Well, at least one good thing's already happened today!

Ginkgo grove at the Blandy Experimental Farm/State Arboretum of Virginia

thinking about this king on his special day www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q7...

apnews.com/article/clay... That's pretty funny

About every half hour today, one of my brain cells says “Hey, should we think about that Blue Jays game at all?” and then all the other ones go “NOPE” and beat the first one to death.

Why are the World Series champion-branded hats always so hideous?

Aaaaaaaaahhhh well. Nevertheless,

Remember when people would say that baseball was boring and slow….

A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif

god bless the magic of television for letting you see every syllable of a pitcher telling the batter he just hit “fuck you motherfucker”

I had a pretty good time in 2015. I think.

This was one of my geography games yesterday. Respect!

Woof. Salute to my homies but glad I'm on the late shift tonight.

Fun fact the time between now and the beginning of this game is the same as between the beginning of this game and the construction of the pyramids

Pretty F-ING RUDE to tie up this game again!! I have to get up early tomorrow!! Where is the consideration?

Went 2 weeks without a Washington Post delivery and wondered if it were truly the end.* Nope! Delivered again this morning. I guess my person was on vacation or something. *I cancelled my subscription 2 years ago, but it has continued to be delivered almost every Sunday.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

My job that currently isn't paying me is sending me to an offsite location tomorrow and Tuesday that is twice as far from my house as my usual office and I'm very >:( about it. Waking up earlier, driving at the worst time of morning, and, obvs, no mileage reimbursement.

The MLB has added a pitch clock, limits on mound visits, and starting a runner on second base in extra innings to make games go faster Also they cut back to a clip of the performance at some point in the 8th or 9th

PACE OF PLAY

It is once again time to bless your skyline with pics and video of my dogs eating tiny pancakes #PancakesTime

Genuine question, what is this and what would one use it for in high school? I tried searching but all I found were places willing to sell me one, not explain what it's for.

*Puts "stare at to-do list in silent and endless horror" on my to-do list* Yay! Progress!

It's a fish!

J A Y S Jays Jays Jays whoo! Not sure if that's a thing but I'm into it.

Oh great, the heater in my cichlid aquarium appears to be dorked and not actually heating the tank despite running constantly. I have been in this hobby for like 20 years and it still blows my mind how the equipment is always garbage, even the high end stuff.

Somehow had forgotten until this very moment that Max Scherzer plays for Toronto now

🔔 DIVE HAPPENING NOW My colleagues (👋 Amanda!) are narrating this gorgeous dive in the Cook Islands abyssal plains. Forbidden truffles 🪨🪨🪨 Link below to watch livestream 🧪🌊

I think we can safely assume this razor clam is shredded from all that exercise shredding (and playing saxophone). Day 12 #inktober #invertober2025 #SpacetoberChallenge #OC_tober catchup

Blake Treinen loading the bases for Milwaukee in NLCS game 1. You can take the reliever out of the Nationals bullpen, but...

"At this point, John Lansing of New York rose with a long, heated protest against things in general." - Catherine Drinker Bowen, "Miracle at Philadelphia: The Story of the Constitutional Convention, May-September 1787" (1966) They had a copy at our vacation rental. I may use this line many times.

Director has a question

If you’re waiting to pitch in this game, stay in line!

And a very merry Yankees Elimination Day to those who observe...

What is wrong with TBS' MLB playoff coverage that their corner score widget is so damn small and hard to read? I mean I know I'm old but that's ridiculous.

I! Have! Made! Cupcakes!! Caramel apple cupcakes using the proceeds of our orchard trip a couple weekends back, with caramel cinnamon buttercream frosting.

Genuine sympathy for people working in any kind of walk-up customer service situation, but I kind of think CVS should get out of the "giving people shots" line of biz. They are just not good at it.

I haven't seen more than a few minutes of a single episode of Friends, Seinfeld, or The Sopranos.

For some reason this gigantic sub sandwich that appears to be about half as tall as Kermit himself and that features two olives on toothpicks irregularly spaced along its length is sending me His thermos-depicted lunch is much more reasonable. He needs to rethink his choices on the box.

In the U.S.: Dayton, Ohio. Very slightly edging out West Palm Beach, FL, which at least has Nats Spring Training. Internationally: Jakarta, Indonesia. The most charmless Asian megacity experience I can remember. (Very slightly edging out Shenyang, China, which had a great dumpling restaurant.)

Dang this is a dire postseason lineup. Milwaukee and Chicago are about the only ones I can root for with even a little bit of enthusiasm.

Pitchers and catchers report Feb. 10!

www.masnsports.com/blog/entry/a... Maaaaaaan

"Well, that's a pretty good return to nasty stuff right there." #baseballorerotica

Dogs and carbon monoxide detector batteries waking up and choosing violence rather too early this morning

I'm enjoying the MASN crew interviewing Nats minor league players tonight while barely calling the game in which we're, meh, losing 6-1 to Chicago, and no one cares. Vibe is on point.

I acknowledge I've reached an age where having an entertainment system composed mainly of large heavy metal bricks that have to be plugged in and hard wired to one another really doesn't make sense, but as a dude of that age I'm also never going to not love the aesthetic anyway.

Listening to it from inside the house: 10/10 Trying to walk 2 dogs in it: 2/10 (has funny moments) Driving to work in it later: 0/10