"You can't put a Black actor in this movie! That's desecrating the story of that long dead author!" Brought to you by the same impressively stupid fuckers who think Jesus is white.

To raise the prices on everything and give us less is why we all should be angry as fuck.

Did anybody try the chicken? I thought the chicken was lovely.

And just like that, i’m ✨35✨

Generational fumble.

TAURUS SEASON IS HERE.

I need someone to dress up like Michael Jackson for my daughter’s birthday in a few weeks.

I think if I had to go back to using tampons, I would just become a free-bleeder. There’s no way I can fathom sticking that cotton stick up my snatch ever again for as long as I live. Surely to get TSS on impact.

stop arguing with low readers.

I hate when servers forget about you. Because I am SO okay with walking tf out if you don’t come get this money.

Boi, Imma be mutual aid King. Homeless niggas getting a stack when I drive by. Niggas working drive thru getting smoke break blunts. I wouldn't know how to act.

Someone on tik tok commented “Catch up, Mustard” & there are dozens of replies from people who have NEVER this phrase before. Really grounds you & serves as a great reminder that you cannot assume anything about others.

“May existing stop feeling like a constant test of endurance.”

I simply cannot get Lil Mama’s Harlem Shake off of my mind. Like… That shit was STURDY. Naaaaasttyyyyy with it. My girl.

You’re born. You die. Andifyou’relucky,yougettodosomegoodshoppinginbetween.

Black women are really everything

I hope Kim Fields knows that her face when Cece Winans sang is DEEPLY engrained in the heart of the culture.

“In My Bed” by Day 26 came on shuffle & next was “Right Now” by Danity Kane. God’s Favorite.

The way I LOVEEEEE me some Willow!!!! But I cannot bring myself to listen to her new project because I know it’s about to put me in the center of my feels & right now, i’m really enjoying my escapism by way of my vices.

Destin Conrad has a tiny desk. I sincerely need everyone to stfu for the next 21:53, tyvm.

LETS FUCKING GO TEYANA!!!!

I love saying “snigglin & gigglin” — it’s just so Black.

I miss the way my brain used to think as a teenager. The way it would conceptualize what was going on around me. God, the world used to [seem] like a much better place.

I looooovvveeeee her art! Her whole tik tok fr.

Just looked through my IG archives. Boy, what a life I’ve led. So much alcohol. SO. MUCH. ALCOHOL. Free will was free will-ing.

Click boom

OH. OH. OH. DISTURBINTHEPEACE. OH.

“Ugh! You always got an attitude.” My apologies, I just mentally talked myself out ******* myself — how may I oblige you in this moment you so desperately require a smile?

I’m sick of people judging my attitude as they are literally witnessing me dealing with chaos. Like sorry for not being a beaming ray of fucking sunshine to settle your spirit while I’m handling 7 things at once.

AND IT’S THAT DAMN PHONE.

Y’all be focused too much on what you DON’T like and not enough on what you DO like. That’s y’alls problem.

Y’all don’t be talking about the right shit on here. Danielle Brooks was on Baby, This is Keke Palmer & EYE. WAS. CACKLING.

I’m still getting through losing Malcolm-Jamal Warner, wtf.

Bitch is you cool?! @death

🙏🏽

NOT DIANE KEATON, JESUS!!!

Thats the problem now. Yall want to erase the EVIL history of this country instead of LEARNING FROM IT & not REPEATING it.

Nothing will truly change in this country until more white people are outwardly mad at the direction we're going, so I can't be too pressed

Wishing peace for all Black women today.

I’m completely sincere about this: On Charlie Kirk’s day of remembrance, hit the administration where it hurts by showing them that he didn’t rate. Don’t talk about him. Talk about Aaron Bushnell instead, who recognized two years ahead of the UN that Israel is carrying out a genocide in Gaza.

*delete delete delete* Not worth it.

and she was right. rip

Dear black women I love you🤎

Them multi-packs are hard to pass up lol