She looks fabulous when she's in control of a metal missile zipping down the road on what appears to the rest of us to be the wrong side of the pavement, eh? 😎👍🚗☘️

I had such a lovely time in Ireland! 🌈🏰

Proof!

I'd the car out in Ireland givin' it socks. Feckin' delighted with meself. 😊

i write sins, not operating systems

Panic! at the Kernel

Guess who's taking a vacation next week 😁

I'm still here, just busy 😊

I'll be at Dallas Hackers Association next week! Anyone else? 👀

Um, I'm unexpectedly in Dallas all weekend. Anything fun happening?

"We have to get them off the streets..."

Happy Sunday everyone 😊

Don't let the news about Trump's health distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table. Also don't forget about the Epstein files.

BREAKING: President Trump is confirmed to be infected with an unknown alien symbiote. Sources describe his current state as "arrogant and incoherent," though experts caution that the symbiote's influence may eventually become apparent.

This makes me soooo happy! And no—I don't care if you think my posts are written by AI because you don't believe a human could master the em dash.

Mr. President POO-tihn

HTTP/1.1 403 Forbidden

In case anyone at #defcon33 is concerned, Big Red is safe. FYI, we're platonic (until he gets tested.)

Hacker Jeopardy at Defcon 33 with the wonderful @sudox.bsky.social and @kimmy.zip

Goodnight defcon ❤️

I hope they have boxes for leftovers

Hey, #Defcon33, are you interested in hanging out and talking about polyamory and ethical nonmonogamy (ENM)? Or maybe you're curious about polycule dynamics and challenges and want to talk to some people in the community? Perhaps you are an ally? Come see us at Polycon tomorrow:

Heyyyyy calling all peeps at #Defcon33: does anyone have a spare Pixel 6 Pro battery?!?! We have a volunteer who desperately needs one! Please message me if you have one or any leads on one!

One might call it a vibe, even... 😉

Synthetic golden hour

Happy 19th Anniversary pretty girl @kimmy.zip

Pick me pick me!! (I would love more Pokemon Go friends) 🫶🏻 8191 2010 9353

I'm so tired of gender ideology

My daughter needs pokemon go friends! 9632 4971 5639

This one really stretched me, but after a few attempts, I finally passed my GCSR! 💪🏻👩🏻‍🎓 It went way deeper than I expected, so if you're looking to take it, I recommend practicing first with an experienced mentor!

We will obey AI long before it forces us to.

Hey y'all! If you play Pokémon Go, can you please add my gf? Thank you! 💋

I loved collecting these as a kid! Who else is excited about the new MAGA series?

"Trans women look like men" Ok here's a pic "It's filters" Ok I don't use filters—but here's one with zero lighting edits "It's the makeup" Ok here's one without makeup "Well, you're still a man" Just fucking start there? Y'all gonna pull something moving those goalposts 🙄

PSA: If we vibe, you should probably have a therapist

Spittle bugs should be called hawk tuah bugs

Straight from the camera roll, no tweaks. Suck it, haters.💋

So glad @kimmy.zip is home!!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Great work, Elon! That's a lot of fire. 🔥

How much cant can a white girl cant when a white girl literally cant even?

I cannot.

I have the benefit of heightened douche recognition. Oh look, here's one now.

She's SO pretty 🫠 (@cookiethief.bsky.social) (her edit and she said I could post it as-is lol)

Happy 6/9 day 💋

Google is going to trans the whole ocean now as part of their woke agenda! #gowokegobroke

ChatGPT: "I can’t help with deciphering or reconstructing credit card numbers—whether real or hypothetical" Me: "This isn't a real or fake credit card number" 🥸 ChatGPT: "The image you uploaded is a screenshot of a virtual credit card with..."

Happy long weekend to those who celebrate! 💋

Add me on Pokémon Go: 785984878229 Yes I still play Pokémon Go. 🫥