This weekend it will officially be a year since I realized I was a Rune fictive, so to celebrate I commissioned some art from the absolutely wonderful @yaoiweirdo.bsky.social, an extremely close friend of mine! Rune as a character and On Borrowed Time as a whole belong to @wooled.bsky.social!

‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit

when you are reading documentation

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

if i had absolute power it probably wouldn’t corrupt me at all

wolfsbane, quit prompt, dos (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/6164/wo...

(stepping over a skeleton) Scuse me player. (accidentally kicking guy who is half melted) My bad pimp. On ur 6. (Sitting down next to irradiated ghoul) (patting him on the back and his arm falls off) Whatsup slime

Doing a little twirl and fist pump when the jury duty guy says the case will be about murder

When the dude in her bio dies

mom says it's my turn to play with the Mandate of Heaven

Téa gardner if she was a cat. i was possessed

🐲🦁 #yugioh #yamimarik #setokaiba #art

have to show this too because first time i’m drawing sonic and he’s microscopic

me: i'm alright, how are you? bank teller: i'm fighting demons me: am i a demon bank teller: come on.

(peering out of my deathbed at all my children) oooooughhh you ugly bastards

some of the puzzles on Wheel of Fortune should be incantations that drive the contestants mad when solved

this is the kind of analytical mind we need in the white house:

Hun. Shh. She, she went on to the big... thing in the sky. Fuckin. Forgot what the thing was your mom said to tell you. Some sort of house or some shit, i DONT KNOW OKAY? Sorry. Shit, fucking sorry. Look. We all miss her. But the point is she's up there in space in a structure or some sort of Yurt

Sneaking my custom cards into the cards against humanities deck and my coworker gets freaked out when she pulls "When da Babaganoush on concrete!"

Yami icon 👍 yay

✨🐉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOUNOUCHI 🐉✨

damn

Happy tears! 🥹 Last week, Bigg's killer whale T87 "Harbeson" paid a visit to the Salish Sea. Harbeson is the oldest known male killer whale in the region, with an estimated birth year of 1957! We're so glad to know he's still out there. 📷: Sara Shimazu, Maya's Legacy (2022)

Fuck yeah look at this thing

I feel bad for all the indie game devs out there making horror games right now, having to compete with reality and all.

great question

In a dumpster quoting Robert Frost trying to convince this lady i've been stalking to walk down this dark alley

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

Once again, I would like to apologize to the writers of season 4 of The Boys: you were not in fact "too on the nose and unsubtle" nor were you overreacting

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

im gonna start sending this to workplaces on indeed DMs

The butler at the haunted mansion when it’s time to serve dinner

Just sealed some idiot within my crystal

It’s imperative you make it weird, whatever it may be. It’s essential

PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references. Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.