They do see famous people’s deaths come in 3’s. Mitch you got something to say?

Good. Rot in hell asswipe.

Evergreen…

ROCK HARD ROCH CHOLOWSKY

Banana Man is an All-Star

I see why Tony Kahn didn’t extend this loser.

Yeah this guy seems worth $765 million dollars…

I won’t lie Gonzalez felt like the odd man out in the organization with Murakami back, Colson going nowhere at SS, Sox probably drafting a SS as #1 and the Bonemer waiting in the wings depending on Mune’s 3rd year but still maybe you coulda tried getting a Starter with him in a package?

This seems very rushed?

Banana man!

KENNY IS CHAMP AGAIN!! HAPPINESS EXISTS!!!!

All-Star material I guess?

Yep Blackhawks didn’t even get out the box to be put back in the box at this point. Dipshits.

Wuss pick.

You bastards will never understand Sami Zayn. He’s too good for you.

Ah I see that Punk did to Zayn what the Rock did to him all those years ago. Hypocrites are funny people I’ll tell ya.

He literally turns everything into a loss. How does his cult not see this?

So England didn’t shoot themselves in the foot?

Neymar shit-talking after a meaningless penalty as Brazil eat shit again is such the perfect metaphor for his career. Should be studied in theory classes for generations.

HOLY FUCK HAALAND!!

NORGE!!!

Good because Guerrero stinks this year!

Congratulations, Miguel Vargas!

Ah see bullshit strikes again for the MLB All-Star Game.

He’s such a Chicago Pope that he’s even channeling Michael Mann cinema energy

Happy Independence Day America

My school is now a west coast school. Shut up, technically it is now!

Also fuck you FIFA for this trash ass officiating crew, holy hell

What a fucking gutsy game! USA!!

VICTORY FORMATION. FUCK YOU.

Why is everyone in the Automotive industry a micromanaging Dickbag?

Yes this lethal combo will get a jump of 7 teams in the conference and get an 8 seed…

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!

Even though Mercedes won, AEW developed another new star in Maya World in a very short time and that is the more impressive feat.

No ball is safe on the Southside.

Wait. Sami Zayn is finally a World champion?!?

When there’s a reason to run up the score instead of La Russa’s reasoning which was “respect”.

Wow sounds like a congress actually doing something with their job!

Soooo why him?

There’s a lotta Toronto Blue Jays Players that have done jackshit this year making an all-star team…

Find a someone special who will give you the same look the Pope is giving White Sox Legend AJ Pierzynski.

Ok NBA you need to figure out how to present your draft better because teams picking guys and then immediately getting traded is absolutely dumb. Trade the pick! Not the rights!

Some takes on last night’s primaries…

Welp, time to put the Blackhawks in the box forever now.

Imagine 3 months ago reading this

Chicago is about to have an entire generation of kids names Caleb. And Munetaka.

MACtion or DIE.