"Thank you for calling the Straight of Hormuz customer service line. Please listen closely because our options have recently changed. If you are calling regarding our hours of operation, please note that these may vary."

Lab work

Pike Place is also a dance floor tonight.

This is Nolan. His humans have kissed all the color off of his face over the last ten years. Some seniors are silver foxes, he is a silver sweetie pie. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (FB: Alyssa Woznicki)

We are digging coal

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

We are not a serious country 🇺🇸

Just 2 guys selling Tequila at Costco — Hawthorne, CA.

Residents would certainly have a handy insanity defense if they chose to burn it down.

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Whoopsy, this didn’t age great 😬

Our firefighters' work is dangerous enough. They should not have to fly in uninspected planes, or planes that have failed an inspection. What are we even doing here?

The USFWS plans to hand over more than 700 acres of The Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge — home to some of the United States’ most critically endangered species — to SpaceX in a reckless land swap. Tell your senators to stop this giveaway. act.biologicaldiversity.org/Ws09iSNvsE2X...

Assholes.

Bahahaha

He created a huge part of the fabric of America with these shows. R. I. P.

Marilou & I are still on a high from The Presidential Center Opening! A non-stop party with inspirational speeches from Barack & Michelle, followed by a FANtastic 🎶 concert (check out the artists below)! By the time Stevie Wonder performed "Higher Ground" the crowd nearly passed out from sheer joy!🥰

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I’m beginning to think no child manages to escape this tragedy growing up. This is just mind boggling.

Wtf?!

Oh no.

What a special moment for Rod Brind'Amour and the /Canes ❤️ #StanleyCup

Seems Wikipedia declared a winner. 😕 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Ir...

HAYES: “Do you and Dolan have active beef?” ZOHRAN: *takes the high road*

See who at Scientific American shares your hot takes about books and reading, then join the #SciAmSummerReading challenge for a chance at some excellent prizes: www.scientificamerican.com/article/join...

Such a happy event.

But hey, at least we got a costly war and tariffs nobody wanted and he demolished half the White House and trashed the reflection pool!

Fox guests are trying to say inflation is “leveling out” “if you exclude food and energy” 🤔 — because who needs those things! (Also, it isn’t) Meanwhile half of 🇺🇸 can’t afford health care either…

Help save whales from being tangled in commercial fishing gear. Urge NOAA Fisheries and other decisionmakers to protect whales by supporting the use of safer, whale-friendly fishing gear. 🐳 act.biologicaldiversity.org/oLFZY9zxBEeI...

Wow!!!!

What are the odds of TWO master orators married to one another? Listening to them speak was uplifting, inspirational and exhilarating. A reminder of another, better time when leaders spoke to our better angels & offered hope & optimism rather than divisive vulgarisms. #ChangeIsComingNovember3rd

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

Are they just kidding?

Michelle Obama: "No one has the right to sit in judgment of who is American enough. And that's why, folks, we simply don't have the luxury or time to be cynical or complacent."

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

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ICYMI — Trump admits he was manipulating the stock market with fake news about Iran

Just in case I forgot to post this. A good first step; this really needs to happen nationwide. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Happy 84th Birthday to Paul McCartney! (Born June 18, 1942)

I love this place.

At least nine whales have been reported entangled in fishing gear off the U.S. West Coast so far this year. These entanglements can be prevented, and they should. That's why we are advocating for the widespread adoption of pop-up fishing gear to protect whales. Learn more: biodiv.us/4oAq5p9

One of my favorite lines in the complaint: “At a meeting of the Shoals Republican Club on August 3, 2019, Tuberville candidly conceded that he ‘has property’ in Alabama but is not an ‘everyday resident of Alabama,’ describing himself as a ‘carpetbagger.’”

This is fucking ridiculous!

Wow.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but the Knicks have not declined a White House visit - despite a meme going around. As of today, they haven’t yet been invited. I hope they do decline, but remember to check for sources before sharing unsubstantiated claims.

I always find it funny when people say "this era will be judged harshly in history books". Like, if we've learned anything from recent world events, it's that nobody reads history books.

Baby sandhill cranes called colts take approximately 65 to 75 days from hatching to grow their feathers and make their first flight in their awkward stage they practice preflight training by energetically flapping their wee wings, and doing practice hops.

I cannot stress enough that this IS NOT NORMAL. As in, it does not happen. Unless, of course, the government wouldn’t want defendants to find something in discovery by pursuing their legal fees under the Hyde Amendment.

Science is amazing