“web scale” but its calcification not capacity

It's snowing outside here in Minnesota ❄️ - time for some indoor fun! Make your own paper snowflake! See it fold! Download it! My latest side project: supersnowflakemaker.com I'm still actively working on features - let me know if you run into any issues!

This is the vibe. Wild turkey does not give a fuck. www.startribune.com/the-triumph-...

this is a wild one, but if any of you iOS devs/expo devs/React Native folks out there have encountered this, it would be a big help:

This pumpkin spice popcorn? Really good. First bite is super off putting but the second bite is incredible.

classic miata vibe no notes

The moment when your washing machine and dryer each finish running about 5 seconds apart and it’s like they’re singing in a round

good for him! work-life balance is so important

just ordered a pack o’ these bad boyz to give away at our next javascriptmn.com event on Dec 4! catch you there?

Chili crisp and oranges on a bagel. Nice.

Man, sometimes the world seems pretty bleak, and other times you read that The Onion bought InfoWars. www.everytown.org/press/the-on...

made my first ham radio contact today (on a local 70cm repeater) and dang was that ever wholesome

six years since I started my company (going independent) and nine years since I’ve been in tech, wild stuff.

I have a weird knack for being recognized by people who don’t know me at all. Happened again today! Generic face syndrome strikes again.

Have some pierogi and goulash

at this point i just hope that barbie and oppenheimer are the same movie. like absolutely identical.

a shrine to cows

tired: no man’s sky tired: no mind’s eye

I'd like to add you to my unprofessional network on BlueSky

a subwoofer implies the existence of a superwoofer

adding this to the mayonnaise discourse https://www.startribune.com/mayo-unveils-billion-dollar-expansion-in-rochester/600280259/

new kind of guy just dropped: “guy who confuses wes anderson’s “asteroid city” with christopher nolan’s “oppenheimer”

brandon v28 release notes: - improved resilience due to optimized rest cycle - two new bread recipes - new, improved vibes - support for french and german languages - bug fixes and performance improvements

*seeing any group of 40-somethings in Portland* oh shit is that The Decemberists

I’m sick of everyone being brought down, especially on Memorial Day weekend, where we honor the Beastie Boys who fought and possibly died for our right to party

flowers to the left veggies to the right here i am: stuck in the middle with you

brandon v28 drops next week. prepping the changelog now.

I'm an adventurous eater, but even I draw the line here

i still own hypeyeast.com, maybe i should fire up the ol baking blog

why is it that all the best house tracks sample somebody talking about what house music is. “house music…is music…for the house *beat drop*”

max by hbo max for hbo by hbo max in collaboration with hbo max for hbo by hbo max

wait, so is a person named Max sending this email, or is Max, the Brand™ sending this email? is Max, the Brand™, a person?!

the most fire fit this szn: suiting by tyvek

posting tostada on main

tired: imposter syndrome wired: i’m poster syndrome

I regularly have these same two conversations with different types of engineers: Ruby person: how the fuck do JavaScript apps even work? It’s polyfills all the way down JavaScript person: how the fuck does Ruby work? It’s magic all the way down Me: *puts out a cigarette* let me tell you a story

you call it a portfolio revamp, i call it a quarter-life crisis

mainstream headline: big boat stops moving in shoreline-involved incident

major comma splice energy in my writing today

on a plane but will update isboatnomove.com asap

good morning bluesky it’s coffee time

registering lexus.nexus and giving it to a forum for lexus owners

me: hey my a/c isn’t working bldg: crickets me: hey it’s been a week what’s up? bldg: crickets me: i’m just gonna keep fussing with it bldg: crickets me: ok weird, after trying ten days in a row it started working again, you can close the ticket _two weeks pass_ bldg: HEY I’LL BE THERE IN FIVE

grain belt goose

same energy

goood morning bluesky, how’s your saturday

oops forgot my traditional new social network christening:

hell yeah we got our own da share zone now

migraine vibes, who else is feeling it