This is your reminder that your shitty excuses aren't in charge, you fucking are. The best way to counter-attack a hater is to make it blatantly obvious that their attack has absolutely no impact on you. Hope you had an excellent weekend. Go kick some Monday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋🌹🎶

Guess who’s still in bed

One more hour!

Always be yourself. Dare to be fucking different. Go kick some humpday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻 💗 💋🌹🎶

Some people spend so much time looking at a closed door that they never walk through the open ones. If a door closes, it's not meant for you. Pick a new fucking door. Start finding ways to feel good and don't apologize for it. Have faith in yourself. Go kick some Tuesday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️😘🌹🎶

The great pumpkin just ate me out

Pre-gaming 🍻before the Seether concert. Yay Pitt! 🏈

Yum 😋

Beautiful

Kindly

Happy Fucking Friday! I hope you have an amazing weekend spending quality time with family and friends. Dentist this morning, highlight and cut this afternoon. Seether, Daughtry & POD on Sunday. Go Caps 🏒 Happy holiday weekend. Go kick some Friday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️ 😘🎶🥃🌹

We could all use a lil Alice 🤘🖤

salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*

Do things for people not because of who they are or what they do in return, but because of who you are. My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; with passion, compassion, humor, and some fucking style. You make me smile. Go kick some Thursday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋🎶🌹

Kinda thinking I’m gonna be a Drunk Dad for Halloween again this year.

“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”

If you didn't stumble into dark times, you'd never have the chance to show off your light. Be a badass captain. Keep navigating your ship through the storms, and you'll eventually reach the harbor. Thanks for being my light. Go kick some humpday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋🎶🌹

Back home….hope y’all have been good while I was gone 😘

ROLL TIDE!

If you don’t use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you sure as hell must be in a whole different tax bracket.

Life changing

🎃👻💀

Good morning share some kindness it goes a long way. ☕️☕️

Your ass looks great in those jeans, try the salmon.

Negative people and situations aren't deserving of your energy. Choose yourself and your peace. Happiness is an inside job. Embrace your struggle. Fuel your hustle. Reach your dream. Celebrate your badassness. Thank you for making me happy! Go kick some Tuesday ass ❣️Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋 🌹🎶

Gnite

Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine is chiming in 😘 Today is not just another day, but another possible chance to achieve what you couldn't achieve yesterday. Happy fucking Friday! Have an amazing weekend spending quality time with family and friends. Go kick some Friday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love

Don't wait for happiness to find you, create it for yourself. Find joy in the little things, appreciate what you have, and make the most of every fucking moment. Recognize your accomplishments. You make me happy. We’re almost there. Go kick some Thursday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋🌹🎶

Don't hold onto anger, hurt, or pain. They steal your energy. Gratitude is one of the sweet shortcuts to finding peace of mind and happiness inside. No matter what’s going on outside, there's always something we could be grateful for. Im grateful for you! Go kick some Tuesday ass❣️ Much Love ✌🏻♥️💋🎶🌹

Her: “I understand how you get Bob from Robert, & Bill from William, but how do you get dick from Richard?” Me: “ask him nicely”

First day of fall 🍂 Fuck it…I’m still breaking out the summer sundress ☀️

If you love, a broken woman, always be patient, never be judgmental, always be honest. Just don’t tell her that you love her, show her that you love her every day. Let her know she’s special and she will always be your priority. I promise if you do these things, she will be yours forever

You're someone's inspiration, their reason to smile. Celebrate your bad ass self. You deserve to embrace everything that makes you special and unique. You're worth more than an excuse. You're worth the effort. Thanks for making me smile! Go kick some humpday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋🎶🌹

The attitude a person develops is the most important ingredient in determining the level of success. People who are negatively conditioned accept defeat. People who are positive don't. Start this week with a positive attitude! Go kick some Monday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋☀️😎🌹

Monday can kiss my ass!

Messy hair….don’t care

TGIF 💋

Dreams are the beginning. Hustle is the middle. And success is at the very end. Happy fucking Friday!Congrats on all your success this week. Hope you have a fabulous weekend spending time with family and friends. Go kick some Friday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋🥃☀️🌹

🖤

“Yo, Your Mockinbird Dead” -the remix

I really need to buy a beach house

Even the smallest victory can still be a building block to greatness. You might have a million reasons for giving up. Find the one reason for working fucking harder. It's a brand-new week, you get to fill it with the things that make your heart smile wide. Go kick some Monday ass‼️ Much Love ♥️😘💋

Hotter than satans asshole out here. Summer isn’t done yet! Poolin it….☀️😎👙

Your breakthrough is almost here. All you have to do is keep believing in your badass self just a little longer. We made it! Happy Fucking Friday! If I win the lottery you’re invited to my party. I’ll be a big one. Need a first win for my Redskins 🏈 Go kick some Friday ass‼️ Much Peace & Love ♥️💋 🥃

Don’t wanna get up!

Some weeks you'll move mountains. Some weeks you'll barely make it out of bed. Whatever week you're having, you are beautiful, strong, and a badass. Success isn't just about what you accomplish in your life; it's about what you inspire others to do. Go kick some humpday ass‼️ Much Peace & Love☮️♥️😘💋🌹