Robo Ky and his tangerine

Can I give my hamster a black & mild (woodtip)

You can take a dead horse to water but you can't drown it

Smart.

Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://theonion.com/seagull-this-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-1819578988/

thanks man

It sounds wrong, but it's not.

Quitting my job to focus on scratching my balls

Got a cd/cassette player for 15 bucks

Robo ky for blazeblue

Tf you mean blazeblue is getting a new character

Ordering individual o rings for my car from rock auto to min max the amount of magnets I get

Im singlehandedly solving the burger housing crisis

Fuck this im eating woodglue

She yankin on my ass hair like rattatoue

Shitting hard or hardly Shitting I ask The man in the stall, to my horror answered without words

Kids these days dont even walk around their house with a candle stick and a night cap these days they just use they phone flashlight and their Yankees with no brims

Guy who doesn't get context clues: it sucks that you guys have an alcohol addiction i thought this was an anti aircraft meeting

Taking my Cumstock to the dry cleaners

Im gonna empty out my drafts so prepare for some awfull posts

Anime titty mouse pad but for a character whos flat so the mouse pad has no cushioning

Watched this guy for like 2 minutes while sitting outside

Nice argument, too bad I've already imagined myself as the nonchalant dachshund and you as the relentless bird

diet coke SUCKS

I gave up over eight million followers on Twitter to be on Bluesky full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Harrison Ford.

Health Department Closes Perfectly Good Burrito Place https://theonion.com/health-department-closes-perfectly-good-burrito-place-1819569200/

They just asked "We doing segregation now?" To my very pissed of hangry mother

Sibling is getting chewed out for mixing pastas when they cooked

Slommy

Throwing tomatoes at people who look at their phone while driving

Guys it's 6/9 today

🐢

Filling my cars fuel tank with Wegmans loaded potato salad and bringing it to a mechanic (not click bait) (gone sexual)

Saw the most amount of plushies at a movie theater maybe ever

Me when I see a little bird splashing about in a rain puddle

These trout got hands

Going to the lake to punch fish

Took a tour of the dick & balls factory and ur mom was working in quality control

That's a good rule.

computa make this guy drop his bnb

They should add Charlie Kirk as a dlc char to cotw

As someone who does alot of carpentry I promise to celebrate this pride by not makeing a single straight cut this month

Little mantis guy i found while weeding

He's falling someone help him he's gonna fall help take his hand someone please

miso soup like (👍) if you agree

Guy whos dyslexic explaining a never ending task: yeah its a Sicilian task

I need to maintain my ongoing bits when I get time