I have no interest in seeing a live Austin Spurs basketball game but I'm really sad that I will be unable to attend this one in particular

Almost time to pull out Holiday Lights v2 (1995)

* Teslas everywhere * AI slop billboards * Absolute dogshit traffic Yep, we're back in Austin

Goodbye Florida 👋

Me, who is a massive wuss when it comes to rides: I agree. I didn't expect to be held up by a two story tall robot arm that swings me around in different directions. I almost chickened out and left. But I'm so glad I didn't. Seeing Frankenstein charge up Dracula who then goes Super Saiyan was peak 👌

The Jimmy Fallon ride is one of the most bewildering things I've ever experienced. I can't stop thinking about it. Who came up with the idea? Who is it made for?

If the rumors are true and Half-Life 3 is actually announced on Tuesday I will show Toad at the Universal Mario World the good news

Smoking that shit that made Super Mario Wonder 💨

How are people okay with flying? I've been such a nervous wreck for two weeks now 😔

I feel like this as of late

No way Kojima is out here blasting New Found Glory what the heck?

Why would Valve announce a new console without a console exclusive? 😏 I think its happening...

I've been feeling like this for the past week now

The stupid touch screen package locker was frozen tonight. We were able to access the built in Windows on screen keyboard and use the hotkeys to open up control panel. From there, I was able to press the Windows key which now brought up the start menu. Tap to reboot and... it worked!

Some lady who really wanted to pet Cicero today had a shirt on that said "Don't scare me or I'll cum"

Church's Chicken is doing more for the people than our own Government

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Got noticed that my Ubuntu 18.1 cloud server is going to get shut off at the start of the year (security reasons) so now I have to manually migrate my websites, discord bots, and Minecraft server to a new updated VM...

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

There is a man in the gym who sounds like he's busting a nut every time he lifts 🙁

I was unaware that my Party City Austin Powers costume excluded a white undershirt so I had to improvise

🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃 Please enjoy this Second Life Haunted House... if you dare... 💀

There is no reason why I can run modern games at 60+ fps on my PC but Photoshop freezes for 5 seconds whenever I try to use the text tool. Piece of shit bloated software smh. I need to go back to Photoshop CS2.

I'm placing my bets now * Half-Life 3 will be announced in November * The Xbox brand will die by 2027 * The United States will fall * Balatro will get ported to Ngage * Ouya will make a comeback * Pepsi will make a new lemon-lime drink due to the failure of Starry * Dexter Morgan in Fortnite

This is insane.

Watched the Blackberry movie about the Blackberry phone and it made me very nostalgic for the Blackberry phone I had that fell into the urinal as I was peeing and got covered in piss

The biggest thing tempting me to be a homeowner again is that I can put this in my yard

I can't believe Ray Sipe is still out here doing the same shit he was doing over a decade ago. Absolute mad man, but consistent.

Finally got through the three trials in Silent Hill f

Simply the greatest combination to ever do it sorry

Battle Arena Toshinden fans... We're EATING

Great start to the week. 🪶

Going to all the clothing stores who have their nice winter clothes out knowing damn well it's still 80 degrees in Austin

Microsoft 3D Movie Maker (1995). I used to go over to my friend's house and play this after school.

When I was but a young lad, my dad bought us this obscure game (Rebel Moon Rising) from Office Max for like 5 bucks. Seemed to just be another low budget Doom clone. But as soon as the game started this track hit me in the face. I was not expecting it to fuck so hard. youtu.be/vgGbv1U3RGI?...

It's been so long...

Dawg what in the hell is this

This is what peak computer design looks like. We need to go back to 2003 😤

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

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Did you know Tesla has robotaxis in Austin? Did you know that the current area of operation is shaped like a wiener? xD Elon does it again!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 xD

Like this post if you ever thought of wanting to kiss Erin Esurance (I'm trying to see something)

Can't stop thinking about this #OnCinema

It took a while, but we finally sat through every single "Scary Movie" film in the franchise, finishing with 5 last night. I think its pretty obvious but everything after 2 is bottom of the barrel garbage. The shift from spoofs to references is very apparent.