“Guy Who Names Company After Something From Tolkien Turns Out To Be A Dangerous Tool” remains undefeated.

Just thinking about this scene today, and how a karate man bruise on the *inside*.

This only makes sense as a Prisoner’s Dilemma analysis: 1. What we say may or may not be true. 2. You may or may not believe what we say.

Bluesky is having a lot of fun at Aaron Rodgers’s expense tonight, but not as much fun as the Texans D

This is White People Taco Night Thought, it just doesn’t know it. youtu.be/_ifTBr16CGg?...

Reskeet this with your home river. Mine is the Tennessee. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenness...

Slightly diminish a band Huey Lewis and the Water-Cooler Chit-Chat

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

This is a Cotton Bowl post

Duke proved who the REAL football devils are today

My anhedonia begs to differ

There are actually four kinds of untruths: lies, damn lies, statistics, and the look on the face of a dog trying to convince you that it’s time for Second Lunch.

Yeah, a thread about guided-missile cruiser design. My brain is super-normal, don’t know what you mean

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

Very funny to see Alito complain about the court skipping full briefing and oral arguments for a quick shadow docket decision when he has signed onto innumerable orders that pull the exact same tricks and rebuked colleagues who complain about it ... www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Clearly a major point of creating the Elf on the Shelf “tradition” was to habituate future generations to perpetual surveillance.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

it's friday evening on the east coast and this has been another week of "Can You Believe This Shit"

*cries in Contracts Lawyer*

Everyone Behaves Like They’re 12 Thought bsky.app/profile/a2ko...

Everyone Behaves Like They’re 12 Thought bsky.app/profile/vitu...

They call it the golden hour because the golden evening light highlights the golden dog hair on the golden oak floor in the dining room

They’re saying from each according to his ability — and I have the best ability, a soldier came up to me and told me, tears in his eyes, she said “you saved America, sir,” she said, cold day, she had these rosy cheeks, unlike Rosie O’Donnell, no ability — to each, to each according to his needs.

Speaking as a corporate lawyer, it seems rational that you’re simply filling out a form to memorialize the true verdict, ie the grand jury vote itself. That’s clearly NOT RIGHT — although I wouldn’t have know that without reading @robinsloth.bsky.social and @kenwhite.bsky.social and other commenters

Given the state of my timeline I suspect I'm not the only one in need of an emotional support ekranoplan...

There it is Strike Fund - Starbucks Workers United share.google/pmINaeARKhjK...

Look if you don't want a ruling class made of pedophiles the easiest way to do it is to make sure you don't have a ruling class! It's just that simple! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

while we're on the subject of shitty men let's have a big round of sarcastic applause for everyone who kept misogynist shithead larry summers in positions of power and influence for decades fuck that guy

Name a movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

I look upon these works, and despair

"This is what Comicon logic masks: governance by hype cycle, media as content farm, elites hoping to cash out before anyone notices the rot." -- "Everything is Comiccon Now" by Ron Bronson blog.ronbronson.com/everything-i... (via @neathobby.com )

This campaign closes on Thursday. Dan @tomtomorrow.bsky.social plans to print only a small number of extra copies. If you’d like this five-year collection printed on heavy stock via fine North American printing, act now!

Why is Kirk a better captain than Commodore Decker, Captain Garth, Captain Tracy, etc? Because he uses his mind and doesn't resort to foolish action at the earliest difficulty

Hey, it’s the Modern Prometheus! That seems like a very good idea. Hold on, I’m getting two notes here…

If the Next Republic maintains the same Constitutional text, Congress is going to have to use its jurisdiction-stripping powers to prevent the Supreme Court from limiting the scope of Congress’s power to act under the 13th, 14th, 15th, 19th, 24th, and 26th Amendments.

Emerging from the darkness of this era will require us to acknowledge that the previous status quo, including many institutions that may have served us well in another era, have been failing for my entire lifetime.

Apologies to @aaronjames.bsky.social, but the dog took this personally. Because the dog is, in fact, an asshole*

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Sum...

“TPS” in this context meaning “Turned People Socialist”. Pre-action report, post-action report, progress against forecast — great organization, but the KPIs are No Joke.

Apparently tariffs are the 21st century version of ship money.

Another one of those, and I’m going to be “Pete Hegseth on a Tuesday” drunk

I dunno, seems like maybe they should play football instead

also, end lifetime appointments.

When they hire the new James Bond, Larry Ellison can play himself in the reboot of “Tomorrow Never Dies”

Anyway I think however your neurons fire is beautiful, as long as you don't use your particular superpowers to hurt people.

"And of course, we'll need your most solemn sparkler display. Ideally something that would pair well with the Village People?"

Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.

The Body and Blood of the Lord are shared in a reverent manner