Does this lady moisturize her face with some kind of wax?

I don’t know how it tastes but “butternaise” sounds kinda obscene

If you’re a 7’4” basketball player you should have to play in lead shoes

we did it, Zo

Someone literally said fuck it there’s too many just destroy all of it

What would they give you if you took this head into Antiques Roadshow?

I could not do this. I could not stand there and watch that thing try to close the door and not get irritated af and close the damn door myself

I think about Jerry Lundegard quite a bit. There’s a lot of Jerry in our predicament, small men enabling unscrupulous people and setting forces in motion they have no control over with terrible results. He’s as american as apple pie

Cris Collinsworth is kind of a tool but I like how he dresses

It's not just the straw placement , but it's that "Your move" look on his face

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

If you disregard the power lines and whatnot the sunset today was brilliant

Beautiful day for a protest! People showed out Redlands, heart of the IE

No curry? These people are fucking insane

It it makes it tougher for teenage boys to knock up their girlfriends im gonna say the low sperm count thing is a positive

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Can we make drinking THC infused beverages mandatory? Let’s give that a try

We spend our money on tubby brown shirts while other countries are doing this

who the fuck is amoeba earnhardt

Who wants to cook up a deviated septum fraud scheme?

I swear i thought the Little Feat song Fat Man in a Bathtub was about Jim Morrison

WALTER LANTZ: what should i name my cartoon bird ANIMATOR: boner bonedick WALTER LANTZ: what no ANIMATOR: stiffy stiffwang WALTER LANTZ: absolutely not ANIMATOR: woody woodpecker WALTER LANTZ: i love it

They’ve been doing it for years but i still get a kick out of the Dead playing on the outtros on Fox playoff baseball broadcasts #gratefuldead

This aligns with my theory that if you drink hard enough for long enough you will eventually do something really stupid www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Fucking Teoscar! Hell yes #dodgers

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In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

Folks, it says here French fries and potato chips are good for you so have at it. And no i will not be considering contrary evidence

Just look at this asshole

Got vaxxed and took a Tylenol.

“A time of whatever”. Deep, bro. Deep

The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet

I am not a fan of MMA. A brutal blood sport, imo. I am, however, a fan of boxing. There’s a vibe to the big heavyweight fights that doesnt happen anywhere else. If you feel the same at all, this a good article about a classic fight. Enjoy www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

My dog does a good job avoiding her poop but doesnt see to mind standing in her pee

What are the chances Homan never told his wife about the 50k and spent it on the most tawdry shit imaginable

Goodnight. May we sail the river of night gently until we reach the safe harbour of morning. 🖼️ Driftwood, Adam Oehlers.

Confirmed: Melania is an evil spirit in a Japanese horror movie

I might try my entire to be as cool as Donald Sutherland is in this one moment and I’d fall short

Spinal Tap dudes are still hilarious

Well this is scary as hell. wtf

Trying to eat with Bruce and Biggroove😂! #brucethecow #pets #farm #cow

When you become a civil, sober politics knower like myself, you understand that by noticing a bad person is bad, you become even worse than them. And they become good

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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?