Apparently losing 40lbs and going on TRT makes me sprout hair. I’m not mad.

Learned about BORGs today. And I gotta admit—I didn’t think Gen Z had it in em!

I look so burly. What is happening?! (Also that was a great nap)

This goal is fucking INSANE.

Things are going great on my office's common floor men's room....

Definitely a grownup.

I love this man. @artiethedobie.bsky.social

Espresso? I know so!

Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄

It’s nice to be finally represented so perfectly in main stream media.

I LOVE POMBON SO MUCH!!!

Fucking gutted. The worst part about reading books on Greek tragedy is knowing what’s going to happen and it still devastating you.

“Yoo-hoo! Big summer blowout!”

I just started reading Song of Achilles and I can already tell this book is going to destroy me.

Need Bendik Ramsfjell to bend me over and ram it in me immediately 🥵

The crush I have on Norwegian curler Bendik Ramsfjell….

Happy anniversary @artiethedobie.bsky.social

Oh hello Axel Jungk from team Germany. #skeleton 😍

Oh that says “Princess Diaries 2” not “Princess Diana 2”! I was very confused what I was about to watch for a second.

The scariest thing about puppy yoga would be if I went and a puppy didn’t lie directly on top of me and I had to actually do yoga.

Haven’t been out here in a while. I forgot how I missed this.

I could really use some extremely restrictive full coverage bondage right about now.

open gay couples be like “look who’s in town!”

Dirty fucking dangles boys!

Haven’t been to one of these in a while!

Haven’t been to one of these in a while!

Butt. 🐷😝

Feeling kinda cute.

Diva down. @woodymutt.bsky.social

What are we even doing here.

Maybe we will catch a break in 2027?

I love gay literature

How the fuck did I qualify for Platinum Pro with American despite the fact that I only flew like 6 round trips?!

Nope. 😑

I wonder if he’s still awake for this. #ChicagoBears #GoBears

Every time I see a Beast Games commercial, it definitely feels like we are in the midst of a Black Mirror episode, the ending of which hasn’t happened yet.

I love the social aspect of reading on the Kindle app 🥰

Helloooooo AJ Espenesa. #Bills

Having now read a two digit number of MM hockey romance novels in the last month, maybe I should write one with a BDSM element 🤔🤔

Beautiful day at Waikiki

I’m glad others are finally discovering how hot Sidney Crosby is.

Should I “new year, new me” and go by Kip next year?

Using “I’m good, I’m with my family, I’m with my boyfriend, I’m good here” as an affirmation to get through a panic attack… I thought I was an Ilya not a Shane. #heatedrivalry #panicattackonvacation

Oh. 😳🤤

They just performed Sharpei Evan’s titular single “Humuhumunukunukuapua'a” at this luau!

SACRIFICE THE POPTARTS!!!!

Except for the fact that @artiethedobie.bsky.social doesn’t let me hook my toes on his because I “can’t be trusted” to not pinch him with my oddly dexterous toes. ☹️🥺

You can tell Jacob Tierney is queer because this is perfect production and exactly how Artie and I sit in the living room.

Do you think Heated Rivalry will make that one twitter guy come out to his parents again?

It’s Christmas Eve not Christmas Steve!