It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

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It only tueday

Hey doofus haven't you heard, they invented taller horses

Got two copies of peak from a game store

with how many people give up something for lent, i need to counterbalance them by taking up something new for lent. like smoking

Shout out to my boy archimedes for inventing the lever Minecraft Redstone would be way harder without it

Your telling me a wreck tiled dis function

No one wants to swashbuckle anymore, kids these days dont even know how to plunder

Ultra fight da kyanta 2 grand champ

I'm like anakin skywalker but instead of midichlorians I got microplastics

chode buddies

My first day as a hostage negotiator: watch me lowball this guy

They should make overwatch 3 where they make it 4 v 4 (2 tanks 1 dps 1 support) and add a tower defense mode where you just stand there and shoot gallons or something idk

gas station cheeseburger tier list

Clogged the work urinal with my thick, rich, chunky piss again

Makeing a gas station cheese burger teirlist soon

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

Sumo wrestling but both wrestlers are wearing heelys

Block my subpar mix dickweed *does the same thing again*

Beer!

Saw the mountain dew van but it was too fast I couldn't get a picture

just because i havent played the game and know literally nothing about the game doesnt mean i cant jerk off to the yaoi.

Wack ass diner that im eating lunch at has fox news playing

This week's away job is going kinda smoothly so I got time to check out the beach by the hotel

Actually God teir burg

It took four beers to finish shoveling the driveway

I just woke up from my iconic mid day

JD ranch

Local retro game store is temporary closed were else am I supposed to look for more copies of Wipeout 2 (two) for the Nintendo ds

out ofs slommy :(

Sitting outside in the hotel smoking area drinking beer and eating cold cuts while it's snowing is quite the vibe

It only tuesday :(

robo ky ch missile does an absurd amount of stun

I'm gods drunkest robo ky

Been thinking about this image

Seafood market called prawn hub send skeet

West Virginia is a wack ass state

AHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAHAASSSAAAaa

If ao3 is so good why haven't they made an ao4

Got tipped 30 bucks at my job #swag

wip edit #unbeatable

If you die in Mario Tennis you die in real life dude

Ladies call me Playstation becuse I got no game