Top tip by @leparisien.fr. In those icy conditions, to avoid slipping and falling, walk like a 🐧. I hope everyone listens to this excellent advice and can't wait to see the spectacle on the Euston Road.

Merino blown over by a feather

If you watched Liverpool concede goals but score more in the first two GWs and are now complaining that Arsenal weren't more aggressive and open this match, then I can only conclude you must have wanted us to lose 4-3.

Once again, players like Eze, Dowman, and Gyokeres should be getting easy ramp-ups to the season to get used to playing in our system. Instead, they're playing significant minutes because the squad is ALREADY beset by injuries.

OF FUCKING COURSE.

The nerves are amping up - need to keep the emotions in check.

Heart in my mouth.

Mosquera done, Gyokeres soon. Blimey.

ØDEGAARD

If you demand to have a walkable community but refuse to let the people who staff it earn a living wage, then congratulations, you've just invented plantations again.

Pedro Pascal reshares video which says the U.S. has become a police state A state where there is no higher authority

Now Martinelli is getting doubled while Saka gets tripled. By my math, that means our 8 other players should be able to handle the remaining five.

Imo we needed to score with that first 20 minutes of dominance. Very unlikely that we turn it around now, but we believe

Real talk: I hate both of these teams, so I can root for either, but Inter scare me.

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

THIS REF IS WATCHING HOCKEY AND I AM ALL FOR IT

INTERNAZIONALE MY ASS

NOOOOOOOO

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Wow, what a wonderfully clean and absolutely not intended to injure tackle

LOOOOOL no corner. These refs are shameless.

Lol the commentators saying Evanilson got "something on it, not sure what". Have some fucking integrity. It was an elbow.

MARTINELLI WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I wonder what it does to an athlete's mental state when you see this consistently given against you and consistently taken away from you.

Really not sure how English players haven't started just punching at balls openly, there's always a chance that VAR is asleep... again

I'm sorry, is anyone surprised that PL refs can't use VAR correctly?

A long time ago, Arsenal used to be good at defending set pieces.

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING

What the fuck was that throw in

Did we all... forget how to jump?

Lol of course.

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Virginia Giuffre did not kill herself.

Wow, the ref really blew up at 98:00 exactly.

Mateta is Man of the Match after being gifted a goal? Questionable.

Ah, it does my weary heart good to see Saka back to being triple-teamed. Some things never change.

Plenty of time to win. It's a good chance to practice our clutch for PSG.

Second big Saliba mistake in a few weeks. Man needs to get his head screwed on right - you can't play at the Bernebeu every week and you can't lose focus for a minute.

You know what? That was really good. It took a little longer than I'd like, but you have to remember that these are dinosaurs operating the VAR computer. If they get the right answer, no one minds that it was a little slow - as long as they improve in the future.

Rofl. Nottingham Forest defend like Tottenham claim to defend.

Am I dreaming, or is Kavanaugh having a really calm and measured refereeing performance?

H-O-T-T-O-G-O, GABI SCORED A FUCKING GOAL

Goodbye, Leif Davis. Go audition for Trainspotting 3, you fucking orc.

Good to see that Merino has borrowed Gabi's socks for the time being. What an absolute bulldozer of a man.

Aged like fine broccoli

On Saka's panenka: anyone saying "never do that again" or "put Odegaard back on pens", please dunk your head into a bucket of cold water. Real Madrid thrive against opposition that play percentages. They're good enough to see the "correct" move, and they're good enough to adapt to it.

I've been too sick to do much more than watch the match (¡Haha Madrid!) - is a remontada a kind of woolen coat or the spaceship that Madrid make you play them inside of?