ok we’re doing funny tweets again so I’ll do a thread of just stuff that’s already on my phone.

dang, rayadas might really be back. this is troubling to me as a hater www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfxD...

this might have been the best use of the crying jordan meme IMO. multiple levels here

crying jordan meme. so hard to pick just one, but crying jordan on the uga mascot lives rent free in my brain

fade in the water yielded so many gems

oh the ray allen tweet LMAO

GOAL! 16' — U. Kanu scores for Cruz Azul W. Atlético San Luis W 1–2 Cruz Azul W. Liga MX Femenil #atleticosanluisw #cruzazulw

ucla wbb in the final four. the atlanta baseball club visiting the d-backs. i should be in phx this weekend but alas no. i am NEVER making plans in advance ever again lmao

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TELL DC DONT RUN FROM THIS FADE

how they gonna keep chris sale healthy? drake baldwin is the only good drake.

Still light here, but Chag Pesach Sameach to all my Jewish siblings. I hope you got your cleaning done.

Bunny: (to Hemp) "Ms. Tucked In Shirt and Cold-Weather Shorts just rocked up." Hemp: "Shhh! She's right beside you!" Coffey: "Bunny, you know I'm standing next to you, right? And I can hear you." Casparij: "Did you like my teapot goal celebration, Sam? 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout!'"

not sure how this escalated, but that's enough wordle for the day

i need an emotional support donut and those weren't even my teams

Renée Slegers got the uwcl juice tho

don't apologize now fucking clown

Nüsken, come to City. i know exactly whose locker(s) i'd clean out to make it happen

you gotta be fucking kidding me

mccabe pulled her hair big dawg

bronze gonna shove hinds, then flop. come on lmao

absolute cinema

chris wittyngham is good

um.....

Oh thank god Bayern beating Manchester United broke the spell. No longer Premier Pilled

i hope it's their last. i want them to get ready to speak subway eat fresh footlong with a side of cookies cup for the foreseeable future ❤️🙏🏾

UWCL 2025-26 QF 2nd leg Bayern 2-1 Man Utd Viggósdóttir 81 Malard 11 Dallmann 84 Bayern advance to the Semi Final two quick goals from corners in 3 minutes seal the passage to face Barcelona or Real Madrid, United couldn't replicate the 1st half as Bayern stepped up

city women better not be cheap this offseason istg

If you're going to the World Cup Fan Fest in KC on the WW1 Museum lawn this summer, go inside the museum and see this exhibit, explaining how the world is connected thru football. kansascity.com/sports/fifa-world-cup/article315255757.html#storylink=cpy

angel city legend vanessa gilles

lol players are still willing to go there despite ratliffe saying terrible shit. it doesn't take much to build a deep, competitive woso squad in europe (relative to ALL the money flowing through football)

i'm a yanited hater but not fortifying that squad in the summer was malpractice

Jamoose and Jameese

in this week's Don't Rock The Inbox, a long overdue with the wonderful Croy of Croy and the Boys!!! the second installment of our protest music series www.dontrocktheinbox.com/croy-and-the...

LigamxFemenil 🇲🇽 Result Leon 3-3 Toluca Soto 30 Henry 53 Garcia 42 Erceg 72 Cortes 45+3 Paví 90+7 Manuela Paví stunning equaliser rounds off another Toluca comeback in a enthralling 3-3 draw.

EMPATE En un vibrante encuentro, León y Toluca repartieron puntos 🔥😮‍💨 Goles: 🦁 Rubí Soto, Marissa García y Selene Cortés 😈 Amandine Henry, Abby Erceg y Manuela Pavi. #LigaBBVAMXFemenil #FutFem

i respect leon for attacking until the bitter end and not going to the corner.......but that ending was chaotic lol

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LOL here we go

excuse me?! 👀👀

Since it's Trans Day of Visibility I want to spotlight Mara Gómez, the first transgender woman to play in Argentina's Primera División when she joined Estudiantes de la Plata in 2021.

It's Trans Day of Visibility and I wrote about how visibility without protection is a trap, and it often seems like the loudest calls for us to be visible are coming from those who have done nothing to protect us. www.coyotemedia.org/im-supposed-...

Very important to see a professional women’s sports league post in support of TDOV

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Trans panic is a scam ✌️ www.theguardian.com/football/202...

stop zooming in on folks crying