Happy Christmas if you celebrate, happy almost-midnight if you don’t. I’m struggling with grief and the responsibilities that are overwhelming this year, and yet my bestie Hope remains true. Blessings, darlings. All the blessings.

A champagne Vespa you say?

I am the only one in my house that is so happy about this.

Kyle Field is such a fun place to watch a game if it’s not your team they’re playing.

the hoes have a second reason to be mad

Oklahoma still can't beat an SEC team in the playoffs 😎

Hey y’all

LIKE I SAID. RMFT.

Lolll Hollywood got one finally!

TOUCHDOWNNNNN ALABAMAAAAAAAA

rule of cool. it was a cool catch. therefore it is a catch. fun police go home.

If you think that shouldn't be a catch, you're a cop

Bernard is a WITCH

Shades of Prothro

HOW TF DID HE CATCH THAT OMG

HORTON HEARS A WOOHOOOOOO

May these refs always find their sunglasses smudged beyond repair.

OMG HE FINALLY TUCKED IT AND RAN AHHHHHHHHHH

TYVM OU 🫶

DEFENSE SO SEXY

TOUCHDOWNNNNN ALABAMAAAAAA

POSITIVE RUSHING YARD STAT WOOHOOOO

May these refs return home to find their shower curtains moldy and smelly.

May these refs find only coal in their stockings.

FUCK YEAH PICK SIX SPARKLEBELT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok but did y’all see the OU fella help Ty up? Love a good sportsmanship moment.

FUCK YEAH WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT SPARKLEBELT THERE YALL

OMG TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNN ALABAMAAAAAAA

CUEVAS!! MY MAN!!

OMG WHAT A CATCH!!

Here’s the thing. I appreciate that everyone has the super hot take that we don’t belong here. None of us thought we do either. But here we are and I hope we win. You would too if it was your team. Roll motherfucking Tide.

Hey positive rushing yards!

Hi Cuevas!

I mean. It’s still early y’all. Let’s give ‘em a minute to settle in.

LOOK AT OUR STUNNING QUEEN HOLLY ROWE

Roll Tide, fam!

Inhaling aerosolized stove top cleaner is probably fine right?

honestly, this is what every ohio state fan sounds like when they say THE:

lol someone is apologizing to me for canceling plans. You never have to do that, I don’t actually want to leave my house.

Chat, if someone drops an 8a virtual meeting for tomorrow on your calendar at 641p today do you have to show? We are both Director level, though he’s finance so probably outranks me a bit.

Is Puzzlesky a thing? These are the best ones in the world and will ruin all other puzzles for you (complimentary).

Here’s my hot take for today: When preparing a meal, you are more likely to injure yourself with a dull knife than a sharp one.

Also, please do not mistake my caping for Alabama as: (1) believing they're good and deserve to be here (2) endorsing the bizarre calculus the committee uses (3) thinking Kalen DeBoer is a great coach It boils down to, "I'd rather my team be in the playoff, than not in it" and that makes sense.

Hold up there’s going to be a Project Hail Mary movie?!?!? This is awesome!!

I’d like to get to the part of this movie where we find some upstart high school coach who proves to be the second coming.

At what point do we ask for a running clock?

“If I’m to speak for myself, I’ll tell you that the universe is twice as big as we think it is and you’re the only one that made that idea less devastating.”

This seems less than ideal at the moment.