You walk up to the Toad because you finished his quest to bring him 6 earthworms and a handful of dirt. What does he reward you?

It's Monday.. so I'm here to remind you that humans domesticated pigeons for so long that we destroyed their habit in the process and they no longer know how to create nests. We fail animals so often, but what we did to pigeons is another level of sad.

Talk about ending gun violence but celebrate when it benefits you

Man if I didn't have to drive to pick someone up in a few hours I would be knees deep...dreams deep? in a blissful benzo sleep. #rawdoganxiety

Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”

it's actually called the mancala effect

Predacon!!!! If you're there message me 😭 idk where you are on social media lol

Reason why native Arizonans call it Snotsdale 🤢

Look at this amazing sign. #NoKings #butterfly

Spittle bugs should be called hawk tuah bugs

YouTube channels reuploading les mis songs 👀

I just kinda love him a lot okay? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

dag dag Tom LeTourneau 😞

Facts are based on feelings. In this essay I'll tell you why I feel this way and cite my sources. Me, I'm the source

Why does everything require a widget to look semi-okay on a phone? BRUH

yeah i have a phd. A pretty huge dependency on SSRIs

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Honestly, if I ever get tooth implants, or veneers, make them out of beaver teeth. I want that impenetrable iron toofers vibe

Trump's america.. clocks causing deaths

Idk why Walgreens call centers exist lol. Yes, I know why they exist, but the technicians can't handle most of the things that are a common issue. Insurance, controlled substances, etc. Shout out to Melissa who hung up on me when I said she can't help me & I need the actual pharm ✌️ 😂

Benzos probably are the best mother's day gift

PULLED OUT ANOTHER FROM WHERE???

If you see someone shoplifting baby formula, no you didn't.

NYC hackers, @emmie.bsky.social and I plan to be in NYC on Friday May 2nd and stay for four nights. The friends with whom we always stay had an apartment disaster and this has looking for a guest room. Before we bite the bullet and start looking at hotels, anyone able to make a miracle happen?

Okay, who do I know in NYC with a guest room that wants to host a unicorn for a few days??? 😅💖🦄

Going hunting today with @kimmy.zip 😜

Cigarette smoke is absolutely one of the top 5 most disgusting smells to exist

How do they not have that many monthly listeners? 😭

There's a bug museum calling my name. I want to see bugs

I.. am.. I.. just... I love bugs. Look at this beautiful hummingbird moth @emmie.bsky.social and I saw at a plant nursery. Boy oh boy. So pretty

Serious question, genuine curiosity. If you are a professional person who draws blood, why do some dig for a vein after a poke, vs a re-stick, or literally any option? This RN totally blew my vein and I told her I was in a lot of pain for my blood draw then into IV, and she said discomfort is norm

Sorry, I had a rough month

*taps mic* Yes, hello. I would like to announce I finished a whole thing of deodorant. It took uh... A long time. But I did it. Side note: Not having BO is a blessing for me considering I have depression lol—showers are scary :c

"he died in a helicopter crash with his daughter" Some outdated cards are super easy to give hints to 😭 rip kobe

pls hold on we'll b w/ u shortly

You goofies literally didn’t vote for her! She’s fckn retired. tf you talking about???

welcome to bluesky you’ll be assigned a middle aged man with an offline wife and a marriage he insists is open shortly

ME: *rolls down window* good morning, beautiful OFFICER: license and registration, please.

Where is Dodge and why do people want to get out of it 😔

I wrote a short story and it makes me happy I have that ability again. It helps me feel better

Why is there a pea called "zipper cream"? 😭

Good morning to this cactus and these mountains I experienced near Tucson several years ago 🌱🌵⛰️

We had a long day yesterday.

COME TO MY YARD

RIP to a real one.

Eating oatmeal On a plate With a fork Uh I can't think of anything else clever

why does my hallway have a cuck chair