the one thing you cannot do in 2026 is “latte-mocha-frappa-whatsits” opinion pieces

its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality

Glad I don't have children because they'd probably be the exact age to be walking around doing shithead face into the phone camera all day. Fuck you. Get a job. I hate my fake kid. Little piece of shit.

new season of love is blind means a whole new batch of bad tattoos for Jess Keefe to feel weird about:

Need a book recommendation? Fighting with your best friend? Not sure how to ask that guy to prom? In high school, you’d simply consult that secular oracle: your English teacher. Welcome to our advice column, Ask a Teacher. Take it away, Corey Beasley:

Mailbox! My @404media.co zine came so fast! As a print die-hard I’d love to see more indies doing this. (Please subscribe to @theflytrapmedia.com so we can do something like this!!)

"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.

"I enjoy our new slay pope in the only way that is possible to enjoy anything lately: By knowing that it upsets the worst people on earth." Jess Keefe on our newest and possibly most down-bootsest Pope:

if we may be so bold as to offer a honker history

good morning babies! despite many saying “they’ll never post online” we’re back for you with Issue #2. head to regularmag.com for all your updates on: -tattoo dysmorphia -ancient chatbots -internet boyfriends AND MORE:

regmag release day tomorrow! featuring words on: -the woke pope -huge bras -brown cars and MORE you tomorrow:

do you think if you showed donald trump a picture of dogbert he would know it was dogbert? be honest

what an amazing night for the podcasting community, which is four celebrities and NPR 🩷

dumb brain getting in the way of your search for cosmic purpose? join the CLUB. Jess Keefe on finding spirituality under the brain rot:

Corey Beasley on whether good taste is worth cultivating:

A very satisfying holler from @sesmith.lol on algospeak and saying what we mean, new on @theflytrapmedia.com today! www.theflytrapmedia.com/algospeak-wi...

@thelindsayb.bsky.social on getting 1% worse every day:

@thelindsayb.bsky.social on getting 1% worse every day:

recapping issue 1! here's Jess Keefe on AI book theft and nerd jealousy:

HELLO new friends and enemies! we're Regular Magazine, an old-fashioned internet publication. we are probably good for fans of @typebarmagazine.bsky.social @flaminghydra.com @lukeoneil47.bsky.social @annehelen.bsky.social we love you and hope you love us a little bit! intro here: