Goals vs xG, For and Against by week for Arsenal and Manchester City. It's admittedly not the greatest graphic but I can't really come up with a better way to try and show the information here.

This 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Any 🍒 supporters on here? I’m wondering who gets increased minutes if Semenyo is sold and they don’t buy a like for like in the winter window. #AFCB

Agree with this take. This is why my last two moves have been Miley and Heaven. My four transfers over the coming weeks are a question of timing and two big decisions. First, do I think Welbeck outscores Bowen over the next four. Second, does Andersen or Senesi make way for Gabriel.

Operating on 4 hours of sleep followed by 7 hours of flying, 2 hours of driving and 8 hours of work/entertaining. Fucking cooked.

When this is over, there better be public trials and hangings of our American Gestapo.

I’ve come to take great joy in this. It’s a similar joy that I take from the facile yellow cards for time wasting. Please, thank you, and fuck you all.

ESPN is so shit. Tragic for anyone who grew up in the 80s/90s and was interested in sports. But that doesn’t make it any less shit.

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/

Question: Why can’t they win the league?

Tim Howard backs the club based on mentality notwithstanding the underlying numbers. “I don’t think that’s luck!” We. Shall. See. Tim. We. Shall. See.

Villa are going to win the league

Someone is about to catch a beatdown. Brighton were lucky today.

Gotta appreciate the young man’s exuberance.

Mitoma flashing “the shocker” is a bold strategy. Let’s see how it works out for him.

Letting dumb situations that benefit no one persist is pretty on-brand for the Prem (e.g. PGMOL implementation of VAR).

"Sources have said privately they believe the 31-year-old will return for the Manchester derby with City at Old Trafford on 17 January, which would mean a five-match absence." www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

go put on a floppy dressing cap and gown and listen to some ghosts, you donkey. it's Christmas Eve

Kepa! Setting himself up for a two-legged tie vs Chelsea…

Finally a player who realizes that Chelsea are just a legalized human trafficking operation.

FDA approves first GLP-1 pill because we need people to slim down in order to (1) stop thinking about grocery prices and (2) start finding each other attractive and resume the production line for The Stupids.

the rise of youtube streamers and Pat McAfee etc etc has revealed a really disturbing truth about American culture: for a large portion of the US public, mainstream sports broadcast were far too erudite for their tastes

Donald Trump doesn’t want you to see the evidence of how despicable he and his regime are.

Anyone have a feeling that Salah is going to go absolute apeshit at AFCON?

I’m not a paid endorsement guy. I’m not even a reciprocal endorsement guy. I’m just recommending Tom’s free blog, Redstory, because I read it regularly and I like it. It’s Arsenal focused. Its quality comes from its authenticity. If you want the origin story, go here:

That moment when JD Vance changes his name to Charlie Kirk.

Did AI generate this image? The proportions are all fvcked up.

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CBS is now in the same tier as RT (Russian State Media), KCNA (North Korean State Media) and CCTV (Chinese State Media). Has the party of free speech made America great again yet?

Genuinely confused by those unwilling to move Thiago because of their purchase v selling v current price. Fine if you think he outperforms Bowen or Ekitike (as examples, since those seem to be the most common transfers), but I don’t get the worry when moving to two players priced higher than Thiago

Seeing a lot of Saka out, Ekitike / Bowen in. Feels good to have all three plus Haaland, Bruno, and Foden with a reasonably sturdy back line.

Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."

They’ve done it again. Love it. Goodnight.

We better look alive on Beto. Unlike big baby he will look to score versus beg to draw penalties.

Barry looking for a penalty every time. I hope he doesn’t need the chest paddles.

My thoughts regarding Tottenham Hotspur Football Club at this time.

When the Ellisons realize that you can’t watch FoxNews and CBS at the same time, that’s going to hit like crack.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles  theonion.com/trump-still-...

GW17 🔒 Haaland 🧢 800k 🌎 Could flip flop Anderson / Stach.

you see. this is what happens when esoteric theories developed in the hothouse of ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶c̶a̶d̶e̶m̶y̶ right wing fever swamps meet the hard realities of actual governance

No surprise. He was always a fragile, irresolute, and lacking resilience. And, when it all comes to a head, he runs off to a rival club. “I’m hurt! I’ll show you!” He should continue to run out his days seeking shelter for his fragile ego.

Thought this was a post by @theonion.com

the failure to prosecute Trump for seeking to overturn the election is one of the greatest and most consequential bag fumbles in the history of American politics

Meaningless yellow flag #FPLfalseflag

Pay attention

A fact that early exit-ers might want to consider. One of the things that you are not seeing and is exciting is occurring with increasing frequency.