why is napster showing up in my work email but mostly lol wtf is this and how did they know i was seeking a bold new brand at the intersection of AI, commerce, and culture? and yearning for consumer-facing AI tools?

could not write a funnier bit

formally announcing the relaunch of Gregron and our new Pillars: 1) Sorry: when I invariably wrong you, please apologize if you get mad 2) Financial Independence & Transparency: for me to remain financially independent, pay me direct 3) ETHICS: Exploiting Tricks to Help Income & Corporate Success

“forgiveness” (as in you, Joe Public, need to forgive us) is the funniest corporate pillar i’ve ever seen

Oh I'm not getting into any internet discussion of Hunter Biden being pardoned thanks. I'm gonna go think about the time there was an Ask Jeeves float in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade

michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day

Today I wrote the meanest thing I’ve ever said about Ryan Day. I don’t think he can prove me wrong in the next 15 minutes, but he can sure go a long way towards proving me right. mgoblog.com/content/punt...

the michigan-ohio state experience today

i diiiiid write a follow-up to the previous, moderately apocalyptic newsletter. i am pumped as heck to build on it. open.substack.com/pub/greg/p/o...

pretty enticing ad here. almost can’t afford not to click!

@itsthereal.bsky.social hey jack antonoff!

is there a nuzzle-ish feed on this app yet?!

i often forget about tears for fears and then am reminded of tears for fears and then can only listen to tears for fears youtu.be/VAtGOESO7W8?...

absolutely wrecking my follower ratio on here

sheesh. best team in football. best team on bluesky.

i finally wrote something again and hey! it will provide no solace, no answers, and no hope. but at least i wrote something so i guess that’s something. open.substack.com/pub/greg/p/i...

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cfb multiview delivers every week

i’m thankful to have had to miss the first half of this osu/psu game because wowwwwwww. 10/10 just incredible depths of garbage

really love the ability to watch college football with multiview!

wow hey it's @jaredcarneson.bsky.social. welcome!

had salmon and broccolini for dinner. sipped on some sparkling water. put the kids to bed and then absolutely housed a box of cheddar bunnies and made a huge glass of lemonade. saved the good shit for me hahaha

i would kill for a reborn nuzzle

loving this person's energy, flaming their god daughter's parents in a review for an elmo potty training book

a super cut of michael babaro saying “hmmm”

i wrote about The Blog Era, a really important podcast recounting the hip-hop blogs of 2008-2012. the blogs changed the music game and we need more storytelling about periods like it. https://greg.substack.com/p/the-blog-era-and-telling-internet#details

has NBA twitter merged over to this place yet?

thought the ads were showing up already smh

you can do it! you can beat the timer! you can type those 6 little numbers in before the app generates a new code!

“STOP” and “UNSUBSCRIBE:” one man’s absolutely futile quest to remove himself from all political texts and emails, every fucking election cycle

#computers #nerdculture #nerdlife

i am in charge of bluesky. if there’s anything about it that you don’t like, let me know and i’ll change it

just got the DNA test results back confirming my 2-year old twins are identical so naturally this is where my mind headed https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2012/08/true-crime-with-twins-can-identical-twins-get-away-with-murder.html

everybody do the siren dance!

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pretty much making this a Cat account. she’s stunning

One feature this site could use to differentiate itself from twitter is a basketball tag automatically added to posts about basketball so I know that when someone posts “oh noooooooo” it isn’t because they just saw a bridge collapse

anyways, here’s Cat

shoutout to the legend @lanie.bsky.social