do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

Was there. Great show!

Untrue things for 100 please

Do we always have to make perfect or preferred outcomes the enemies of good ones? Way later than it should have happened, but it's still more than many former Confederate states have done I'd wager & it's a needed change. It's a win, treat it as such.

The man may never have had a brain to begin with, but it's certainly melted by now. I guess the Vatican and all those cathedrals in Europe went poof?

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

Conservatives and especially fascists want you to imagine a world that does not exist as the current state of the world. I will never grasp that through line, pure wish casting. Probably why manifesting is so popular with the speakers in these spaces.

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny

Loaded ass question

EZRA KLEIN: “Hasan Piker is not the enemy… he isn’t a “Jew hater.” — He’s an anti-Zionist… The Israel young people know is not the Israel that older people remember.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/o...

Me to myself after every human interaction

They're so easy! Just keep about an inch above the white bottom with the roots, shove them under the dirt and watch as you get an endless supply of this delicious veg!

how much money does the marine corps lose

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

"i didn't vote for this"

Openly disqualifying statement from the acting head of an independent agency. Nothing new but dang real open about the boot licking

I swear if America uses nuclear weapons again today, I'm not coming into work tomorrow. Fuck y'all I'm not participating in society if we've lost our minds completely. at least for a day anyway, can't ignore the citizens I serve for that long, but at least a day.

Facts. And it's unlikely we will ever really get to leave it behind. Strap in y'all.

I don't watch this product but this seems so boring as a build to your biggest show, haven't we done this with him already? really not sad Phil tantrumed his way out of AEW

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life. Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

anyone attending the white house correspondents dinner is a fucking traitor

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

hmm

the trump administration is selling this country wholesale to rapacious, extractive industries that will destroy our collective resources for private profit morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

ZOHRAN: “It’s a war that should be opposed on every single ground… That money could transform the working class.”

It's kind of wild how he just puts his mental incapacity out front and center and most of his supporters think it's brilliant instead of deeply sad and terrifying to have someone with so little capacity for depth and thought in his position

Unhinged Cope and Christian is great. #AEW

I mean look his brain is clearly melted already, but all the AI slop he engages with and tries to pass off as brilliant is def melting it faster right?

It's hard to be wronger about anything than she is about everything that fell out of her mouth.

So much of this posturing is just admitting to being a coward. "I won't leave my house without my gun," damn bro I got to Target unarmed all the time, sounds like you're a wuss.

I used to shit talk the DC Metro living there and damn now that I don't live there anymore, I wish any of the public transit I've had access to was even half as good.

why do things like this never happen to me

This is truly spectacular and all I wanted in retrospect at my wedding was some pyro, I wasn't dreaming big enough.

“Clearly the best option left is to slowly eradicate all 8 billion people on earth so that nobody is left to oppose you,” said the large language model

"not how we do our business at the Dept of justice"

Narcissistic asshole and no one will tell dementia gramps what a shit he is.

Sound on. Minnesota knows better than anyone. 🫡 #AEWDynamite

of all the things that didn't happen, this is the thing that didn't happen the most

Eric Swalwell — “I don't say this lightly: when we escape this trump hell there needs to be a Presidential Crimes Commission. It should be made up of independent prosecutors who look at those who enabled a corrupt president."

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

Without hesitation, John Cena comes off stage to hug a fan battling cancer and offer him some words of encouragement.

the greatest to ever do it

Not once does this story mention that offering a federal job in exchange for a political favor is a crime

Every ad now

Dude is clearly getting daily, if not multiple times a day intravenous medication, drugs whatever. What they're giving him who knows (almost certainly amphetamines) but like is this really confusing?