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Me after every run/swim atm:

absolutely no notes, 10/10, I am *levitating*

Corbyn really is like one of those musicians who should have just disappeared after the first album, because everything since is just ruining that legacy

broke: “i’m having an adhd meal” woke: “i’m engaging with adhd culture through our unique and peculiar cuisine”

the five stages of grief: - denial - clownery - bargaining - clowning around - more clownery

Smashed it 😎😎😎 www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...

70% of trans people believe BBC News is hostile. (And anyone who has listened to Justin Webb knows they are clearly right.) goodlaw.social/kyxv

I don’t care if Katy Perry’s new song is a bop btw! She actively chose to work with Dr. Luke and she doesn’t deserve our support, ever again, whether or not this particular song was done with him!

(Ok, spoilers) Paloma starting a standing ovation for Alan on #CelebrityTraitors uncloaked, something healed inside my soul 🥰

Nice outfit loser, 2001 called and... hold on i need to take this... wait, what??... oh my god

my brain wont stop doing “she’s mary mac, mary mac on the floor, dancing like she’s never danced before” sgain

traitors prediction, so i have it down somewhere: i think david is going to turn on joe and vote with the traitors

Gay Halloween is so funny what do you mean you're the Collier Street Car Park sign

i got the men b injection on the side of i sleep on 🤡 it really hurts girlies

“what u looking for” tonight? belly rubs 🙂‍↕️

train gays! why is the station Sandwell & Dudley called Sandwell & Dudley, when it is, in fact, in Sandwell, but not, in fact, in Dudley?

it’s time to stop putting JADE on your insta stories, it’s not very nice for those of us who forgot to get tickets (me)

when is lorde releasing her album about doing poppers

last year’s halloween party: george michael good enough people knew i was george michael this year: cellotaping a zip to my forehead and calling myself a slitheen

Nyongbella could promote an MLM on TikTok and I would fully sign up

I think maybe it’s time to retire the Show Me Love sample in generic pop songs

Hot controversial take but I think everyone should be required to have their relationships in their profiles by law and also I should personally get a notification when you break up too

Re-playing the original Ratchet and Clank for the first time in years and boy this game is so perfect

it’s getting hectic in here it’s getting chaotic i’m rocking I’m rolling no stopping we going (until it’s over) do you like the way I rock it? boy i think it’s so chaotic!! oooooooh i’m wild I’m on fire…

What d’you mean Tate McRae and Addison Rae are two different people

Ok gays, I'm ready to say it. I think Die With a Smile is a really good song 🫣

If Charli XCX had called me a "boring barbie" I would have simply held that secret to my grave

if anyone is going tonight + going out after hmu, i think we might go for a cheeky bevvie or two

can't believe i'm seeing the gayest artist of all time tonight with my Big Gay Boyfriend 🥹 looking forward to hearing what she plays from her best album, Chromatica 💞

Psa please never call me neurospicy, I am an adult

Went into TESCO and the door guy stopped me from walking in, stared me down and said "Apple Pay isn't working today" Gasping for air. Never has anyone clocked my tea so hard so fast

YEAH

Calling Starmer's win "riding on the coat tails of Corbyn" is wild 😭

I don't know how to explain it but Wednesday and the Scooby Doo movies are part of the same cinematic multiverse

has anyone ever actually watched an exercise/stretching insta reel, gone "yeah i'm gonna do that", and actually done it?

If you see this, quote with an under-appreciated Pokémon (the OG yapper)

i didn't watch a single lilsimsie video over the weekend. oh boy i have a lot to catch up on 😩

* at the crime scene * " I think he killed her, but softly, with his song"

woken up with a nasty dry cough this morning and i can only assume it is because i sleep walked and then smoked a full 20 pack of marlboro lights in the night

whenever meds have the "may lower bone density" side effect i read it like, "ooh i'm going to have petite little bones ☺️"

The message of The Matrix is essentially "to serve puss you've got to believe you can serve puss"

365 party girl 🙂‍↕️💚🇵🇸

what happened to the Queen's corgis when she died? were they buried with her like her servants?

can somebody give me a rundown on what i can and cant do without a wristband for manchester pride 🥲 haven't bought one yet but think i probably will wanna go to the village during the day

No matter how many migrants Labour deports, the far-right is still going to be able to spin the immigration statistics in a way that favours Reform. Why? because fearmongering about migrants has always been a scapegoating tactic and has nothing to do with real facts or statistics

hair in my yoghurt :) too long to be one of my hairs :) in my yoghurt :) a hair :)

Wait untill they realise Jared Leto is in it