Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police

uhh what are we doin here folks

Chicagoans should drop The Bean into Lake Michigan on New Year’s We need a central time celebration

I’m sure that there’s some datapoint from 2011 that shows boosted conversion rates on political fundraising texts/emails that appear “from the candidate”, but in 2026 I’d really like to challenge some consultant to just try sending normal msgs like you’d get from your local community non-profit

Excise those demons, Sam

Went to Costco, didn’t get a hot dog #growth

I swear Matt Eberfluss has been changing his appearance every season so you think he’s a different guy

Rivers is about to own a bunch of new NFL records like “First grandfather to throw a touchdown”, “Grandfather sacked the most”, etc.

In that phase of the side-project cycle where I'm not interested in working on any of my unfinished projects, I want to start something new, but I can't think of anything in particular. Just vague notions of Rust-this, RP2040-that, etc.

Intrusive thought: Mike Tomlin to the Bills, Kevin Stefanski to the Steelers?

really need my three sink room, but only if it’s next to my one sink room, that’s next to my guest bath I will be using the toilet in the Coat Bath ONLY and bathing in the mudroom laundry coat closet

These games are terrible, back to playing Mass Effect lol

[sighs in Vikings fan]

I don’t know if we’ll even get to see much of Brosmer today given this Seattle front

I've played around w/ Svelte every now and again, but Svelte v5 is the first time I've felt like it's something I would enjoying building on. It's got some nice ideas it seemingly borrowed from Ember and feels pretty ergonomic. Intuitive enough. Powerful primitives.

Always Give to the Max Day, and never Give to Max Day

Making a (probably) final MGBC out of remaining parts, and just discovered the shell I bought for it months ago is the non-IPS version, so now I need to wait for a new one On the plus side, everything worked first test, so all the hard bits are done (sans placing a ferrite array for the link port)

need to send JJ to Josh Allen’s mechanics guy

Title is a bit harsh, but article resonated with me based on what I've also been feeling in open-source that last few years (since 2021 or so, maybe before that): ficd.sh/blog/your-pr...

I bet I could’ve done that Broncos punt (derogatory)

not enough trick-or-treaters showed up to take all of our candy, so here I am in my 30s with a sugar rush

working my brunch-themed CCR parody album: “I wanna knowwww, have you eaten Quiche Lorraine?”

another Thursday night game, another Thursday shouting at me TV asking “wtf are you saying, Kirk Herbstreit”

Max Brosmer has played more football in the last 18 months than either JJ or Carson Wentz, just saying

I can tell I’m getting older because I watch TV standing up now

Remembering a bit from a Paul Ryan interview 10+ years ago (maybe the one with his weird gym photoshoot) where he said RATM was his favorite band

my theory is that they just take the designs from the Aldi Nord’s and our cars are just too big for ‘em

Ruby Central said some really concerning things today. I don’t think they’re representing the situation accurately. andre.arko.net/2025/10/09/t...

gogo-gb update: I have color, mostly kinda working. Here's Pokemon Yellow & Pokemon Crystal

Oh this is going to be a MESSY game

These dolphins alt unis have a real “inverted color on Mac OS X 10.5” vibe to them

The LEGO DMG is pretty cool! Stand is a nice touch. LEGO knows their audience! Here it is next to my DMG Color:

Carson Wentz continues to be Carson Wentz and do Carson Wentz things. “Wentzing”, if you will.

Yeah, Nailor on Jalen Ramsey wasn’t going to go well

hmm food cart competition must’ve heated up since I was last there

manifesting Greg Dortch 100yd receiving

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

the Internet was better when it was primarily a place you went to goof off we all should’ve stuck with Firefox in 2008

This might be cope, but I think I’d chock that game up to JJ still getting up to NFL speed, coupled with OL injuries (losing Kelly was massive for the protections I think). J.J. was under duress all night and it felt like they didn’t plan for it all and give him any easy answers

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

As a Vikings fan with both JJMC and Caleb in dynasty, this all went about the best it could

All-22 of this game is going to be an interesting watch

Man the way that JJ just ran through/underneath Hockenson to get that TD. DOG!

And all it took was doing the thing KOC says he always wants to do but doesn’t ever actually do: running the damn ball better to set up the play action

Man JJ will just stand in there and deliver

Who in the NFL does not have a hamstring injury currently?

ESPN ads are like one notch above YouTube rando AI slop ads

Too early take: both of these guys are jittery