alyssa!
@lyssalovestree.bsky.social
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18y/o bi girl who loves tv shows and playing video games🫶
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looking for some mutuals! my interests!:) -dog lover🫶🏻 -4/20 friendly🍃 -big liberal🥳 -the vampire diaries🩸 -swimming💦 -fortnite/minecraft🎮 - shopping🛍️ -coloring📘 -shitposting🤗 -walks and joints😋 -new friends🫶
#mutuals
#promosky
9 months ago
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i have to put gas in tomorrow😔 like why?
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the carts kids be getting today:
8 months ago
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i’m so inconsistent oops
8 months ago
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why does literally nobody like the last season of GOT?😔
8 months ago
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dude i want a father
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˚⊹♡ 𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒾 ☁
8 months ago
that feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how to not be awkward
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i’ve waited my whole life for this to happen😫
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𝓛𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪
9 months ago
"ur so brave for sharing your story" no stuff just happens to me and i can't shut the fuck up
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i got that “sorry for being the worst mom ever” mom and a “the phone works both ways” dad
9 months ago
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and the cycle continues.
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mr pussy
9 months ago
why would I have a kid when I can spend that money on cigarettes and liquor????
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everyone go get their free cone from dq today🤗🥳
9 months ago
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“why didn’t you tell anyone?” “nobody asked me”
9 months ago
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i whisper “wtf” to my self at least 50 times a day atp
9 months ago
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i swing both ways;) violently. with a bat.
9 months ago
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i apologize for dropping that thun thun thun😔
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looking for some mutuals! my interests!:) -dog lover🫶🏻 -4/20 friendly🍃 -big liberal🥳 -the vampire diaries🩸 -swimming💦 -fortnite/minecraft🎮 - shopping🛍️ -coloring📘 -shitposting🤗 -walks and joints😋 -new friends🫶
#mutuals
#promosky
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i just fucked up some really good chicken😫
9 months ago
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goodmorning cuties🫶🧚🥰
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Chicken Boy (Mo)
9 months ago
I’ve just decided that math isn’t real 😋 thanks for understanding
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cheese goes with eggs.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading)
9 months ago
Damn straight!
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first dab of the morning<<
9 months ago
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9 months ago
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realizing someone will enjoy growing old with my sister as much as i enjoyed growing up with her
9 months ago
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winter depression?! who is she🤗☺️🫶
9 months ago
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easter lands on 4/20 guys🤭
9 months ago
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i’m too self aware of myself😀
9 months ago
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what’s in the air?! people are so sweet today🤗🫶
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bagged milk
9 months ago
i don’t believe in oversharing i don’t have access to therapy <3
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my face right after taking a dab big enough to put down a man
9 months ago
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sorry for party rocking😔
9 months ago
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party rock!🤘🥳
9 months ago
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i ❤️ dr.pepper
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ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆
9 months ago
people will really break several traffic laws and still have the nerve to look at you through their windshield like YOURE the one who did something wrong 😭
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if my father has zero haters, i’m dead
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sylvie 🎄 | 37 days ❤️
9 months ago
people without tiddies will never know the joy of taking a bra off at the end of the day and that's very sad to me tbh
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Kenzie ✨
9 months ago
I wish there was a second, gentler car horn. Sometimes I’m not trying to be aggressive I just need people to get it together.
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time stresses me the fuck out
add a skeleton here at some point
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sylvie 🎄 | 37 days ❤️
9 months ago
i think i'd kill someone for taco bell rn
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hot take: believing in god is the adult version of believing in santa🤗
9 months ago
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people really be doing ❄️ and comparing it to 🍃
9 months ago
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i really don’t miss the “can we please have a good day” times😟
9 months ago
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debbie gallagher defender till i die🙂↕️🙂↕️
9 months ago
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apocalypse meow
9 months ago
silk sheets on bare skin
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˚⊹♡ 𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒾 ☁
9 months ago
ruins my mood when i say "girl" to a guy and he says "i'm not a girl" like damn babygirl relax
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