one day i’ll admit I don’t care about coffee as much as I like inappropriately sweet liquid

i’m trying to decide on a character for a D&D one shot. I’m open to suggestions for spooky class/species combination.

I may not be a genius but I sure can follow a set of directions someone put on the internet

by intermission i’ve seen a lot of Natalie, plenty of Pierre but NO comet.

*watching the coffee brew* oh enchanted elixir please hurry i need your magic

SOPHIE is google’s homepage today. I’m going to cry.

me: I wanna be a big beefy boy also me: do I haaaaave to eat a meal today?

I need to take pictures of me with short hair

while i’m already tired of hearing about the big dicked pole vaulter, I am excited for the success he’ll have with his post-olympics OnlyFans

you’re telling me there’s an episode of TNG where Picard is bound, stripped, and tortured??

i’m loving “Guess but it’s the version where billie offers to eat charli out”

I have two modes: 1) reply to every message to clear out my notifications badges 2) avoid responding to any message at all because I have too many notification badges

this urgent care is full of gays

someone do this to Jackhammer

happy international latex day (belated)

oh no my cousin’s husband is hot

🎶 oh what a beautiful moooooorniiiiiiing 🎶

Happy Halloween! I dressed up as a handsome devil 😛😈

today I had multiple beautiful men ask about, listen to, and validate my emotions. Hello, support system i’ve been working so hard to develop 🥺🥹😭

I move this weekend!! i’m so nervous but excited 😰🤩

a garbage truck driver honked and waved me down to compliment my outfit 😁

don’t say I didn’t warn you

you’re supposed to press the “c” on your keyboard with the index finger??

i’m stoked for MIR!! who will I see there?

I have such good friends! how’d I get so lucky? 😭

me: hello! i’d like to be held for a 72-hour psychedelic evaluation psych ward receptionist: you mean a psychiatric evaluation? me: no

brunch and board games with my boys! @iotapup.bsky.social @mydadsdead.bsky.social

Tuesdays, proving that not only Mondays can be as terrible as Mondays

wait what?

I really need to start preparing myself Mondays being challenging emotionally. It’s been a trend lately and I’m not loving it.

taking the pups and the raccoon to Jackhammer @iotapup.bsky.social @pupatlas.bsky.social @mydadsdead.bsky.social

the irony that the only reason Tension isn’t a ten out of ten is because of “10 Out Of 10”

born to :3 forced to :(

We are inevitable! •ധ•

Butt rubs, plz?

I had a great time at Folsom 🤩

Ahh, the dream

Twinzies?

Project Manager: oh new background today? Me, in SF: yup! Staying with a friend. PM, visibly beginning to connect mental dots: this weekend is… Folsom? Me: sure is 😅

Closure is the fucking best 🥹

I feel so loved and celebrated in San Francisco. For whatever reason the people here seem to get me.

I love San Francisco

Work Emails are Turn Based Combat

I fly to SF today! 🤩🤩🤩

so the dinosaurs “ruled the earth” by just milling about aimlessly and eating shit but if i do that i am “obviously depressed” and “disappointing your father”?

Today I’m doing the work and loving myself extra hard 🥰

Me: *tells therapist about my past two weeks* her: Wow, you went through all that AND you’ve been processing it too?? You must be so exhausted! Me: 🥺😢😭 Reader, I AM exhausted. Exhausted but proud 🖤