Alito's father was an Italian immigrant. Or a "birth tourist" according to Alito himself.

Submitted without a hint of disagreement..

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There’s always a tweet….or 4

“If you zoom in on the guitarist’s sunglasses you can see a crowd of less than a dozen people… the organizers appear to have recently deleted that image.” 😬 🕶️

That cartoon I posted was altered, so I deleted it. This is the original. I’d still post it it. Still legit!

truth

Cartoon by Bill Schorr

It's so good to see an uncensored true letterbox version of #BlazingSaddles on #TMC tonight

Funny you should say that; it was in the original, then I changed it

I can't believe President Fucknugget still even invites this comparison.

I love World Cup Hockey!

Phang: I have standing to be able to get Todd Blanche to comply with Judge Sullivan’s order, which is now telling him that on or before July 2nd, he either has to put up or shut up. He either has to bring forth unredacted files or show cause as to why he should not or cannot do so.

3 for 3.

Cartoonist: Adam Zyglis

Trump's name is GONE from the Kennedy Center... look at that clean wall!

The bipartisan housing bill limits the ability of corporate landlords to maximize profits. This is why Trump doesn’t like it. (H/T @atrupar.com )

and now we wait…

Remembering the great Graham Greene, trailblazing Grammy-winning & Oscar-nominated Canadian First Nations actor and recording artist on his 74th birthday, acclaimed for roles in DANCES WITH WOLVES, THUNDERHEART, DIE HARD WITH A VENEGEANCE, THE GREEN MILE, TRANSAMERICA, NORTHERN EXPOSURE, and more.

#DataCenters You know what to do.

Anytime any respectable journalist mentions our two chief negotiators with Iran, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, they should note both receive sizeable paychecks from Middle Eastern nations with deep equities in these talks. It is a fundamental corruption.

Everybody is also fully aware that weapons inspections were part of the deal Obama struck with Iran in 2015, which you tore up in 2018. These last 8 years without inspection are your fault, so there’s no credit or praise for reinstating them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Algae Zeera is on it

FACT CHECK: TRUE

Jimmy Kimmel has announced that Rosie O'Donnell will temporarily guest-host his late-night show during his two-month sabbatical starting this month. She will be one of several guest hosts. Kimmel knows Trump probably hates O'Donnell more than Kimmel. Masterful trolling. 5 out of 5 stars. No notes.

Thanks,Governor Newsom......

"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA

Yes indeed and you'll be in the history books.

BREAKING: Police releases photo of the criminal who vandalized the Reflecting Pool:

The science of algae blooms. What Trump never learned in his high school science class.

A trail of destruction. Imagine their reaction if Obama had done even one of these things.

What two scenes have the same vibe. I'll go first:

It’s funny because it’s wrong

Tech experts just cut open the new $499 "American-made" phone and exposed a massive illusion. It's a cheap, 2-year-old Chinese device painted gold—and the flag on the back only has 11 stripes! See the unbelievable teardown: 👇 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/so-much-fo...

Maybe instead of renaming the “Department of Defense” the “Department of War” Pete should have more accurately called it the “Department of Expensive Humiliation”

New lawsuit just filed challenging Tommy Tuberville’s eligibility to run for Governor in Alabama because he’s a … Florida man.

Trump's body makes some sort of horrible sound while he rants about the "rigged election"

In this photo there is a Princeton University graduate and a Harvard Law School graduate. Michelle Obama is both.

Historically, the GOP, now known as the Magat Party has never been fiscally responsible when it's in power.

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Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

Got polio?

RODNEY DANGERFIELD’s grave at Westwood Village Memorial Park — Los Angeles “There Goes The Neighborhood”