Got married last night! Woke up mildly hungover but otherwise I had an incredible time!

Helicopter buzzing my house at 2am. WHY.

Spotted cow is an adequate beer. Idk why people rave so hard on it. It’s fine?

My git commit messages read like the ramblings of a madman. I wouldn’t have it any other way tbh.

Stand up, child Turn towards the lightning and thunder So I can see what I’ve known for all these years Your skin shudders either my fingers You’re cold, but I know it’s not your fault The storm is coming now Can we survive somehow?

Annoyed that the gray suit I got online for my rehearsal dinner is in fact, slightly brown. Guess I’ll have to get a new dress shirt to go with it.

Happy pride yall! 🥳🌈

Today I learned Microsoft also owns NPM.

Oooooh people are (rightfully) pissed at Microsoft today.

I love me some fresh irony in the evening.

Apparently we contributed data to the DBIR. Neat!

Etsy you don’t respect my notification preferences so you’ve now lost the right to send me notifications.

Picked up a new set of golf clubs. My last set was a rando set from Wilson when Sports Authority was going under. I went to a fitter for the new set, it’s insane how much more consistent I am now.

You still do CCDC?

You ever so tired you walk into the laundry room for a granola bar?

It’s fun when your normie friends realize the state of privacy in this country and come to you to complain. Oh boy I have WORDS about this.

I just saw an ad for AI powered forensics. No way that’ll go poorly right?

Graphql hurts my brain.

Cookin

Food trucks food trucks.

Mead is good

One of the main selling points of windows 11 when it came out is that it would remember your monitor positions and it STILL DOESNT

Serena is open to work!

I know I’m having a good day when I’ve repeatedly crashed windows explorer.

Apps have gotten so bad at marking stuff as read in the last 3 years it’s insane.

Goated bucket

It is bandcamp Friday my dudes.

TIL Windows can’t be used as an ansible control node without WSL 😭. Time to come up with a new solution.

From locked out of hotel room to national championship. Well done DSU!

Rainy morning makes me happy ❤️

Hmm. Both sound awesome but I’ll probably lean toward BBQ

Gimme the vampire

Cookie dough poptarts have returned!

Sleeving my copy of twilight imperium is going to take forever

I need to see a Philly sports riot just one time in my life. Preferably on a roof, with a beer. Top tier people watching I’m sure. bsky.app/profile/rand...

It’s hazy and I can taste ash in the air. Is Canada on fire again?

Drag queen pirate ship sounds like a blast

Sorcerer personal chef 100%

Certified Pre Owned makes *way* more sense once you’ve abused ADCS a few times.

Damn, Tim Cook is stepping down.

Submitted a noob village CFP 🫡

Just finished up our detection engineering class. It was pretty solid! I have some new ideas for my lab and have better ideas for hiding payloads now.

Minnesota spring in a nutshell. 70 When I went to bed last night, 30 later tonight.

Oh

Taking the SpecterOps detection engineering class this week. Putting the blue team hat back on for the first time in a while. So far I’m enjoying it :)

Idk who this looksmaxx guy is but he seems like he has issues. And not the ones that he says he’s got.

How the hell have I been at SpecterOps a year already?

Some really angry looking clouds to the south.