Every time Youtube throws a survey at me before a video, I click the very last option which is usually "None of the above". I'm not doing surveys for free. Give me 10¢ or something.

This abstract penguin that @awful.clownaround.town drew last night got me feeling like this

Imagine if we actually prosecuted every piece of shit billionaire complicit in the Epstein files and redistributed their wealth into the community.

I'm going to let you in on a secret. I love old Game Show video games. Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy on Wii. Who wants to be a millionaire on Playstation. The problem is nobody wants to play that garbage and playing with the computer is no fun

This used to be a big deal

Made this awesome game last night

Fucking stupid ass shit

Yeah, I recommend not using the patreon apple app to join. Just go on the website, it's 1. cheaper for YOU to support your favorite creatures and 2. All the money you give goes to the creator.

This video is more faithful to the source material than the actual movie btw

I obviously have to post this old Tumblr gem to celebrate Tomodachi Life coming back

Deeply fascinated by the fact that the US/UK Tomodachi Life directs had different clowns like they're version exclusive Pokemon

Painful to see Nintendo dedicate a whole "What are Miis?" section to the Tomodachi Life direct. We cannot forget about Miis. They need to be used more so their legacy does not fade.

Dawg what the hell was that?

guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today

They're already ushering the new Silent Hill movie into the smallest theater rooms possible. They're trying to get rid of it already which is why I'm so excited to see it tonight on the big screen. I'm ready for the shitshow!!!

me sending government officials death threats

Don Dyen #1982 rb.gy/biupsm

Dave Grimm #1985 rb.gy/ld8omf

As a connoisseur of trash "Reality TV", I am pleased to have discovered a channel on Pluto TV that just plays episodes of Cheaters 24/7 😈

I don't get to see my local shawarma guy tomorrow thanks to the freezing temps

Imagine shooting tasteful nude portraits on the 1997 McDonalds French Fry film camera

Ahh! C'mon fuckin' guy!

Guys... don't eat an edible and eat 10+ jumbo puff marshmallows without looking at the nutritional facts... I'm so ashamed of myself. This is going to ruin the world tour.

I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks

Debugging code and listening to midwest emo kinda day

I can't wait for the day "it" happens

REAL

It's getting to the point where PVP sessions are taking forever to find :'(

This is how the first episode ends btw

I got reached out to personally by a company that goes by "Morpheus AI". Don't these morons know that Morpheus was leading a rebellion against AI? Smdh!! 🤦

Currently watching: Aeon Flux

Peak character designs tbh

Good morning, Bluesky! A Great Blue Heron on the shore of Puget Sound, Washington 📸Theresa Arbow O'Conner

My holiday is over

Given the nature of my job, I am having to write almost all of my code on Windows 11 virtual machines with 4gb of RAM that I remote into. These VMs take like 15 to fully boot up, VSCode takes minutes to launch, and the input lag is enough to drive anybody absolutely insane.

There are so many great flash games I used to play and cannot remember but for some reason I clearly remembered the DBZ Bulma dress up game where she would either say "Cheeseburger" or "Barbecue Sauce" when you clicked on her crotch.

Grilled cheese from one of these machines just hits different, I can't explain it

I miss the days where you would get a video game on main consoles but then you'd get a really dumbed down "version" for handheld consoles and an even more dumbed down J2ME (Java) version for your flip phone that you obtained by texting a code to a number for 5 dollars

When they ask me what radicalized me

Bro I hate Stardew Valley so much. I played at 10:45 for "5 minutes" and now it's 12:30 😔

I watched this tonight after consuming a gummi and I just stared at the screen like this the whole time

Me if I actually spoke my mind about current events

Man I love Final Fantasy XIV. Like what do you mean these two clips are from the same game?? 😭

Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo