Swiss Renard is too handsome to have to deal with 30 extra minutes. He’s gonna sweat out his silk press

Just go to PKs

rooting for pharaohs? Moses is rolling over in his grave

Messi is the 11th plague

Things can unravel so quickly in best-of-3. Naomi had two game points to hold serve at 4-4. Then she missed that easy swinging volley and that was all she wrote. Crucially, Muchova was doing better on her own first and second serve points.

Good match, muchova. Lot to like about Osaka's tourney. WTA still carrying lol

A star for a Star 🌟 In one of our favorite supporter traditions, @chicagolocal134.com adopts a star in honor of the player they recognize each month. This month, it’s Mal’s turn to shine. Congratulations to our #9 on being named Chicago Local 134’s Star of the Month! 🩵✨

LMAO

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Lets goooo CoCo!!

coco through to the semis. osaka-muchova up next 👀

Talking heads really had people thinking Belgium was shit

Too much dip on the chip

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congratulations or condolences in advance. i ain't reading all that

If you want to talk about something other than the FIFA Red Card Situation (great band name), we are talking about architecture on Thursday.

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Ah man salute to a legend

I can't believe that was just a round of 16 match.

I still left today with something even if England won

Anyway, Gabriel got dunked on and sent home. Good day IMO

I would put this Mexico vs England game up there with the likes of Italy vs Brazil (1982), France vs Brazil (1986) and Germany vs Italy (2006). This was a classic.

Jude and Pickford hooped

1 and 5/6ths bluey episodes of stoppage time

it’s always funny to see European teams drawn into CONCACAF nightmares

raul gave me three separate heart attacks with that runup

Absolute fucking cinema

English men with a mwc red card. Football heritage

Alright being serious: Mexico were controlling the game, before the individual talent of England showed up in a shockingly short space of time, before Mexico highlighted why they're still competitive in this (Image via @futi.live)

Paws-a de hidratación 💦 (in vintage NWSL cup for that ol' Yurcak Field zing)

They got ACTIVE in that 2nd quarter gotdamn

Arroz con pollo >>> Declan rice

Really gotta be an all-time stadium atmosphere in, like, all of sports history in the Azteca tonight

Holy shit LFG

a Reilyn Turner goal too? Portland Bruins eating

was hilarious when they were all lined up smallest to tallest.

My uncle went out in CDMX to watch the game and just sent us this video 💀🇲🇽

Peter Crouch was the funniest looking footballer

A Jayden Perry goal you say? Lol Portland Bruins 💛💙

Hire me to hold an umbrella for jules breach you cowards

Ive been to 3 Chicago Stars home games, and seen 3 home wins.

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD (COMPLIMENTARY)

FULL TIME!!! THE CHICAGO STARS BEAT SECOND PLACE UTAH 3-2! THE MAGIC OF THE GLIZZY SCARF!!!!!

The last shall be first and the first shall be last ass league. I love it

The possession football disciples say you don't retain possession just for the sake of possession. Norway did exactly that. They held the ball just so Brazil wouldn't have it, happy to just pass it and go nowhere forever. They hardly made a speculative cross or pass in attack. Genius. Discipline.

SAM MF'N STAAB

"What are you gonna do, Staab me?" - Team that was Staabed

I have enough hate for all of us. #HaterFirst lmao

Coco Gauff taps her wrist as she knocks out Belinda Bencic two minutes before the curfew ⏱️