Drury, on the Sky commentary is doing my head in as always. Why does he think mindlessly repeating player's full names until someone scores is some kind of high drama entertainment. FFS change it up man!

Joelinton was excellent today, Bruno was great and Tonali was better than he's been again. The back 5 were fine, Thiaw and Miles awesome, Hall a little off it. The wingers were collective bollocks, though Barnes wasn't too bad when he came on. The two strikers did their thing pretty well. Decent.

Can I just say, Joe Willock, what the fuck was that?? 🤣 #nufc

Reform UK won’t say ‘private’ when talking about the NHS. Richard Tice is calling it ‘independent’: "Instead of giving £26bn to the already bloated wasteful NHS, we proposed easing pressure on the health service by incentivising those who can afford to pay more to go independent with a tax break."

Something has gone seriously wrong. We now have three hostile superpowers in the world and one of them is supposed to be our ally. Russia invades Ukraine. America and China is apparently cool with that. US invades Venezuela; Russia and China are apparently cool with that. So next.... China?

Ten years ago, inspired by the return of my childhood interest in birds, I set myself a target: see 200 British species in a year. The result was this book. Through 2026 I’ll be revisiting it, month by month. If you want to join me, just subscribe to my newsletter. levparikian.substack.com

The first #supermoon of 2026

Seems like the moon was just showing off this afternoon.

Bloody cold out there today, but got some quality time with a very showy goldcrest, bold red squirrels, and a great spotted woodpecker. #birds

Why the fuck are giant beef Hula Hoops just round Monster Munch?

Vote Reform..?

If you're complaining about the ending of #StrangerThings then I think you missed the point of it really. The last season wasn't the best, hell, half the last episode wasn't perfect. But the ending? The ending was amazing. Choked me up right when I didn't expect it. Lovely stuff. Ode to D&D.

Entering the "eat all the tasty calorific food in the house to prepare for my diet" phase of the new year 😂

2026, how many more will tread this path?

Wow people don't half get wound up about bugger all. Usually it's after loss, but apparently also after a win that breaks a run of defeats and derails the chances of getting what they presumably want.

We twice carved out beautiful sweeping moves culminating in fantastic chances for two wingers who promptly put their shots into orbit. The moves were great. The finishing will improve after a few home wins when their arses collectively unclench. #nufc

We needed that. A win. Any kind of win. But a win with 3 goals is welcome. Hopefully we can kickstart our season with a few upcoming home games and get the wheels back on. #nufc

The only thing saving us from how badly we are playing is how awful they have been in front of goal. #nufc

The warning signs couldn't be more obvious if the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse were in the field and we are doing fuck all about it. #nufc

For any of you wondering if we could manage to fuck this up. It's entirely possible. #nufc

Avatar 3 was excellent viewing. Sure it gets very similar to 2 towards the end and there are a couple of expeditious cuts at odd places to stop it going into 2 movies, but in 3D it was a riveting ride from start to finish. Action scenes incredible. Catch it while it's still in cinemas.

7 blocked shots and 11 corners. No goals. Sometimes your shit luck reinforces your shit form. We need to catch a break and we need one soon. #nufc

Can't wait to get that lovely PGMOL apology letter to add to our collection tomorrow. Smashing. #nufc

Giving them the three points there will cost us massively, but it's exactly the result my gut told me we'd get this morning. The only shock there was that they didn't score a second. This is a real shitty streak now and no mistake. Signings could freshen it up, we'll see. #nufc

Gordon has been incredibly sloppy in this game. Ramsay was no better, Murphy had a few moments. Overall we seemed to have tried too hard to force passion at times and coughed up breakaways too easily. It's all too tense and nervy. They won't relax until they start to score though. 😬

What an absolute jigsaw this team is. Classic Lee Clarke throwback there. #nufc

Man Utd might as well sneak another player on, it's not like the ref will ever do anything about it!

I see Zirkzee goes to ground every single time he jumps for a header in the box. Criminal.

Some things never change. The opposition don't get penalties at Old Trafford.

Not enjoying the way they're running through central midfield like it's not there. #nufc

Well.... fuck.

Lewis Hall: casually dribbles past 5 Man Utd players in midfield. Sky Commentators: ____

Man Utd v #NUFC tonight. Can't believe the PL has scheduled a game with significant public transport issues for travelling fans. How are all the Man Utd fans supposed to get to Manchester?

Just watched Edgar Wright's Running Man. It was watchable, it wasn't bad, but in many ways it just underscores the lack of punch, charisma and straight up star power in current cinema. We really seem to lack actors with the ability to be a franchise player just now and the studios are lacklustre

This is the lovely Nigel Farage. The photographer gave him a message before he went to support the Boxing Day hunt. He’d hate it if people shared this and signed the petition for a proper ban on fox hunting - protectthewild.org.uk/our-campaign...

Lmao...🎶😅🎶🤣🎶

The dumbest of dumbfucks have chosen their representative.

And another ballot fail. There is definitely something wrong with this system. It's clearly not fair and there's obviously something up with its algorithm. @nufctrust.bsky.social up to something like 35 league fails on the trot here.

Fabulous news and another promise kept. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is the correct take. I don't do requests.

What is the deal with this damn flu coming back over and over again? It just won't bugger off!

I've failed in a few more ballots since I last mentioned them. Still zero wins in two seasons except first carabao cup match. Pathetic. #nufc

Miley early on looked shaky at the back and they went at him relentlessly. But he kept his shit together, grew into the game and began to exert an influence in attack culminating in a nice chance that created the corner he scored from. Well done that lad. #nufc

I enjoyed the way the defender's massive two-handed shove propelled Miley towards the ball as it flew in his direction. #nufc

Two days until the deadline for release of the Epstein files, which means two days until the Venezuelan War begins.

Sorry guys, I know I’ve been quiet this week, but I’ve been recovering from shaking too many hands

Lads, that was not the cup final. You just beat a team performing really badly by a goal your team didn't score. Maybe ease up on the celebrations.

That was fucking rank. But if you think Eddie Howe has any chance of being fired before the end of the season I've got a monorail to sell you. #nufc