It has been my duty as a historian to record how smelly Che Guevara was. Honestly one of the stinkiest dudes in history. He was immensely proud of this & once showed off a pair of underpants he’d been wearing for two months. They were so filthy, he won a bet that they could stand up by themselves.

We are all that man.

Hope the 30 pieces of silver were worth it.

Yes, I do hope the bill fails in the House too Lisa. But we wouldn't have to worry about that if you didn't sell out the country by being the deciding yes vote. And for what, tax breaks for whalers?

These allergies are messing up my eyes . So miserable

I am not a Catholic, but this is good news nonetheless.

I will most likely check outnhis other stuff when I have some time.

Republican voters Non voters “Abandon Kamala” pro-Hamas dummies Fake ICE hillbillies Please all go enlist. Your country needs you to go to war in the Middle East, etc.

Welp

Gonna be looking for one of these for my birthday 🍨 😂😂😂

Two-eighty mil on a steel parade, While grams eat ramen in a heatwave shade. Missiles in crates, but the fridge stay bare, She boilin’ tap, they bombin’ the air. Lobby boys feast, grandma fasts; They print war checks, but can’t cut gas. Make it make sense? Nah… Make ’em explain. #4R

You know it’s bad when even the @nytimes.com can’t cover for it

This pleases me. As few troops and vets as possible should take part in this. That will make the strongest statement against the TACO ego parade.

Posted by an LA Resident explaining Trump is making a crisis out of NOTHING, spending millions of YOUR dollars for NOTHING on a NOTHING crisis. =========================

LA is not a distraction. The Parade is not a distraction. The speech at Bragg was not a distraction. None of it is a distraction! All of it matters and there are millions of us that can focus on each of them. There are 257 Democrats on the Hill that can pound all of it. Just fucking fight!

Trump and his cronies want farm workers afraid. They know when workers fear federal agents, they're less likely to report wage theft or bad conditions. We're fighting hard against the Trump Admin's destructive, xenophobic campaign. Donate today! ufw.org/fightback #WeFeedYou

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Latino/Hispanic folk, learn what Black folk learned: the anarchists are NOT your friends. They’ll instigate the burning of your communities then go to their parents suburban homes and watch it burn on their 70 inch TV’s.

Get to know the difference between “Latino” countries like you know the differences between countries in “Europe” “Latino” is a catch-all grouping people from 33 or so nations in North, Central, & South America, and the Caribbean

How slow I walk to Mondays…

Good question.

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

Senator Joni Ernst

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

Given the literal definition of deportation is removing a foreigner or noncitizen from the country, we - journalists, media orgs - should probably all stop referring to the ‘deportation’ of a 2 year old US citizen. It’s NOT a deportation. I’m not sure what it is. A kidnapping?

Booker: Do you think we got the right to vote for women because a bunch of men on the House floor got together and said “on the count of three, women get the right to vote..” That’s not how it happened… Change doesn’t come from Washington. It comes to Washington.

HINT: TAYLOR FOODS OF CALIFORNIA....

Hello! I like you! From I am a Kitten by Ole Risom, illustrated by Jan Pfloog. 1970.

When you're immune to damage until you're not.

Raskin: We've got a guy who wants to act like a mob boss and use all of the resources of the taxpayers, all of the resources of the government in order to coerce people into doing his will

Terrorists in Guantanamo have more rights than folks who are being deported to El Salvador. That’s how grave the situation our country is in.

THIS IS THE ENERGY WE NEED!!!

Oh! Thanks for reminding me I forgot to post my traditional one:

And now, my favorite Easter tradition.

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

Χριστός Ανέστη! Anastasis, The Resurrection of Christ From Chora (Kariye), Hosios Loukas, and Daphni Monastery Today is the Holy Pascha (“Easter”), which celebrates the resurrection of Christ

Happy birthday Tim Curry, here he is saying space like nobody else could for a Command and Conquer advert #TimCurry

The Crucifixion and Resurrection of Christ from the 6th-century Syriac Rabbula Gospels Tomorrow is the Great and Holy Pascha (Easter), which celebrates the Resurrection of Christ

If you think you can't make a political issue out of "people shouldn't be grabbed off the street and put in a foreign gulag forever," maybe consider getting out of politics/punditry. And these aren't technical slogans: they appear in the Declaration of Independence and in the Constitution (twice).

What is a tv show you will defend till the end of time? 📺🖤 I actually have a few here is one :

I'm still pulling for Ukraine. Fuck Tsar Putin.

Van Hollen: And it's also important that people understand this case is not just about one man. It's about protecting the constitutional rights of everybody who resides in the United States of America.

My variant for Absolute Wonder Woman 10