In the setup to my Krakenverse stories, Izzy starts sleeping with Ben for the security and safety it affords him. When he discovers Ben's true nature, he decides nowhere can be safer than a monster's bed. Call that squid-pro-quo. (Why did it take me two years to think of that joke?)

izzy hands and his trusty sticker by number book that gang got him. whenever he’s really frustrated he does a page. yes he wears his glasses while he does it also

He would be over the moon about this kind of thing & y'all KNOW I'm right about that.

Con's voice when "IVAN!!" 😳😳😳😳😳

KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.

Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

HE'S SO BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ he is beautiful 😔❤️‍🔥

Stede has ideas but they’re bad Ed has good ideas but ooooooh squirrels Izzy has no idea but he gets shit done Thus Steddyhands

but IS IT 🧐

(bolts upright from a deep sleep, gasping) t4t izzy/jack izzy grande dame trans woman jack nasty grinning cowboy trans man yes they have great sex and smell like weed i want to be them when i grow up

Izzy thought that fucking after raids and being the only one to call Blackbeard "Ed" was romance. He was his only friend. The man he protected and even killed for. Someone he loved with all his heart. And what's wrong with Ed never touching him softly? They're pirates, that's-

Kraken Ed should have done the firing Izzy as first mate & making him his personal sex slave thing instead They probably couldn't put that on telly tho

calico jack who rips a lot of jokes about trans woman izzy’s gender transition and doesn’t seem very sensitive about it at all until they’re out one night and jack’s being really quiet and staring and izzy says ‘the fuck are you looking at’ and jack says, all quiet and gruff —

"missed it by a hare" #cjizzy #izzyhands #calicojack #OFMDfanart

You need to know that @imrights.bsky.social is a genius and you should all join their Kofi.

god really, look at him

Not enough Vals on the time line, THATS why everything is going downhill!

meadowlark from the bakers wife is an izzy hands song also

The moment Izzy hopped out of their motel bed, he felt the awful sensation of unwanted wetness on his thighs. He was wide awake and furious in an instant. He just had his period two weeks ago! "Fuck!" Izzy shouted. "Snar- huh, wuzwrong," Jack asked, voice thick with sleep.

💚🥰💚

Saturday mornings are for quiet contemplation (lying in bed thinking about this lore) CW oviposition, monster fucking, butt eggs Izzy is a monk on an island whose society relies on Kraken protection. The Krakens keep away enemies and drive fish into shallower waters, and the island thrives. +

mew chapter of the fang/izzy/jack valentine’s day fic!!!! they burp the baby :) no scat in this chapter but in the next chapter? …. ooooohohoohoho archiveofourown.org/works/630433...

It's aliiiive! Check out the daily prompt sets below for OFMD Whumptober! ⬇️❤️‍🔥

izzy …. oughhhh … izzy is cuddling with ….. OHHH …. WITH ARCHIE!!!! OH GOD!!!! SHE IS PRACTICING HER LIFTS ON HIM!!!! HE IS BEING CRADLED IN DIFFERENT BABY HOLDS!!!!!

me, like a few months ago: idk ned/izzy isn’t my fave ship but i love that ppl are having fun! me now: NED AND IZZY ARE KISSING SNUGGLING SCRATCHING BITING … THEYRE IN LOVE!!!

cool leather people: WHERE do you buy your leather stuff 🫣

[ weed ] 💕💕💕💕💕

con o’ niel mama rose. i won’t be taking questions at this time.

izzy hands ‘send in the clowns.’ right? right.

izzy is like a magpie that can see the diamonds that are ed and jack. he knows they’re geniuses before anyone else sees it. he doesn’t realize that he has a kind of genius too, for being able to see it — he just thinks he’s forever below/behind his two brilliant boys

Conito bonito of the day... day 205 nose 💚

trans buttons the nongendered/allgendered creature of all time. someone demands his gender and he just opens his mouth with his teeth in and an awful sound like the wind through dead branches rattles out, YEAH!

t4t izzy fang . yes they’re both trans women. no i wont elaborate

currently rotating a fic that is lucius's journal and sketches from the kraken era, kept up to date in order to cling to what's left of his sanity (watching ed and izzy do whatever it is they do with the worlds most ethically dubious boner)

three guys at set last night looked like ed (costume guy with huge white beard and long hair with tats) jack (a stunt guy on a motorcycle with I SHIT YOU NOT star embroidered black jeans like evil knievel) and izzy (a sleepy older fellow who was an extra who had a sign that said fuck the pigs)

i love seeing all the ofmd dolls everywhere it makes me so happy and my heart goes squee!!! especially seeing all the little costumes and situations they end up in … I LOVE YOU ALL

the fangizzyjack valentine’s day fic now has %800 more diarrhea :) i’m so excited

ofmd where everything is the same but izzy wears fat lip oil . is this anything

(mental health stuff tw) … … … it’s so infuriating being like ‘ahhhh i know why im having panic attacks and im mad all the time and want to hurt myself … it’s a medication problem’ but i can’t fix the medication problem !!!!!! AHHH

i’m doing very bad and should probably go to the psychiatrist and get my meds increased HOWEVER! i can’t afford that 🥰

OLU MY SWEEEET OLU

They're in love. #IzzyHands #CalicoJack #Cjizzy By @dorianrattwel.bsky.social

once again i believe jack rackham and harry du bois are cousins and kim kitsuragi and izzy are friends :)

#Izzyhands #Izzyhandsfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeathfanart

🏳️‍🌈🦖🦕🏳️‍⚧️

Nothing to say, just look at this pink boy made of candy floss and sparkles.

Coloring sheets! #ofmdctiys

don’t be sad. think of roach playing with tiny izzy :) your choice of what … playing … means …