Such a fucking embarrassment to the BU community. Fuck that guy.

This week’s episode of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social was absolute perfect chaos 😂 @samreich.bsky.social stood no chance. I’m dying😂😂

I had to wear a FULL suit today 🥺

"Centrists" have commitment issues

Episode 3 of Pluribus confirmed that the plane she’s using is an Airbus A330. And I love that 1) I guessed it. And 2) that someone FINALLY ensured that interior and exterior shots were an A330. There’s nothing worse than a 2 engine takeoff sequence and a 4 engine landing sequence.

This will hurt you more than me. I can sleep right through the apnea. You definitely can't.

Sam Kirk spin off series when?

the og goon cave.

Just got flirted with by the handsome cashier at a Trader Joe’s in the suburbs! 💁‍♀️ Still got it!

Ugh but my doctor is a twink. 😩

If you start your email with, "I found your profile on LinkedIn" I know that they probably actually haven't OR they definitely didn't look at my profile that hasn't been updated since 2012....

What's the Miracle Mile?

Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government

I thought about writing an email to my senator, Dick Durbin, since his voicemail is full. Especially given that Speaker Johnson has emphatically said that there's probably not going to be a vote on ACA subsidies. But so far, all I can come up with is "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!?" God the dems are 🗑️

I’m not English. I shouldn’t have to deal with this.

Had an incredible massage today. Objectively it’s kind of fascinating that we pay people a lot of money to rub us for an hour.

But IM the one who wants to be controlled 🥺

I wish "the mayor-elect has opened a portal" had more sci-fi/fantasy implications

Is this my greatest weakness? Is this how someone defeats me?

When I’m super stoned and an electric or hybrid car drives by the sound makes my brain feel like it’s collapsing. This would make me shut down in the middle of a street. 😑

Oh hello there lil fella!

I just fell to my knees! I need this ASAP!!!!!!!

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

This are going great on the other app.

Anyone with the Mamdani copypasta?

If you’re fleeing nyc, we don’t want you in Chicago. Thanks!

I get that we are a huge country with lots of minor airports but still 🥺

*cries in US airline* onemileatatime.com/insights/sin...

Who could have possibly foreseen this?

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

Grim-reaper-claw-game-is-Clarence-Thomas-even-in-this-thing.jpg

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Grrr @dadthedoberman.com got tired of me talking.

The hold this man had on me when I was like 13.

“Is there some game where I just lie still on a comfy bed or something?”

Who’s hungry?

Some VP at UPenn took today off to go to his kid’s halloween at school and is now in the middle of an elementary school gymnasium on phone calls trying his best not to say “fuck”

So excited. My least favorite holiday ends at midnight tomorrow and my favorite one starts.

one sec printing up hats for my 2028 run: MAQA, Make America (be on) Quaaludes Again

Wait! I didn't know it was dom bottom autumn! For all the dom bottoms, my DMs are open. 😝

Really hoping they bring back the Moopsy in live action on either Starfleet Academy or Strange New Worlds. #StarTrek

When your ex is a primatologist, you learn far much about rhesus macaques. They carry herpes B which, if it infects you through a scratch or something else, can cause death within weeks and had 80% mortality rate if untreated!

God I can't wait for this man to end up at the MCC for contempt of court...

Whoever invented edibles with caffeine in them is a genius. I have never been more productive at home after work. 🤯

Has anyone watched DMV on Paramount+ yet? It’s adorable and there a hot Kiwi that I’m in love with

Every time I use my Sous Vide, I end up singing, 🎶it’s time for the circulator. It’s time for the circulator.”🎶

The sweet chili dipping sauce is a 75% decent replacement. But this change to shredded lettuce is absolute garbage.

We choosing joy this friday in spite of the horrors

Kelly Clarkson singing Never Enough. 😭