WOULD YOU BELIEVE that Colombia’s national team manager played Cousin Larry?!!

can messi just keep going until he's scored more international goals than the other guy

“Our exhaustive survey of over 12,000 regular Jimmy John’s customers revealed patterns of behavior utterly inconsistent with the idea of human autonomy,” said lead researcher Gina Smith https://theonion.com/study-contends-free-will-disproven-by-fact-that-humans-repeatedly-eat-at-jimmy-johns/

Nobody coach more experienced at handling a delay forced by this volume of rain than the original water carrier himself, Didier Deschamps.

Flying to London tomorrow for a week of work and figured I’d check the weather before packing. I’m sorry, WTF. Scorching.

The Zlatan and Thierry just VIBING, with Lalas only featured long enough to get got. I love it. Right into my veins.

Pretty much sums it up

Talking about the Arsenal-Coventry fixture my son suggested a new tradition of the Premier League champions playing the Championship champions to open every season, with both trophies on display. I have to say I quite like that idea.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 #FFIFA #DJT

The 500 richest people on Earth got $366 billion richer yesterday, the single biggest jump ever. This is what a global economy rigged for billionaires looks like.

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

2026 has been good to me on the sporting front.

We’ve got a Spurs-y crossover.

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually

who up making a homunculus

I guess he’s happy that the club where he experienced his greatest failure beat the club where he experienced his second greatest failure.

Suez Crisis but everyone has brain damage

Nice job, Dolan. You invited the cursed loser and the journey is over. Thanks, Fuckstick.

Would you look at this loser.

A book could be written about Manchester United’s absolutely dreadful capital allocation over the last decade.

Can’t say I enjoyed the dozens of Knicks possessions where someone dribbled into the lane and then dribbled right back out of it defector.com/the-knicks-s...

"A match official who was set to be the first Somalian to referee at the World Cup finals has been dropped after he was denied entry to the US.." Why isn't FIFA demanding this decision be reversed? That's a rhetorical question. We all know why.

I can’t wait for Dump to fall asleep or leave after the first quarter. Thanks pal

A lot of the problem of modern journalism, fairly obviously, is cozying up to power, but much worse are those who believe power needs a proactive defense.

De Vaartkapoen, by Tom Frantzen, 1985

The irrational wing of Arsenal supporters is the wing I occupy when it comes to my Knicks’ fandom. We are not talking about the Knicks. Everyone be quiet. My heart cannot take it.

Something I’m sure we all knew or suspected, but this is still hilarious.

😂🤣😂

‘The boyhood fan living the dream’ (Sport Bible) #Arsenal #ArsenalParade #Gunners #AFC #EPL #EPLChampions

Pickled Vegetables

Brilliant

I will still be around here through the summer, but I will not be watching or attending World Cup, nor will I play Fantasy World Cup. May Trump’s and Infantino’s future endeavors be as rewarding as they deserve.

Happy with that season. Proud of the boys. Our captain is a lovely man and a great footballer, but he’s not good enough against the elite. Whether it’s down to performance or squad fit, the position requires an upgrade. Add it to the list with left winger, right back, and another young 6/8.

Weirdo.

Massive

Unreal

Clear penalty

Someone found the bag.

Ok, so we’re just going to referee the clubs differently. #pacho #kai #ucl

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

PSG looking increasingly frustrated to close out the half. They’ll be coming out of the half on fire.

That’s one quarter done. Let’s go boys.

King Kai

Ready to run through a brick wall.

Let’s go!

Safe to say that Michael Cox is going through it.

Whoever normalized the 3-day corporate retreat needs counseling. It is unhealthy to spend every waking hour and meal with your work colleagues.

Weirdos.