I like your beard. The length, I mean.

Thank you @whitebeam1.bsky.social for organising a lovely pirate meet up! Got home safe. Lovely to meet so many crew and hear how you fell under the #ofmd spell. 🏴‍☠️💜

Film you’ve watched more than six times with gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli.

Behold!

Since finding out that @david-jenkins.bsky.social hasn’t watched Muppet Treasure Island yet. I decided to post one of my favorite little mash ups. 🥸🏴‍☠️ This is one of my favorite Gonzo vs Taika edits. ❤️

Another Our Flag Means Muppets? Edit 😂 Gonzo vs Taika ❤️

Lucky me!

Morning Captain! ❦ Hm,no it isn't.

I like the name Jeff and accounting sounds fancy as fuck.

Same shape.

They must be really into geometry.

Look, Lucius, here's the book I sought for so Julius Caesar IV, 3 #ShakespeareSunday BOOKS & LIBRARIES #ofmd

A c u r s e is a c u r s e. And once it takes hold... Well. It takes hold.

And what makes Ed happy?

Oh Godfrey stop fingering my dents and lets get back to some accounting!

What the h e l l is going on in towels?

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you’re asking for help? “The Princess Bride is a massively over-rated film in desperate need of a fresh take”

It's about belonging to something. #OurFlagMeansDeath

If you see this, post your get away vehicle.

Keep it straight! If you can...

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

Three years of Our Flag Means Death

There once was a big man called Wee John The most beautiful garments he did don. As Queen Calypso she reigned La Vie en Rose unchained No one noticed the captains had gone. #OFMDAUpril

There once was a rich man called Stede Who wished from his life to be freed He gathered a crew Who all talked it through And at bedtime for stories did plead. #OFMDAUpril

#OFMDAUpril There once was a pirate named Fang Who with Lucius did let it all hang A cute little sketch That made Izzy retch By showing his impressive wang

#OFMDAUpril A pirate turned into the Kraken His eyes, his face he did blacken When hope it did fade There came a mermaid And the ropes, they started to slacken.

Doug’s a bit bland but he’s arty He almost got knifed at a party Grabbed the shoulder of Stede “Unhand me or bleed” A fuckery was sorted real smartly

#OFMDAUpril There once was a pirate named Swede Whose help his crew mates did need. Performed husbandly duty As they nicked the booty While he carried on doing the deed

#OFMDAUpril There once was a princeling called Ricky Who was finding the pirates quite tricky At Jackie’s bar, Lost his nose to the jar, And now when he sneezes it’s sticky.

#OFMDAUpril There once was a woman called Mary Who’s marriage had gotten quite hairy Stabbed with a knife By her wonderful wife She torched the whole thing, which was scary

Hey Bluesky, I need some fresh, raw Warner Bros. Slander for my next video. Give me your best legit problems with the company. Don’t disappoint. #Film #Television #Cartoonnetwork #Adultswim #HBO #DCcomics

#OFMDAUpril Cast aside, I hide Leather covered gentle hands My own love denied

ribcage, left side, silk no organ of any use and yet you, you, you red-handed, reckless restarting a rhythm i thought lost to the waves #OFMDAUpril

seven sugars aren’t enough to mask the taste of you that still lingers

The sea is my love Basking in moon glow I grow Seabird wings fly home #OFMDAUpril

Marmalade dreams of Our inn by the sea and tea As sweet as your smile

Gut stabbed run me through Pain brings me closer to you. Wounds heal, cold steel warms

Red silk in deft hands Against my chest, the kindness Of the moonlit sun #OFMDAUpril

A fleet, drums beat, bound Face down you came back from Jack Feet meet, never left. #OFMDAUpril

Whoever made this, we are friends. Via Jeph Loeb via @one_true_nerdking #inconceivable #princessbride #starwars #theprincessbride #funnyvideos

How I flirt.

Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (18th century): one who focuses on unimportant issues while avoiding the important ones, or who fiddles/plays golf while Rome burns.

Repost with a movie you know all the words to…

I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest. MAAN #ShakespeareSunday Theme: RICHARD II and MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING #ourflagmeansdeath #BardFlagMeansDeath

“Get in loser, we’re posting lock screens” Courtesy @politestmenace.bsky.social

If you're happy and you know it, overthink! If you're happy and you know it, overthink! If you're happy and you know it, Give your brain a chance to blow it If you're happy and you know it, overthink!

#ShakespeareSunday (Theme: WINTER) #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #ofmdfanart #BardFlagMeansDeath #izzyhands

#ShakespeareSunday (Theme: WINTER) #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #ofmdfanart #BardFlagMeansDeath

#ShakespeareSunday (Theme: WINTER) #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #ofmdfanart #BardFlagMeansDeath

And Caesar's spirit, raging for revenge, With Ate by his side come hot from hell, Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war Julius Caesar III, 1 #ShakespeareSunday (Theme: THE ROMAN PLAYS) #OFMD #ofmdfanart #ofmd #BardFlagMeansDeath