Darren Newman
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Half wit enjoying half wit things
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Vagina Museum
2 months ago
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
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Hope you are well, Ed
@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Just had notification your show Sunday has had to be cancelled.
3 months ago
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Sheila the Thief
3 months ago
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@chadbourn.bsky.social
@ottoenglish.bsky.social
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HOPE not hate
4 months ago
đšStephen Lennon is marching again in London this weekend. He insists he isnât a racist, says it over and over, but the facts tell a different story. Here are five reasons why âTommy Robinsonâ is a racist.
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Jane
4 months ago
On the same day in the Telegraph:
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Hi Martin FYI
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com
Had this scam video pop up as an in game advert. I screenshot it to flag up and it completely froze my phone. All good people of MSE land - BEWARE
5 months ago
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The Tennessee Holler
5 months ago
Trumpâs Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff âłïž
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fesshole đ§»
6 months ago
Wife picked our daughter's name when she was born - Saila. I've held it in for 16 years until the first time she came home drunk this weekend and I got to sing what shall we do with a drunken sailor at her. Then she threw up on my wife's slippers. It was worth the wait.
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Not as big, or as popular, as they were in the 80s
6 months ago
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Adam Kinzinger
7 months ago
Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I donât think it matters either way, violence is violence, so Iâm waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts? Cuz youâre uh, to use your words, âbeing silent.â
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Emma Monk
7 months ago
What do we think?đ€ HmmâŠ. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious. Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story! So, whatâs going on here? Letâs take a look!đ đ§” 1/13
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Happy Birthday, Emma
@emmakennedy.bsky.social
When was that photo?
7 months ago
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WeRateDogs
9 months ago
This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
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@daraobriain.bsky.social
You don't have to do those corporate gigs Jake says they have a vacancy. Red27 is on paternity leave
9 months ago
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WeRateDogs
9 months ago
We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you⊠13/10
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Rory Cellan-Jones
10 months ago
America, just in case you thought Friday went well hereâs how the London Times saw it âŠ..
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Ashley Cowburn
10 months ago
Keir Starmer to Ukraineâs President Zelensky in Downing Street: âI hope you heard some of that cheering in the street â that is the people of the United Kingdom coming out to demonstrate how much they support you, how much they support Ukraine and our absolute determination to stand with you.â
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Calvin and Hobbes
11 months ago
When you canât even spell the word youâre looking up. đđ
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#LibraryStruggles
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Private Eye Magazine
11 months ago
âI told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashionâ From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Not a King, but a Russian Pawn
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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Murshed Zaheed
12 months ago
Wow.
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Like a samovar dispensing minestrone soup What on earth have I eaten?
about 1 year ago
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Hi Shaparak
about 1 year ago
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Saw this and thought of you
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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Ed Balls
about 2 years ago
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