Once you ditch your bath towels for bath sheets, you'll never go back.

This might be literally the first time that I considered that my Le Creuset Dutch oven could be from France…

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

The only streaming service that is worth every penny is @dropout.tv

Is the Rapture nice? Is there business class? Can I preboard?

good thing about it being the rapture is that even though it’s a tuesday it kinda feels like a friday

Cathay Pacific aircraft evacuating their Hong Kong base earlier today ahead of the arrival of Super Typhoon #Ragasa.

Since the #Rapture is trending.

Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?

When you check out a cute boy walking down the street only to get closer and discover it’s your boyfriend @artiethedobie.bsky.social 🥰

Pokemon Go-to-Heaven!

I've read the Left Behind books. I'm ready for the rapture tomorrow.

I’m just saying I got this correct with zero misses. 💅 @smartypantsshow.bsky.social @dropout.tv 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

What is it about Dave Franco that makes me LOVE him?

It’s crazy that employers care about employees social media. If one of my paralegals posted “ugh I hate f*ggots” and I found out I’d be like, “well yeah. We are kind of annoying.”

I hate that IL isn’t involved in either yet but I feel like it has something to do with higher aspirations of both Newsom and Hochul and their unwillingness to cede space to our big boy #Pritzker

It’s very frustrating that work stress completely snuffs my sex drive/kink interests. 😫

G without a doubt. But D would fuck too.

When you've lost JOHN YOO on presidential power, you've really jumped the shark. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

I love when my body apparently focuses all its energy while I sleep in growing one single eyebrow hair to an extreme length. Why is this 2 inches long?! Like there no way this has been growing for a while....

i'm so tired.

Honestly? Work. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forty_E...

“I don’t don’t respond to DMs except on my [paywalled] site.” 🙄 This sounds very much like, “do you know who I think I am?”

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

Finally watching Adolescence and they should not be talking to any kid without their parents…

FOR MY FACE?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?!

Oh, The Studio is gonna sweep.

I’ve seen 5 and met 3 golden retrievers today. It’s a good day.

How do I get my doctor to prescribe "sea air"?

I don't think Momtok can survive this...

oh my god

What’s with straight men and those uncomfortable “moisture wicking” polos?

I’ll never forget the time when I was bringing coffee to all my coworkers and a Boomer on the elevator said: “oh! Someone’s trying to get a promotion!” Me: “I own the company so… not really.” Him: “oh uhhh. Ok”

Going to see Twenty-Sided Tavern tonight with @artiethedobie.bsky.social and @acozyitalian.bsky.social! Super excited to see @erikaishii.bsky.social live!!

Dear Etsy Witches:

Good to know that I'm not the only one who thinks the @flightradar24.com Skycards update is awful. Like so bad that it makes me not want to play the game anymore...

Don’t worry everyone—I woke up at 3:30am from a dream about high school, was able to remember my class schedules for all 4 years, and then immediately fell back asleep.

I'm always saying my phone is too fat. 🙄 Like what? Why? Who asked for this? I'm such an Apple fan and am so disappointed with everything today...

“dont bully me i’ll cum” me:

I just want a SMALL iPhone. Not a THIN iPhone. Is this too much to ask?! I will be sticking with my 13 mini until it dies, I suppose. #Apple

Sadly, ours won't contain the same complex eroticism as the Nepalese original.

*sigh* The Hostage should have ended with her saying she’s abolishing the present monarchy and appointing herself of Queen. #TheHostage

I will likely never financially recover from whatever this is going to be.

. @artiethedobie.bsky.social was mean to me today and made me a smooth pig 🥺

Some guy walked by me wearing Curve cologne and I just had flashbacks. That’s what my high school crush wore. 🫠

If anyone has any Brennan Lee Mulligan as a Minotaur fan art… please let me know.

We need *her* in politics:

All my game systems are mounted on the wall behind my television. No visible console, cables, wires, etc.