Eww

this weed vape that's supposed to be "banana cream" flavor tastes more like crawfish.

The taco bell window attendant when I ask for diablo sauce.

its tundering

Out of the 654 other parking spots my coworker has to choose the one directly next to me and park front-in so that our windows face while we wait to go in. EWW

You’ve heard of the cone of shame, now get ready for THE FLOWER OF SHAME (and by shame we mean love but also shame cause i better not catch her licking her spay incision site again 😡)

Being a parent is stressful (our cats decided today was a good day to give us a heart attack)

Ryne is so photogenic

PLEASE LISTEN/WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE THAT MY FAVORITE VTUBER MADE.

the GUT WRENCHING feeling when the vet says "found one" while doing a microchip scan on the cute/sweet stray you took in. Happy she's going home but my adhd ass is making up every horrible scenario in my head about her home life.

But what if i dont wanna work today?

Im cute

I miss the smell of the pc game isle at Walmart.

Lavender Marlboros

Crying in my car before work. youtu.be/EvdDIJ2ojDM?...

Nothing more refreshing than pulling your pants all the way off when you’re stuck on the toilet.

Sup

Is it time to go home yet

Im so in love with the color we chose for the bedroom. I feel like I’m under water.

Waking up at 7am to start moving to our new house tomorrow. Hoping that it goes by in the blink of an eye.

We have a house!

@icefairy.bsky.social and I ARE HOME OWNERS

I finished a drawing for the first time in months. #bijouwled

help

I was today years old when I learned that the sims has charli xcx AND kim petras in their game.

listening to russian hardbass mix on max volume in my living room to tell my neighbors how much I enjoyed hearing their bass all night long :3 good morning everyone!

just heard a british woman unironically use the word "pussy" instead of "cat".

@eevoh.bsky.social thought of you

This is my legacy.

Me when i

why am I like this

Hi @icefairy.bsky.social ily

Has anyone seen my tweezers?

Had a cute little birthday trip with @icefairy.bsky.social 🩵🤍

Someone come buy all my leftover pastries from yesterday before my boss gets mad

I miss drawing shit like this

How is it that my niece still doesnt know me and @icefairy.bsky.social apart? Girl is 7 and still thinks my name is jon and i play violin.

Why yes, my operator is a grungy man that pilots an anime girl warframe.

this season of black mirror has been so good wtf

Hey, quick question, how am I supposed to be a person?

Im so tired

No context biboo

Help, I’m eepy

Anyone play warframe? Lol

I want to live in a traditional japanese style house so badly. I guess I’ll settle with making them in the sims instead 😭😭😭

today I was at a funeral that made me feel so awful that I wasn't able to give my mom a proper funeral gathering. I know she had so many stories that should have been shared with her loved ones.

If you pull up in the pedestrian crosswalk at red lights, go fuck yourself.

Think you parked close enough to my car?