Knowing nothing about the games themselves, looking at MLB scores tonight is reminiscent of baseball in 2000. A bunch of people are roided up and the pitchers are throwing 94mph meatballs.

one of the funniest things about Trump is his absolute disloyalty to everyone, no matter how much they have debased themselves to curry his favor. it doesn't matter what they do for him. he's perpetually 30 seconds away from tossing them under a bus and giving them a bitchy nickname on the news

Breaking news: Nazi Cop (oxymoron, I know) Lies About Fentanyl.

new communities like... *checks notes* women

She nearly side-swiped someone, missed the exit to get to my house, jumped a curb and nearly took out a sign on a lane divider, and thought my house was further east than it already is. She just bought a car in January and I'm not sure she should have a driver's license, much less a car.

My Mom's taking me to my doctor's appointment today. If I don't make it, I love you all and @jonnyschaab.bsky.social has dibs on my cats (if they like him).

Murphy is such a little shit. I just cleaned the litter box and took a shower and he decided to reward me by pissing on the corner of my duvet cover, which I proceeded to step on.

this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.

was once New Amsterdam.

Thank god I have tiny hands. Imagine if they were the size of Shaq's hands instead.

What if we tried not being fascist and see how that goes for us

Damn

The poetry displayed in our lobby tonight comes from Art From Ashes: a Denver organization that gives high-risk youth a safe space to share their stories and find their voice through creative expression. 🎨 Stories heal. Stories empower. Stories transform.

And suddenly I really like it when Márquez has a bad night.

I'm happy for Trem. I hope the Pios dedicate the win to his memory.

Aoife (kind of) let me rub her belly!

A powerful man sexually pursuing a young woman who works for him is oppressive. It immediately limits and reshapes her future to her detriment, whether she is physically forced into it or not. It’s coercion either way, and that is why it’s so wrong. It’s an abuse of power.

Unified command (local cops) arrived allegedly in response to protesters standing on the sidewalk on the other side of the free speech zone barricades. Inflatable phalluses wave along to a chant of, "suck a dick!"

I know I should go to sleep because I got so mad that I included ad hominems. But you kind of deserve it when your moral compass says that Dems should leave sexual predators in office because Republicans don't do anything about their sexual predators. I hope everyone has the day they deserve.

This thread should be mandatory reading for everyone the next time they open the app.

I know it's still considered impolitic to say it, but Hillary Clinton couldn't go nearly as hard as she could and should have with Trump on this shit for the simple reason that it would have meant talking about Bill.

"Women shouldn't vote if they can't stand up for themselves in a situation where power dynamics are at play and they're intoxicated." I want to fucking SCREAM

i wonder if ryan spilborghs knows the very niche, unique place of horror he holds in Giants nerd hearts.

It'll be a shame if someone doesn't write a headline about the Padres being 3 Sheets to the wind when they won.

Yep, that's pretty much the same Rockies as yesterday.

I was busy responding to rape apologists, so this is late, but here come the Rockies!

Victims don't come forward because our society has been conditioned by the patriarchy not to believe them. Why do victims wait until the last minute? Because they don't want to have their lives and the abuse they endured drawn into the court of public shitty opinions unless it's necessary.

The creatures exiting the spaceship

Wow, that tunnel visual of Artemis II re-entering was terrible for me to watch. My eyes did not like.

List of athletes invested in Kalshi, per Front Office Sports. This many active athletes — including a union president — investing in a sportsbook is a massive conflict of interest. frontofficesports.com/kalshi-athle...

It's hard to respect a guy who had nothing to say over US bishops voting to ban all gender-affirming care at Catholic hospitals. It's hard to present yourself as pro-life when you're willing to sacrifice people who don't fit a mold created by man, rather than embrace people for who they are.

how much money does the marine corps lose

this is what they elected trump to do. rising low-end wages threatened bosses' power over workers and they were more than willing to slow down the economy if it meant crushing the labor market

pretty grossed out by a lot of the replies. it can’t be “believe women—but only when it’s politically convenient.”

Lol. My problem with Hick isn't his age. It's his lack of worth as a senator. What has he actually done that makes him a better candidate than a woman who was constantly pushing for change that would make life better for the average person?

Far from a new observation, but admin officials know that they are committing illegal and unethical acts. They are choosing to do so because they wager, sometimes literally, that there will be no consequences for their actions. It's our job to make sure that they have wagered incorrectly.

Fuck yeah, Pios

Murphy stepped on the remote and turned off the TV, so that's enough of that. My body needs rest anyway. Go DU.

I need DU to win so I can take a nap.

Just got X-rays back on my foot and the good news is that I don't have a stray bone mass causing pain. The bad news is that it's probably another fatty mass tumor (with or without tentacles TBD).

What do you think Trem's blood pressure is right now?

*cough*Calibre*cough* Hmu if you're a moot who wants to move away from Kindle.

There is so much police activity around Alameda and 225 right now. Just constant sirens.

This feels sacrilegious. I'll take two.

Hahahaha...YES! I somehow timed this perfectly.

Man, I really do not miss seeing posts from either account they just showed on screen.

This game is the perfect example is why stressing about the first 30 minutes of Nuggets games is bad for your health.

i'd like to see a 4-second shot clock in the nba. i get that running a halfcourt offense is supposed to be good luck or whatever, but it doesn't actually do anything. knock it off. just inbound and let 'er rip