 7

Alternatively: Homo-ners

Painted 2/3 bedrooms today. I’m so fucking exhausted but love how it turned out. Shoutout to @avocadofriend.bsky.social for helping me paint!

Now WHY would my husband show me this knowing I was gonna immediately empty my wallet??? 😩

spent my morning doing homeowner shit

I finished a drawing for the first time in months. #bijouwled

We have a house!

closing on the house tomorrow omg i can’t handle these emotions

I’m literally obsessed with this Deafies in Drag sketch and the way they sign labubu 🤣

I need to fucking take a break. I’ve been playing Hades 2 all day. Although it’s been nice to have a day where I don’t have anything to do for the first time in a couple weeks. I’ve also realized I’m not an early access person cause I’ve had Hades 2 for a bit but now that 1.0 is out, I’m obsessed.

First kill on night 29!