Screaming

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Noem’s masked anonymous Federal agents have killed three Americans They are illegally conducting surveillance of Americans exercising their First and Second Amendment rights And they are arresting people who should not be arrested.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

In a massive upset that no one saw coming, Democrats just flipped a key seat in one of the most Republican-dominated states in America! Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to stop it, but the voters had other plans. This is the blueprint for 2026! 🌊

Also going to be a HUGE info scoops for enemies with deep pockets and a rapidly scalable industrial base, to know what they need to do to outperform the US military now.

Artist: @dccartoonist.bsky.social

You couldn’t make this up. And if you did, everyone would say it’s too much.

If Iran has a full copy of the Epstein Files, they should release them. They’ll do more damage than any ballistic missile.

He originally said was going to cost $200 million. Then he said $250 million. Then $300 million. But now it's going to come in under budget at $400 million.

Eisenhower

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

But they said he was “The peace president.” 🥴

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever. Didn't go to war in Iran. DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

Those who live in glass concentration camps shouldn’t throw stones.

In Europe, they’re making arrests over the Epstein scandal. In America, the regime’s making redactions and hiding evidence.

While Lauren Boebert is snapping pictures of Hillary Clinton in a closed-door deposition… This is the only photograph of a First Lady that matters when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein. Depose Melania.

To recap in advance.

Fuck #Reddit and their lame AI

@malonespeaking.bsky.social here's a good one... abc6onyourside.com/news/nation-...

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

SHOWN: A banner on the U.S. Department of Justice building reads "Make America Safe Again" with an image of America's greatest danger.

For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.

Should your esteemed constabulary be inclined to cross the pond, we are in possession of a most splendid catalogue of miscreants (which we would be delighted to preserve in like confidentiality) for your good offices to apprehend.

Re: Nick Shirley’s big California *expose*

"I always enjoyed watching us beat Indiana" -- Barack Obama roasts Reggie Miller

If Pam Bondi was a waitress.

Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

James Comer spent years and millions of taxpayer dollars trying and failing to prove that there was a policy connection between Hunter’s appointment to the Burisma board in 2014 and his VP dad. But Comer won’t spend a day or a dollar investigating this.

Awww...this stinks #RossTheBoss #TheDictators www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...

LMAOOOOO😂😂🤣

Congressman wants to round up and deport people who liked Bad Bunny’s show. This is the Republican Party.

Ghislaine Maxwell got into jail for engaging in pedophilia and sex trafficking. Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion. I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.

Now we learn from Reps of both parties who saw the unredacted Epstein files today that Trump, Bondi, & Blanche are covering up the absolute worst things in the Epstein files to protect the wealthy, powerful and politically connected. DOJ is being run by criminal co-conspirators.

Trump’s best friend Jeff Epstein was worried about Trump’s dementia way back in 2017. How bad do you think it is now?

Quite possibly the worst #SuperBowl logo ever... it's so distracting on the field...I'm waiting for a mariachi band to come out #SB60 #SuperbowlLX

They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”

*Redacted* Bowl

Wow — Carlos caught DHS/Noem using a guy who never lived in 🇺🇸 to show how many “worst of the worst” they’ve arrested. He was arrested in Colombia in 2019. How many others have they done this with? 🤥 The lies are endless. Nobody should believe a word they say.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Name them shame them

He’s the stupid people’s President.