Everything’s fine

Emergency funding for food aid expires in June, cutting off a resource that some communities have relied on and isn’t easily replaceable. (From @alaskapublic.org)

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

SCOOP --> Paramount, Meta, and X are refusing to say what happened to their huge contributions to Trump's presidential library after Sen Elizabeth Warren raised questions about its fund getting dissolved. Ds say tens of millions remain unaccounted for. Details here: newrepublic.com/article/2092...

EXCLUSIVE: @theonion.com tells me they've struck a (long-awaited) deal to take over Infowars. New PTFO on how America's finest (fake) news source trolled Alex Jones, with the blessing of Sandy Hook families — and what @bencollins.bsky.social is planning next — will be up soon 👀

@claireforny.bsky.social is the second congressional candidate to call for change after our @wired.com investigation into Knicks owner James Dolan's deep state.

I’ve long assumed that Samuel Alito was the worst Supreme Court Justice in recent history. But I’ve come to revise my view in light of recent comments made by one judge in particular. Let me explain... https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-worst-justice-in-modern-supreme

Israel and your tax dollars did this. Democrats and Republicans worked together to make sure this would happen.

Iran Deputy Foreign Minister Saeed Khatibzadeh: The U.S. is trying to sabotage the path of the diplomatic effort through this diplomatic circus that they are adopting…Trump talks too much. He says contradictory things within the same statement

New mRNA vaccine research has basically been shelved by this administration. We know that vaccines basically eliminate cervical cancers. The prospect of expanding this to additional cancers is incredible. Particularly the most lethal ones like pancreatic.

PBS newshour interviewed the author: www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

The author of this article refused to sign an NDA, giving up severance and healthcare benefits to tell this story. If you didn't read it already, read it. Because he refused, we may be able to stop the Kennedy Center from being sold for parts and turned into a gaudy MAGA fundraising warehouse.

Today is day 137 of the ICE occupation of MN. A group of organizers were discussing the lessons of the last 5 months, and came up with two key lessons Minneapolis residents have learned again and again: No one is coming to save us. and We keep us safe. Let’s keep taking care of each other.

Marlene cooked with this one.

I'll have what she's having.

Sooner or later we are going to have to roll up our sleeves and take Alaska and the county back. Hopefully sooner. This is no way to live and flies n the face if Alaskan values.

Paid off our water heater. Please clap.

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

U.S. President announces everyone must wear an onion on their belt.

Gross

NOAA Fisheries Asks for Public Comment on Identifying Aquaculture Opportunity Areas in Alaska State Waters alaska-native-news.com/noaa-fisheri...

People asked how we got here, check out the drawing...

“If you criticise Palantir’s platform one more time, you are going to lose your job.” Solidarity to all NHS workers opposing this toxic corporation. Shame on those bullying them. But they won’t stop us. We’re going to ditch Palantir. www.ft.com/content/ff70...

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What a bunch of crap.

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States. Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay. Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.

Because of course they do.

If you cannot tell, you should consult your physician.

NEW: In 2020, as President Trump tried to overturn his loss to Joe Biden, the institutional guardrails of American democracy held — barely. A @propublica.org investigation found that, ahead of the midterms, Trump has systematically demolished those guardrails. 🧵

I have literally spent more time in 24 hours actively riding a bicycle than they spent in talks. I'm not talking "The ride started at 0500 and finished at 0500 but I spent 12 hours not moving because it was a relay" I'm talking actually riding a bike. These people are so fucking weak.

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I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

"space exploration should be efficient" is just "the post office should be profitable" wearing a spacesuit.

It's not an exaggeration to say that trans women have been a part of pretty much every tech innovation you enjoy. Space travel, personal computing, electronic music...

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

Pete Hegseth claimed a single drone was a "squirter" that slipped through the defenses of a fortified unit, yet surviving soldiers told CBS News that was a falsehood, describing the position as a makeshift tactical op-center of small tin buildings with little real protection against aerial attacks.

Good. It’s all just data mining.

Breaking: Trump orders the dismantling of the US Forest Service. All regional offices are being shut down and the research program destroyed.

Exactly. We’ve thrown the world into chaos and wars because two old assholes are facing prison time. Fortunately for the US we’re seeing the ‘faithful’ call out this insanity.

Tragically, what we have here is a case of the dumb leading the dumber into an intellectual void. Fortunately a hero arrives, but his efforts are likely in vain.

Hell has frozen over because I agree with Rand Paul.

Today is day 128 of the ICE occupation of MN. This thread beautifully captures the mood here. Angry. Heartbroken. Tired. And absolutely committed to continue to show up for our neighbors.

I don’t…what…huh?

Cues up “This is why we can’t have nice things” for forever.

Our documentary, "Alaska's Vanishing Native Villages", has an Emmy Award nomination

Do YOUR job. Articles of impeachment.

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

Please stop calling for the 25th. Articles of impeachment from House, then removal by senate is the mechanism. The 25th is for if the president is in a coma or something similar.

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