Why does Chris Cuomo look like he’s about to enter a Ramon Navarro impersonation contest?

"Withering power" = a stern statement from Chuck Schumer

I have no doubt that if the opportunity ever comes, Vance would deliver the last and fatal blow to Trump. Gleefully.

Reposting this in light of the Larry Summer-Jeffrey Epstein emails.

As always, The Onion nails it. theonion.com/no-not-larry...

Been walking around my house going "if you're so poor, why aren't you in black and white?!"

we didn’t start the fire

It’s like Elwood Blues entered the seminary.

1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️

My god, the Nuremberg movie is terrible.

Also, don’t confuse “smart” with “willing to slog away at a particular endeavor until completion”

Perfectly encapsulates the Trump Era

My college just announced the creation of "AI Lighthouse Faculty Fellows." I have no idea what this means but this comes to mind.

Looks like they printed it out on regular printer paper and taped it up.

The CA redistricting prop is on track to top Biden’s 63.5% of the vote in 2020.

No doubt in my mind.

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969

NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range." POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Healthcare but only for my friends

Is this the long-awaited, much-ballyhooed replacement for Obamacare? You message the president on social media and hope he intervenes?

Republicans shocked at antisemites in the GOP remind me of this Onion classic.

Did Cuomo really think he could win the general election or was he persuaded by his consultants who only wanted to keep their paychecks going for another 5 months?

Credit where credit is due. For 15 years the GOP has kept their healthcare plan more secret than the Manhattan Project.

The thing about Johnson not swearing in Grijalva is that’s it a test for 2026. If you think they will accept an outcome they don’t like, they will just Grijalva it. So what’s the plan when the GOP says “we ain’t leaving, fuck you, make us.” Because that IS what they are going to say.

Halloween in Portland—furries, princesses, witches, and Pokémons. Looks pretty much like any other night here.

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume — theonion.com/ice-agent-7-...

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Yeah, just like Old Abe, the Rail-Splitter and the Uncommon Friend of the Common Man would have done it.

The Gilded Age but with neck lifts. www.wsj.com/style/fashio...

He did Nazi a problem with that uniform.

Just remember that in October 2005, the conventional wisdom was that to win in 2008 Democrats needed to support the Iraq War, seek a bipartisan compromise with George W. Bush to privatize Social Security, and, for god's sake, don't nominate an African-American named Barack Hussein Obama.

Because the defining characteristic of the Trump administration is a rigid adherence to the letter of the law.

The Trump admin is trying to get Harvard to sponsor trade schools? I thought Harvard was a trade school.

I'm getting more and more worried that if Democrats take the House in 2026, the GOP will use some form of procedural chicanery to prevent them from being seated.

Honestly, you could just have headline template that reads: “How Trump’s perception of _____ collides with today’s _____ reality” Fill in the blanks and you’re good to go.

I’ve been warning about this.

Honest opinion. The 2028 nomination goes to the first Democratic elected official who gets arrested by the Trump administration.

Peak Portland

Only two things are true about Trump’s new ballroom. At the end of the day it’s going to cost close to $1 billion and it will be uglier than anything we can imagine.

Was ist das?

@smotus.bsky.social hits the nail on the head. “I think one party that is tolerant of Nazi imagery and rhetoric is already too many.“

"strays into a pepper ball" A pepper ball is about 1/2 inch in diameter and goes at about 400 feet per second. Good luck dodging that.

Trump ordered the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford to Venezuela. Unfortunately it tripped when it cruised through the Straights of Florida.

They are no longer soldiers. They are mercenaries.

In 1952 the GOP ran and won with the letters K1C2: Korea, communism and corruption. In 2026 Democrats need to run against B2E Bailout (Argentina) Ballroom (White House demolition) Epstein (Files) Does this capture the entirety of Trump’s awfulness? No, but it’s simple and catchy.

Shorter version: Democrats loose when then pick lefty insurgents, but Democrats also lose when they pick moderate establishment types.

One picture to sum up the Trump presidency.

Top suspects in the Louvre heist