"back when men were men, and dragons consisted of 4 polygons"

only three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and psychic link being changed every patch

every day i wake up and am reminded of the fact that i'm dating leon kennedy

hit level 90 on my DK and i've really been enjoying the midnight leveling experience in a way i haven't enjoyed leveling since at least BFA. it's a shame i have a massive gaping hole in my memory where harandar should be though—no idea what's up with that.

can't suck dick for two weeks because i got a wisdom tooth extracted. pray for me.

I am so sorry but my brain immedietly said-

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR CEMETERY #worldofwarcraft

at birthday dinner with my boyfriend and we got sat down next to two lesbian couples on our left and two lesbian couples on our right with a lesbian waitress

last thing i expected from the vampire survivors devs is a new game that actually requires you to think

what the fuck do you mean "sweetened with ingredients"

Blood Boil #warcraft #warcraftart

The “no new wars” and “protect children” president just co-signed the bombing of an elementary school in Minab btw We are a proxy military for the most despicable power on earth. Just look at what little is left of Rafah.

so i guess for valentine's day this year i discovered i have DID

if there is a hell, it must surely be the ff7 remake crane minigame

even my bed is not safe from 5D chess with multiverse time travel

currently laying in bed listening to my boyfriend try and create a hybrid italian-toydarian accent. please help

nothing makes me happier than being the person all my friends come to whenever they have an endocrinological question

anet's approach to hard content in gw2 is so funny because it'll be like, a flood of relatively accessible stuff and then they'll just randomly drop "ok here's a speedrunning achievement where the timers are based on the existing world records except you're also not allowed to die"

i'm really enjoying playing through ff7 remake for the first time, and I love all of the characters so far! but nothing makes liking a character as challenging as making them the dedicated "turns to the camera and explains obvious story/game information repeatedly" character, e.g. tifa in chapter 8

nintendog jumpscare in dragon quest 7 reimagined

big fan of the lady in the check-out aisle cradling a 12-pack of fresca like a newborn baby

"you have the biggest 'is-a-fujoshi' energy of anyone i've ever met who isn't a fujoshi"

playing ff7 remake with my butch and i'm sorry but cloud strife is not a cis man; that's a closeted tgirl 1 year on E.

can't wait until I have sheoldred, whispering one permanently burned into my new OLED TV

mordred #warcraft #forsaken

Donkey Kong Country

they've got pigs playing pong

Horses seems to have just broken so many people's brains. Like getting kicked in the head by... some sort of animal. A bear.

psychosis crawler would be a beautiful name for a baby girl