Its easier to find the god Damm holy grail then a store that sells a USB type b cord

it was the bestercester of sauce, it was the worcester of sauce

Hunting down the top 37 listeners of Petite league so I can be #1

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

I didn't think i would see garfeild inflation art at the antique store

Back then, your baby was a total loser if it didn't smoke.

I want a hat with an absurd amount of brim, like some cad bane type shit

Rodent of usual size

i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week

Found peak at local game store

That blows my mind.

Mile long spaghetti noodle

BREAKING NEWS: The House has voted to release the Epstein files, but President Trump states they did not specify which Epstein files. He is therefore releasing all files related to Kevin Epstein, a man who was charged with shoplifting a VHS copy of Ghostbusters from a Cincinnati Blockbuster in 1994.

A pretty lady said she liked my jacket :)

Spaghetti car banana I made for dinner a few nights ago

faded off the gunk

lobbing a live grenade into my grandpas room as an enrichment activity

Fucking lame

defenestration implies the existence of the word fenestration witch in a just world would be throwing a window thru a person

Sauce complete i just need to come up with a name for it

Making potion of burning

I want someone to drop a piano on me

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Hey doofus watch this *does that trick where it looks like I take off my thumb*

Me

I want to open an inconvenience store and sell loose hot dogs with no buns and coffee by the bean

Borga acquired

Cheeseburger

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

*deworms u*

I like my women how I like my coffee strong enough to kill me

Dont help a gift hamburger in the mouth

Monday :(

If a hamburger helps in the woods and No one is there to hear it. Did it really help?

A hamburger a day keeps the helper away

Heavy is the hamburger that helps her

Big fan of the one guy one here who has posting about hamburger helper for a week straight

Just saw someone on the highway backing up in the breakdown lane because they missed an exit

Dont look a gift horse in the mouth unless it's giant and made of wood

i love this game

They're shooting me square in the dick at work tomorrow

Cigars in the Minecraft tin

Helper doesn't exist what are you putting on this?

Pussy Brickhouse United States, Census, 1880

Won 6 bucks at my strive local

Just did an 8 hour drive for work I need to demand more money