There is a giant something on my wall/ceiling with wing and I'm gonna need my cats to come take care of it or we're all gonna be homeless in the morning.

I don't know where the remote is and Aoife's asleep on my lap. This would ordinarily be fine, but the Colorado Rockies channel is on.

This is easily the wildest thread I've ever been part of. This guy genuinely went from "I refuse to believe the woman who is clearly a Republican plant" to "'Believe women' is bullshit because Rachel Dolezal exists."

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They suspended the User Was Blocked For This Post account?! Bastards

Happy belated birthday @caseamundo.bsky.social!

My dad came over to clear out room for the chest freezer from sibling's house and cleaned the whole-ass garage. He's eternally in search of a project and it looks like my house is now his focus. I can live with this.

Yelling out to Aoife "You're going to regret that!" as she finishes swallowing some tape and cardboard. Dear reader, I will also regret it.

Happy birthday, @moriahjaybird.bsky.social!

is it because all the republicans left

Oof, that shot of the nun

Nothing I’ve ever done takes as much courage as it does for her to get up and go to school every day while the full weight of the conservative legal apparatus comes for her. And she’s not only still out there but crushing it. Happy pride, Becky. We’ve got your back no matter what SCOTUS decides.

Holy shit, San Antonio

It's been a brutal two weeks in Chicagoland with ICE pointing guns and tasers, multiple car crashes, violent arrests and a significant uptick in detainments overall. Feds continue to stalk courthouses across multiple counties. Today, agents were also seen at the rideshare lots at O'Hare.

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Happy birthday @takeaheiche.bsky.social! And happy belated birthday to 2/3 of my favorite set of triplets, @httpreo.bsky.social and @hbomatts.bsky.social!

In good news, my neuro PT is pretty sure I don't need surgery! My neurologist is referring me to the spine clinic for some pinched nerves in my cervical spine that are only tangentially related to the spasms in my neck. I freaked out about it after reading up on it (of course), but it sounds like

My circle is full of men I trust, but away from that, men (and plenty of women!) are coming out of the woodwork to say abuse basically needs to reach the level of hospitalization before they'll even consider him unfit and that verbal abuse is nothing. We're fucked. This why I'm not a Democrat.

They never want us talking about the low rates or how difficult shoots are. You raise your voice and you risk not being invited back to set. Very happy to see the crew of Obsession slowly talking about their experience

Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

What the entire fuck is wrong with the pro-Platner people? They're just like MAGA but too blind to see it.

This is part of what irks me about Platner as well, tattoo aside. We have a long history of worshipping soldiers, both enlisted and -of fortune, doubly so for those green beret kill squad types. It’s clear that we are the global aggressor, are those really the types we should have in leadership?

Imagine standing by your vote for Marco Rubio given the current state of international relations.

Oops...I did it again. I bought another copy—my 4th—of The Silmarillion. This one has sprayed edges and illustrations. I also have my mom's first American edition, but I didn't take as much care with the dust jacket as I should have; 17-year-old me didn't know how much I'd love it.

The conservative movement explicitly, no-shit, no-other-explanation believes that an educated populace is directly opposed to their vision of a peasant class having 15 kids and building wealth for the Chosen Few Elites forever and want to repeal the 20th and the 19th century to achieve that goal

im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked

Gas prices were hilarious this evening. $3.58/gal on Havana (down from $4.08 1.5 hours earlier) $4.68 on Chambers $4.03 on Buckley Glad I filled up on Havana instead of waiting until I got closer to home like I usually do.

Do I even want to know why Planter's the topic of 75% of my For You page today or should I just take a nap?

I already don't like sourdough and this ensures that I'll never eat it again for fear of the yeast coming out of a mummy.

I know we all love Treebeard, and the Ents are great. But does NO ONE find it suspicious that all the Entwives decided to leave, seemingly as a collective? Some dark implications, that's all I'm saying.

How the hell did the Rockies give up 6 runs in the 15 minutes it took me to tell my parents I likely need surgery?

This should be illegal. It's long been one of the most obvious reasons that I thought there should be guardrails for AI images.

Based on this, Cilizza's newsletter is for the absolute dumbest of the resist libs. Who uses emojis like that, especially as a professional journalist? And don't even get me started on using baseball metaphors and emojis and invoking referees and cheerleaders. That all just embarrassing.

So it turns out that having your neck immobilized during neck spasms is incredibly fucking painful. I hope the MRIs actually show something useful that make suffering through that experience worth it. 0/10, Do not recommend

Missed connection: lonely bard looking for a quest

Everyone who works for Geo Group deserves prison for their participation in these crimes. Wardens and corporate deserve to have their assets seized and distributed to their victims and serve serious sentences. For-profit prisons are evil and have no place in a civilized society.

Why is Governor Polis (still) wasting hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to subvert the very law _he_ signed a year ago in order to bend the knee to ICE and Donald Trump? Polis thinks he is going to outsmart us all, but in reality his actions break trust and will make Coloradans less safe.

Neither team deserved to win that game, but I'll take it.

Scoring in the top of the 9th? I didn't know the Rockies were allowed to do that.

This is why I'm hesitant to apply for disability and Medicaid. It's so much work just to apply and these ghouls just believe that we're all cogs in a machine to increase shareholder value and if we can't do that we deserve to die. I'm beyond fortunate to have my parents' support.

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This is such a Rockies inning.

Kyle said some bad words.

"This isn't true. It's The Onion, satire. I don't get why they posted this but it's not real." I can't stop laughing.

I remember the olden days when I was excited to watch Freeland pitch.

And Aoife is my little princess and I actually caught her before she could pose for one of these!

Murphy may be trouble, but he's first and foremost my little buddy and I'll forgive this face anything.

Lol, my dad took the rug to clean it and my mom decided it looks nice on their deck, so I no longer have a rug. Murphy can't pee on a rug I don't have, so it's win-win.

So you're saying they really shook things u—*shepherd's crook comes out of nowhere to pull me off-stage*