Forced to improvise due to a failed United Nations teleprompter, Donald Trump opened his drool-spattered lie hole and sent Doritos-scented approximations of human speech flying like shrapnel from a shit grenade.

Just a reminder to use "enslavement" rather than "slavery" to put the emphasis on the behavior/action itself.

Tiki the AKC registered Itty Bitty Sugardog in all her fierceness . . .

How fucking cool is this @bradlander.bsky.social and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at Rosh Hashanna services and EVERYONE WAS MASKING! Kolot Chayeinu was one of the first synagogues to call for ceasefire. “The rabbi spoke extensively about the war in Gaza, calling Israel’s campaign a genocide.”

What Epstein records have not been made public?

You with the generic pfp icon, no bio and no original posts? Nope. Not gonna foller back.

What movie do you consider perfect?

The offer made to women in the enticement to become trad wives is the same as the offer made to citizens in the enticement to embrace authoritarianism: give up. Abandon the aspiration to self rule. It’s imprisonment recast as rest and relief.

“He was talking negatively about me directly… proclaiming I was involved in the great white replacement. Yeah, I’m not honoring that.” – Rep. Jasmine Crockett 👏🏽 This is courage. Period.

Bloomberg Defends NYPD's Controversial Stop And Kiss Program

Show us a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

They participate in www.toogoodtogo.com/en-us scicook.org/about/

He's peeved because he doesn't get to wear cool medals and shit.

On June 24, I began my Election Night speech by quoting Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” That's the spirit of this campaign, and our city. This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

THANK YOU! I've been trying to figure out how to say this.

James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social quoting a theologian: "I screamed at God for the starving child, until I realized the starving child was God screaming at me."

Welcome back to #StatsSunday — your statistical fix, pulled from this week’s stories. Read the story behind this stat here: reasonstobecheerful.world/bordeaux-fra...

"Before I die in that old people's home, I would rather go to a meadow and enter eternity that way," said Sister Bernadette.

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

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#CartoonCharactersInFilmsOrSongs Wilma and the Poor Boys

USA IS TOAST‼️🔥🤬 The University of California, Berkeley has given the Trump administration the names of 160 faculty members and students as part of an investigation into “alleged antisemitic incidents”, a move a targeted scholar likened to a “practice from the McCarthy era”.

Welcome to Reasons to be Cheerful, a place to stay informed about smart, effective solutions that make the world a better place. Stop by at reasonstobecheerful.world to stay informed about positive changes that don't always make the news.

Frost: We need housing not handcuffs. We have a housing crisis in this country. Every time the rent goes up $100, homelessness goes up 9%… We shouldn’t be criminalizing homeless people for the failures of government

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Age verification? We had something like this and I was terrified of it as a 5 yr old. The squeezy part is called a "mangle".

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God help me… I started watching 24. Cover me …I’m going in.

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_I_...

There are so many hot guys here waiting for rotisserie chicken.

No rotisserie chix at my nearest Costco until Nov(remodel). Gonna have to go to the one that is >gasp< What?!? 2 miles closer?

#MoviesForAutumn Full Metal Hoodie

When Trump announced the latest Kennedy Center honorees he went on a bit of a tangent about ceilings, water pumps and basements. This is a reading of his comments (100% accurate) without his face or voice.

HEADS UP, Y'ALL!! www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

We’ve compiled a few essential tips, drawn from the experiences of on-the-ground activists and immigrant rights groups. Guide: lataco.com/documenting-...

Riding the Pacific Surfliner reminds me that “estuary” is one of my favorite words. @waywordradio.org

Returning to the Home feed is taking me to the top again, not where I was when I left to check Notifications. Browser, not app. Ugh. @support.bsky.team

not to brag, but i can still fit into my high school fetal position.