lads phd in fifa vacancy just dropped

walking around my apartment so exhausted my partner said it’s like i’m carrying too much in skyrim

after 10 months unemployment, i got a job!! and it genuinely does some good in the world! (not philosophy obv lmao)

with this grant i will literally achieve nirvana

I forgot how spicy it was tbh

finished my phd dissertation today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in my succumbing era

i bring a kind of rube goldberg machine energy to my thesis that my supervisors just don’t appreciate

the boy who cried ‘the thesis is almost finished’

October is here let's go

sure hugs are nice but i’m never 100% confident in the arm configuration i have chosen and i fear that one day it will have consequences

the dutch weather app everyone uses has a setting called ’bbq’, no one knows what the colours or numbers mean but my guess is vibes

A police car but the siren goes “wow wow wow wow” in Owen Wilson’s voice

lmao

social critique ah you mean fancy complaining

i miss butt dials. the intimacy of it

on the job market for a poastdoc position

more of a comment than a question? ok well this is more of an ok bro than a response

can't even sleep anymore. because of woke

evergreen

maybe I can change things by worrying about them harder

no, habermas, please, haberless

the first rule of don’t fight club is let’s talk about it

Could God make a chill pill so big that he himself could not swallow it?

(lying down horizontally) Oh jesus god this fucking rules. God damn. God damn this is so fucking good

phd campaign turning out surprisingly well given how nerfed my character build is

how much should one apologise in advance to one’s thesis committee

my neighbours complain about my nightly tambourine playing but they fail to realise that every night i am simply not sleepy nor is there a place i am going to

political theorists talk a big talk about false consciousness and still submit to academic journals smh

well well well how the tables have turned i say after flipping my desk over having given up on my writing

i feel like as a society we never took sculpting shrubbery into animals and objects to its full potential

phd defense ❌ phd defenestration ✅

who up getting their hood winked

are they gonna light the olympic flame with a cigarette

the olympic hosts always play up their national culture in the opening ceremony and this year in paris they did *checks notes* a ménage à trois

the cat is biting me by the collar and dragging me to your front door, should i be worried

my mind is a protagonist but my body is an npc, therein lies the problem

yo so i never got those hugs you sent ….

academic conferences should have poaster sessions

#Sociologists be like

a lot of my italian friends are conspiracy theorists but in fairness they do have berlusconi, the mob and the vatican, so

i am a hot researcher, a scientific model

damn turns out ‘manifesting’ a completed phd thesis doesn’t mean you don’t have to sit down and write it

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phd supervisor asked me to remove my appendix like wow boundaries