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could not last another minute without doing my little tweets regularmag.com
you ever walk by a place youâve only ever ordered delivery from before? like damn there she is
about 2 months ago
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speed-running having hobbies so i can relax at 42
about 2 months ago
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i dont believe people who have a lot of old style tattoos. Oh you love betty boop? okay
about 2 months ago
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when i say jfc i am referring to james fenimore cooper
about 2 months ago
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3 months ago
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why did they have one of these couples just film themselves omg this show is a government-created distraction
3 months ago
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âwhat are your philly friends like?â me:
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
Need a book recommendation? Fighting with your best friend? Not sure how to ask that guy to prom? In high school, youâd simply consult that secular oracle: your English teacher. Welcome to our advice column, Ask a Teacher. Take it away, Corey Beasley:
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ASK A TEACHER: Internet boyfriends, kids today, contemporary fiction
Iâm like a modern Jane Goodall (and not just because Iâm aging beautifully).
https://regularmag.com/2026/01/19/ask-a-teacher-1/
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3 months ago
"I enjoy our new slay pope in the only way that is possible to enjoy anything lately: By knowing that it upsets the worst people on earth." Jess Keefe on our newest and possibly most down-bootsest Pope:
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Is the Catholic Church slay now?
Many different types of shriveled up freaks are not happy about this new pope. I, therefore, am overjoyed.
https://regularmag.com/2026/01/19/is-the-catholic-church-slay-now/
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I am once again here to ask: do these people not know about text messages
3 months ago
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Regular Magazine
4 months ago
good morning babies! despite many saying âtheyâll never post onlineâ weâre back for you with Issue #2. head to
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for all your updates on: -tattoo dysmorphia -ancient chatbots -internet boyfriends AND MORE:
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Regular Magazine
Art, culture, life. For regular people.
https://regularmag.com
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4 months ago
dumb brain getting in the way of your search for cosmic purpose? join the CLUB. Jess Keefe on finding spirituality under the brain rot:
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Are you there, God? Itâs me, Cartman
Iâve had enough therapy, for the most part. Iâm ready for the divine.
https://regularmag.com/2025/09/04/are-you-there-god-its-me-cartman/
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Luke O'Neil
4 months ago
Simply vote the baton off your neck!
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when i accidentally happen upon the Fat Tuesdayâs in Philadelphia I am reminded that there are others living lives youâve never imagined
4 months ago
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4 months ago
@thelindsayb.bsky.social
on getting 1% worse every day:
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My toxic self-improvement journey
The Internet urges âprogress over perfectionâ. What if sometimes we need neither?
https://regularmag.com/2025/09/04/my-toxic-self-improvement-journey/
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 months ago
Letâs make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
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if you like Heated Rivalry, might I recommend: whacking it to gay porn
5 months ago
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geoffrey
5 months ago
tired: everything's computer wired: fewer things will be computer
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When they say âbut sheâs supposed to be an unlikable main character!â i donât think they mean the way I hate carol sturkaâs every word
5 months ago
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yeah i like watching andor. seinfeld and/or frasier
5 months ago
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âghosts on cbs is actually a funny and charming showwwwwwwâ I scream as they drag me off to cheugy jail
5 months ago
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i love gross flavored energy drinks but i dont need that much caffeine. but u cant just be an adult drinking like, caffeine-free gummy worm soda. no solution for this unfortunately
5 months ago
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when someone says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie and they think they are being quirky, it is your responsibility to remain stone faced and say âoh coolâ. we cannot give in to this type of thing in 2025
5 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 months ago
I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 months ago
I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I donât watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way. In conclusion: PEE YEW
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if you say âthis tastes like play-dohâ and someone goes âhow would you know what play-doh tastes like?â you donât need that person around. no imagination ass
6 months ago
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ya know what, why not
6 months ago
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this is how triscuits taste
6 months ago
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steal money from bank send to my account this is a poem btw
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6 months ago
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i feel a little bad for my cat when i smoke weed. So yeah i think iâd be a pretty responsible parent
6 months ago
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cool thing about AI is now all the dumb shit i enjoy became a moral stance overnight. write a bad essay? look at cat? eat egg? hear song? good because not computer
6 months ago
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churus for people when
6 months ago
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and when they had finished sarah snook, unto them i gave claire danes đ
6 months ago
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6 months ago
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
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when u dont have creative work to do, doing something creative seems like the best thing in the world. when u have creative work to do, eating some rice in the dark seems like the best thing in the world
6 months ago
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do these peopleâŠnotâŠuse text messages
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6 months ago
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Cethan Leahy
6 months ago
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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going to the grocery store when its already dark out in the winter top 5 worst fuckin vibes
6 months ago
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nobody needs to say anymore âyou can actually make a healthy and filling meal with a pot of rice and beansâ everyone on earth has been informed
6 months ago
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Gianmarco Soresi
6 months ago
As a society we must find a way to separate antisemitism and hating Dave Portnoy
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soo hard being in a mixed reading-aloud-signs-out-the-window relationship
6 months ago
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not me being too tired to go to my sleep study. hack as hell
6 months ago
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posting about voting but u have no manners, bro ur worried about the wrong Common Pleas
6 months ago
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me 3 houra before a show: its fine just say your exact jokes the way you wrote them!! me 3 minutes before a show: say đ something đ random
6 months ago
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my boomer opinion is that halloween is ON halloween and all this other nonsense needs to stop
7 months ago
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the immediate tension between me and anyone who is coming to get a Buy Nothing pickup
7 months ago
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a handy guide: if youâre TAKING nudes youâre ovulating. if youâre getting MAD about how good your old nudes were youâre in the luteal phase
7 months ago
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ok i just learned everyone thinks it sounds exactly like a post malone song. apologies i am not the right kind of straight for this discourse
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7 months ago
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opalite sounds like a song that already exists?? Like not a specific song that i can think of it just has a âthis already existsâ vibe
7 months ago
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you can hear a surprising new cover of âjoleneâ at any moment. it can come from anywhere
7 months ago
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