at 1:37 you can see how long and thin they are blue whales are like eels or snakes

there's been an effective curfew for cars on the road since 9pm here in new york and all i can think about is "cities aren't loud, cars are"

good reminder that Trump tried and Trump failed

Someone said that the FBI is now a Make-A-Wish Foundation for a mid-tier podcaster

This is stealing. He's stealing money from the American people to go party in Italy. This is fucking public corruption and should be treated as such.

3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring in the US and this is how the FBI director is spending his time.

A guy tried to walk into the president's house with a gun today

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

Remember, when news outlets first reported that Kash Patel was spending $75,000 of taxpayer money to fly an FBI Gulfstream jet to Milan so he could watch Olympic hockey, the official spokesasshole for the FBI had this to say:

Quietly, the Trump administration is now ending even the life-saving aid that they had promised would be preserved Reporting from @hana-kiros.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/health/2026/...

"ICE agents are the equivalent of cartel hitmen" is a wild take, but Mike Lee is here for it.

individual freedom! personal liberty!

quelle surprise www.tmz.com/2026/02/22/m...

forgive us we shackled a British woman on vacation a grandmother for weeks the blame lies with the Scots-Irish among us

it was real it was really John Barron

here are his weak numbers

why did I read this in a Monty Python voice [ 'ees not een 'eetaly!" ]

Randy thanks for reminding everyone that Donald Trump tried and failed!

"corruption, theft, and arbitrary killing are good, actually"

[ Jean-Luc Picard tired voice ] "they'll be no backlash"

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This sounds unbelievable but its true: since Bezos acquired The Post, his wealth has grown tenfold and the Post has been cut in half. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-trust-...

I ran the numbers in my newsletter two weeks ago. The $100 mill the Post lost in 2024 was equal to about two days of the increase in his net worth since he bought the paper. www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...

Barack Obama, the ultimate dealmaker, solved this problem, by the way

"a week away" come the fuck on

Trump spent a year breaking the law 'there has to be some form of punishment'

instinctively apologizingly, speaking and acting defensively

This Gorsuch-Kagan exchange in the tariffs case (G: "you secretly LOVE the major-questions doctrine! admit it and submit to its power!"; K: "hahaha you wish Neil!") has big "Return of the Jedi" vibes

it was so bad that after she was reported missing, the police conducted a 'search' of the house and exterior area, and concluded this initial search without ever noticing that she was *inside* the house

a... culture of truth...?

"Newsweek’s reporters and editors used Martyn, our AI assistant, to help produce this story."

so... child trafficking?

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

this is what happened in the Jon Benet Ramsey case; not only never solved, essentially from day one no progress was ever made

To my mind, this is the single tweet that explains 95% of the energy behind the MAGA movement.

heck Trump is eighty years old and dumb as a rock

In this 2024 interview, Jack Hughes, who just scored the game-winning goal for the US Olympic hockey team, explains why it was important for him to embrace Pride Night when many other NHL players refused to do so.

dystopian sci-fi stuff

So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

In just 25 hours, the U.S. has had four tariff regimes: 1. Liberation Day Mark_II_re-revised_(final) 2. Liberation Day Mark_II_re-revised_(final) - IEEPA tariffs 3. Liberation Day Mark_II_re-revised_(final) - IEEPA tariffs +10% 4. Liberation Day Mark_II_re-revised_(final) - IEEPA tariffs +10% + 5%

it’s even better on video, this is art

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

"The Social Circle city manager was contacted by ICE... “They asked me to turn on the water,” he said of a 1m sq ft warehouse nearby that the government plans to use for locking up as many as 10,000 detainees. “I told them I’m not going to do it,” he said... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

just the dumbest timeline

"there was once some snow in Nantucket..."

And yet it’s even more dumb: Both hospital ships are in dry-dock in Alabama, so they won’t be arriving anytime soon. This is a weird distraction from the Danes medically evacuating a sick US sailor from a US Navy nuclear sub yesterday 9 miles from Nuuk. What was a sub doing nine miles from Nuuk?